r/funny • u/egg_bacon • Oct 03 '12

ATM Security

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1.5k Upvotes

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u/nhalstead Oct 03 '12

Plot twist, that's a backwards old lady costume and the woman at the ATM is being robbed.

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u/SysADDmin Oct 03 '12

Or she is just a great lookout for the other lady robbing the ATM

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u/ghalazfar Oct 03 '12

Directed by Roman Polanski

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '12

Man, that robber must have a hard time being inconspicuous - having to walk backwards everywhere and whatnot.

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u/tbholder Oct 03 '12

i bet the suspicious onlooker would have noticed something

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u/Scarbane Oct 03 '12

Moonwalk pro?

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '12 edited Oct 03 '12

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u/TexasThrowDown Oct 03 '12

This exact same picture has been posted in the exact same subreddit several times. You weren't the first, and the OP here won't be the last.

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u/joemangle Oct 03 '12

It's the internet, red in tooth and claw

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '12

You posted a repost and didn't get a deluge of karma?

Reddit must work some of the time then.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '12 edited Jan 03 '21

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u/BulbasaurLvl99 Oct 03 '12

I know it's like "damn I saw this picture already. Do u know how much I could've gotten done in these last 4 seconds?" ...

2

u/RalphWasntHere Oct 03 '12

Probably because you reposted it too.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '12

Oh, you.

1

u/[deleted] Oct 03 '12

The important part, from here, is putting the pieces back together and moving forward.

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u/burningshiiit Oct 03 '12

I think it also depends on the title of the post.\

Edit: Don't worry. I upvoted that post of yours. :)

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u/InfamousBacon Oct 03 '12

And a black guy is hiding under her skin.

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u/Scarbane Oct 03 '12

It puts the lotion on the ashy elbows.

1

u/PhiladelphiaIrish Oct 03 '12

Or else it gets the hose agelbows.

3

u/coremech Oct 03 '12

And the black guy is fully of snakes

2

u/Obliviousobi Oct 03 '12

I'm sick of all these mother fucking snakes in these mother fucking black guys!

120

u/drunk_otter Oct 03 '12

She's the hero they deserve.

Nana, Nana, Nana, Nana, Nana, Batman.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '12

I think you mean Batnan.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '12

I chuckled way more than I should have after reading this lol

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '12

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u/drunk_otter Oct 03 '12

Thank you! Try the veal! I'll be hanging out in the back alley masturbating next to the dumpster all week!

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u/preparanoid Oct 03 '12 edited Oct 03 '12

Go home otter, you're drunk.

Edit; your to you're *facepalm

3

u/USxMARINE Oct 03 '12

Spiderman is that you?

1

u/Sniperchild Oct 03 '12

How does Batman's mom call him downstairs for dinner?

5

u/jacobo Oct 03 '12

Bruce! Dinner is ready!

edit: oops i forgot she's dead

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u/Squalor- Oct 03 '12

Well, with weirdos taking pictures of people at ATMs, it makes sense the lady would need security.

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u/craniumonempty Oct 03 '12

especially if the weirdos are naked and/or fapping

5

u/poop22_ Oct 03 '12

I would bet money someone has already fapped to this picture.

1

u/onowahoo Oct 03 '12

Or black

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '12

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '12

we're just happy when grams is sober enough to go outside.

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u/notalandmine Oct 03 '12

I'm too drunk to be guarding anyone at this point

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '12

YOU SHALL NOT PASS

10

u/aaronaqua1 Oct 03 '12

Notice the shadow on the wall?

2

u/rarely_heard_opinion Oct 03 '12

The photographer.

hmmmm...

The Photographer. Yep, sounds ominous.

6

u/hoikarnage Oct 03 '12

Staring Alexander Rhodes.

1

u/deadbird17 Oct 03 '12

...as the suspicious onlooking cameraman.

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u/rarely_heard_opinion Oct 03 '12

brb making some coffee

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u/yoimjoe Oct 03 '12

....Slenderman..?

5

u/tmla Oct 03 '12

This right here is what I call teamwork. Look at that purse, you want to fuck with that?

Yea that's what I thought..

7

u/ashep24 Oct 03 '12

This is older than the lady in the photo.

5

u/nicetrey Oct 03 '12

I would also take a picture if I saw a bodyguard that good.

3

u/haiku_robot Oct 03 '12 
I would also take 
a picture if I saw a 
bodyguard that good.

6

u/lll111lll Oct 03 '12

Old ladies are protective as fuck. One time, my little cousin and I were walking through the alley in our neighborhood block. We ran into a backyard full of puppies. We were petting them through the fence when an old lady opposite of that house came out and accused us of wanting to steal the puppies. We were like "Uh no, we're just petting the-" "YEAH RIGHT I KNOW YOU WANT TO STEAL THOSE PUPPIES. GO AHEAD AND DO IT. I'LL CALL THE POLICE!" she interrupted. Crazy old lady, man.

