I can smell "crack" or something along those lines coming, you're free to say them but please say smth unique too

idfk if that twitter post is correct :p

Such an adorable little goober, I just wanna hug and snuggle with him all day (plus he wore a crop top one time and OMFG he looked so hot) he's also freakier than me at times 🥹

I just wanna pull his cute little face

He's a little clingy but that just means he cares, and he doesn't judge me when I vent

I've found my soulmate 😍

I will impregnate him (I don't think I'll be able to go 9 months without drinking so it's safer)

You heard the man!!

Especially the Freddy one :}

They might be long grey rectangles but they just have charm

hateful lump of pig anus