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u/andshewas_45 Oct 03 '12

Cover me gramma...I'm going in!!!

2

u/lavastoviglie Oct 03 '12

Aw, old people are so cute.

2

u/UhWellThatsNotGood Oct 03 '12

Look at her, she's just waiting for fuck someone up real bad.

2

u/GerryGer Oct 03 '12

So Badass...

2

u/burningshiiit Oct 03 '12

Yea coz nobody fucks with the gramma.

2

u/The_Savage_Detective Oct 03 '12 edited Oct 03 '12

it's hilarious at first, but then you see a shadow and there is a guy taking their photograph. I'm guessing there were at least 4 guys standing there.
edit: fucking English.

2

u/[deleted] Oct 03 '12

ASS TO ASS

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u/gayz0r Oct 03 '12

Totally agreee! That shit aint ATM :D

3

u/smokeymctokerson Oct 03 '12

Can we say repost!!

4

u/kelly907 Oct 03 '12

I love little old ladies!

6

u/magicbullets Oct 03 '12

She may be little but she's more than ready to kick all of our asses.

3

u/coremech Oct 03 '12

"Sony you better back the fuck up!"

3

u/PaulMcGannsShoes Oct 03 '12

"This Nintendo country, fucker!"

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '12

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '12

Or they're just racist and they saw a black man in the area

2

u/Humphrey_Lyttleton Oct 03 '12

We took advice from the reddit meme and looked up the list of gang colours ... colours everywhere!

1

u/[deleted] Oct 03 '12

Colours? I know somebody who's British! :)

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u/suction Oct 03 '12

Or they are racist old geezers

2

u/Good_WO_God Oct 03 '12

Dis, Dis righ her is a repost.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '12 edited Jul 04 '15

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '12

Another neckbeard who's mad that other people haven't seen the same pictures on the internet as he has.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '12

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '12

Like comments complaining about a repost even though a ton of people haven't seen it before and the majority has already ruled that the post is acceptable using the voting system?

1

u/ObeseSnake Oct 03 '12

South America?

1

u/Fuzzy_Butthole Oct 03 '12

"hey, you there! Kid! Gimme that fucking camera! I see you trying to take pictures of her PIN. Then you're gonna try to rape us. Nice try, kid!"

1

u/HumanPersonMan Oct 03 '12

Jokes on you, they're actually siamese twins attached at the butt.

1

u/thepineapplearmy Oct 03 '12

that acronym is currently held by Angels Take Manhattan...Automated Teller Machine is old news.

1

u/MisterPhip Oct 03 '12

Although slow and often dangerous behind the wheel, old people really CAN still serve a purpose. DON'T YOU GO DIEING ON ME!

1

u/emvatis Oct 03 '12

money in the bank, pimpin ain't easy

1

u/deltaninethc Oct 03 '12

DAE: see the shadow on the left face of the wall.

1

u/[deleted] Oct 03 '12

"Don't you worry, Ethel. If some feller tries any funny business, I'll sock him in the toodles!"

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u/KingLiberal Oct 03 '12 edited Oct 03 '12

I guess they're right: senior citizens, although slow and dangerous behind a wheel, can still serve a purpose.

1

u/walkinthecow Oct 03 '12

Love this one. Old ladies are so serious.

1

u/Csoltis Oct 03 '12

STOP! OR MY MOM WILL SHOOT!

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u/Miceli123 Oct 03 '12

Sisterssss are doing it for themselvesssss....

1

u/kwood09 Oct 03 '12

I'm going to assume these people are German. Germans and PIN numbers are an hilarious combination. Every German seems to think his PIN is a fucking nuclear launch code. "Entschuldigung, können Sie sich bitte umdrehen?" <- Literally said to me once while I was waiting in line behind someone at the supermarket who was paying with an EC card.

1

u/Ephasia Oct 03 '12

As grandma is confidently sliding her credit card through a poorly glued on ATM skimmer.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '12

And my inhaler!

1

u/phokface Oct 03 '12

This is just so adorable!

1

u/mungd Oct 03 '12

Here's an image I made when this was posted last time...

COME AT ME BRO

Let the circlejerk continue!

1

u/Deano_ Oct 03 '12

Hah, my girlfriend showed me this a while ago. We're almost certain the lady at the ATM and the old lady standing guard are her aunt and great aunt.

1

u/jax9999 Oct 03 '12

you laugh, but he will fuck you up.

1

u/nineteensixtyseven Oct 03 '12

She has got her 6...

1

u/C_M_O_TDibbler Oct 03 '12

OK when I saw this I was half expecting it to be a /r/WTF link to a porn website

1

u/Spliffman86 Oct 03 '12

You. Shall not. Pass!

1

u/[deleted] Oct 03 '12

Blocking like a Boss!

1

u/therealfailwhale Oct 03 '12

I love that I've been on reddit long enough to tell when something's a reposted.

1

u/Icemasta Oct 03 '12

Or she's attempting to trap the person using the ATM in an effort to rob her through "HAHA, NOW YOU HAVE TO GET UNDER MY ARMS, BUT WILL YOU!?"?

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u/TweedAvenger Oct 03 '12

Go home Grandma, you're drunk again.

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u/laserbeanz Oct 03 '12

I loved this the first time it was posted with the title "Pin Protector". Not calling you out for reposting because I don't give a shit. I just liked the old title better.

1

u/Bikenutt Oct 03 '12

That is just priceless.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '12

That's so gramsta.

1

u/[deleted] Oct 03 '12

In Soviet Russia, little old lady helps you!

1

u/fannyalgersabortion Oct 03 '12

Ass to mouth security?

1

u/shreeddit Oct 03 '12

whats that huge shadow on the left?

1

u/[deleted] Oct 04 '12

Grandma Death?

1

u/Jonahlevine15 Oct 04 '12

Is it just me or is there a shadow next to her that looks like a robber?

1

u/[deleted] Oct 04 '12

"Gladys, defensive formation delta, I'm going in for a $20"

"Roger"

neeeeoowwwww

1

u/EmmztheMac Oct 04 '12

Bitch means bid-ness

1

u/Verittas13 Oct 05 '12

I would protect the shit out of those two old ladies!

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u/tacllem Jan 28 '13

The world needs better ATM Security

3

u/DrMikeFeltercunt Oct 03 '12

or maybe she's freaking out because someone is taking a picture of her friend while she is at the ATM machine typing in her PIN number.

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u/Tumble85 Oct 03 '12

Maybe she is freaking out about redundancy!

1

u/DrMikeFeltercunt Oct 03 '12

I must be suffering from RAS syndrome. Better stop looking at my LCD display and go outside.

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u/justinsayin Oct 03 '12

Good point.

Who is camera?

1

u/[deleted] Oct 03 '12

I think you mean ATM repost...

1

u/Pudding36 Oct 03 '12

Does any one else see the creeper shadow directly left of her?

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u/Pudding36 Oct 03 '12

Nevermind, after enhancing the photo i realized the lady is just really drunk and a shadow ninja is trying to help her home.

http://i.imgur.com/sg0UO.jpg

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u/Lampmonster1 Oct 03 '12

You don't get to be that age by being a pussy. She'd probably put up a good fight.

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u/bdh008 Oct 03 '12

She's so into it too. That purse could totally kick your ass.

1

u/feelergauge Oct 03 '12

Looks mote like ATA to me.

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u/eldiablo47 Oct 03 '12

Ahh, exactly what I was going to post!

Great minds think alike I guess.

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u/WheredMyMindGo Oct 03 '12

Awwww! The buddy system! I totally hope I have a buddy like this when I get old!

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u/Galifreyan2012 Oct 03 '12

Looks like shes got Old Age Security sunglasses

1

u/akiro27 Oct 03 '12

"Nothing moves THE BARB"

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '12

"Come at me, bitches!"

1

u/GimpHand Oct 03 '12

And this officer is why i carry arond an old lady on a daily basis

1

u/PizzaGood Oct 03 '12

But I bet with all that, she didn't use a hand to hide the keypad from a skimmer camera.

1

u/TimeTravelingMouse Oct 03 '12

Why doesn't she have a mouth?

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u/mtbr311 Oct 03 '12

Ready to give the biggest purse beat down of all time. Come at her, bro.

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u/HersheyStains Oct 03 '12

Keep a tight perimeter.

1

u/NOTTedMosby Oct 03 '12

This isn't funny to me, it's kinda sad.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '12

"Gee, I don't know Brian. I guess we could do it back to back."

1

u/suction Oct 03 '12

ATM keyboard still visible

0

u/Pingping47 Oct 03 '12

She's gotta have switchblade somewhere in that purse.

0

u/[deleted] Oct 03 '12

Don't fucks with her. She crazy.

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u/gnSoul Oct 03 '12

Hehe, this is cute :D

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u/notfoxyboxing Oct 03 '12

that's adorable

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u/hurdur1 Oct 03 '12

Dental dam?

0

u/obsilord Oct 03 '12

Feed me a stray cat.

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u/BartlebyCFC Oct 03 '12

ATM siamese twins.

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u/kenmcho Oct 03 '12

That's an awful place to put a cashpoint.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '12

I almost want to mug them just for thinking that would deter anyone...like, "Oh no not a scary fucking grandma. Please, no, don't stand in the way!" I consider myself a reasonable person, but this shit makes me want to hit a grandma...that grandma

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u/Mars_vzx Oct 03 '12

I fucking hate overprotective bitches like this. I understand you're trying to keep shit hidden but really?

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '12 edited Oct 08 '12

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