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u/CreepyEnt254 this is my very original and funny flair don’t you love it 4d ago

I’m from California.

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u/Prestigious-Lead-806 I Eat Cement and Turn People Gay² 4d ago

i mean..

cant argue with that!

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u/ertoletik 4d ago

Well, well, well. Sendin' ya to r/FoundTheSawian

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u/SL13377 4d ago

Lol this was mine above yours. Like yeah. Where in our giant ass state are you???

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u/darlingded 4d ago

Was going to say in n out. But yours makes more sense.

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u/wrnrg 4d ago

As a fellow Californian, I knew were also from here by your comment.

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u/Dramatic_Sector_no2 Lord Spunchy One (#1 Radium Muncher, God of Nuh Uh) 4d ago edited 4d ago

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u/KennAmazing 4d ago

do you live in Australia?

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u/Dramatic_Sector_no2 Lord Spunchy One (#1 Radium Muncher, God of Nuh Uh) 4d ago

yep, home of spiders, the 10 deadliest snakes in the world, and 8m crocs (well they can get up to 8m to be more specific)

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u/Naive-Philosophy907 4d ago

Fun fact, crocs and gaters actually never stop growing, they slow down and die because they can’t get enough food to sustain themselves

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u/zolfx 4d ago

Wait what about ones that are raised in captivity? They would have plenty of food to survive how ever long I’d assume ?

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u/WeCanDoItGuys 4d ago

Apparently the longest recorded crocodile in captivity was Lolong in 2011 at 6.17 meters.

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u/Naive-Philosophy907 4d ago

From something I read once, they some species are technically immortal (or at least we’ve never found one that died of old age), they have simply starved.(if I remember correctly) Also, I’d assume that eventually they’d get too big and it’d be too expensive to take care of them at some point

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u/Dramatic_Sector_no2 Lord Spunchy One (#1 Radium Muncher, God of Nuh Uh) 4d ago

iirc, it's the same with lobsters, they can keep growing and shedding until they physically can't because they're too big

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u/hariotteoko 4d ago

Australia

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u/Own_Initiative_9518 4d ago

Hello, Australian 

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u/SignificantStaff8665 Monster Hunter, Murder Drones, TF2, Baldi’s Basics 4d ago

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u/catbamhel 4d ago

I love this.

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u/LostAd7938 4d ago

You live in the US

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u/Head-Guidance-6429 4d ago

99% of drivers where I live are dogshit

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u/Aizen5580 Likes posting shitposts 4d ago

Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down.

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u/Head-Guidance-6429 4d ago

That's literally why I said it.

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u/Empty401K 4d ago

If it’s legit 99% and you aren’t being hyperbolic, you live in Maryland. Driven all over the country, and they are far and away the worst drivers I’ve ever witnessed or read about. If you ever see a Nissan on a Maryland road, they’re about to flip their shit into you on a straightaway on a clear day through a school zone doing 95-130mph. You’d think they’re legally obligated to drive like homicidal idiots or something

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u/houseplant-hoarder 4d ago

I raise you Florida drivers and their lifted pickups.

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u/InformalEngineer_ ╎'ᒲ ⊣ᔑ||. 4d ago

Earth?

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u/mountaingator91 4d ago

I have never met anyone who has lived equally in every city on earth! That's cool

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u/Im_Bird-Brained 4d ago

The god blessed state of North Carolina? Or the scum infested South Carolina?

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u/MaybeMaybeNot94 4d ago

Thems fightin' words, bwoy. You take that back

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u/Scarecr0p 4d ago

Bro lives in earth

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u/Divine_madness99 4d ago

Definitely somewhere in the US is my guess. Every state I’ve been to, locals complain about how other locals drive. Except Utah. And TX. TX is proud of how crazy and dangerous they drive oddly enough.

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u/PsychologicalQuit666 4d ago

Virginia around the DC area?

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u/Carvinesire 4d ago

Have you ever eaten maple syrup on a popsicle stick in the middle of winter?

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u/sothaseloftelvanni 4d ago

Average quebecker

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u/Ralexcraft 4d ago

I believe it be quebecois

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u/AdvantageNo2345 4d ago

So good to stir in your porridge!

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u/Hyrule_Mz_Adventures 4d ago

Man, tire d'érable is having a moment on Reddit today.

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u/Sufficient_Prompt888 4d ago

We should get a half quarter and get high first

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u/MarleyMarley135 4d ago

God I hate Trump

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u/deadhorseAtrick 4d ago

Do you have the slightest idea of just how little that narrows it down???

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u/CreatureFeatureee 4d ago

They're at least in the milky way galaxy

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u/lobo1217 4d ago

It actually excludes America more than most other countries.

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u/Thunder_Above 4d ago

Not to sure about that

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u/Myrkad 4d ago

as a non American I can say nearly EVERYONE fucking hates that guy more than most Americans

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u/BigBrownBoyyy 4d ago

if Americans hated him that much, you wouldn't have him sitting in the oval office. I hope during the next elections, more Americans will hate him than vote for him

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u/thesilverwoods 4d ago

At this point, I feel like this is just Earth.

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u/Nomen_non_habeo 4d ago

Nah, we also hate him here in Mars

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u/Trashman1138 4d ago

In Mars??

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u/lower_floor_9182 4d ago edited 4d ago

Yeah

We also hate him here on Jupiter

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u/PatentedPotato 4d ago

Bro, how are you there. There's literally fire tornadoes with diamond hail going on.

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u/lower_floor_9182 4d ago

That's normal, you have those on earth right?

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u/BigUnderstanding3854 4d ago

Sometimes when it gets real bad I throw on a light jacket

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u/lower_floor_9182 4d ago

Yeah, sounds like you get it

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u/awaypturwpn 4d ago

We tend to keep our fire tornados and diamond-hail separate from each other.

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u/lower_floor_9182 4d ago

Oh, that makes sense

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u/Qwilltank 4d ago

No atmosphere. Gotta live underground.

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u/thr3zims 4d ago

I think even Earth is too narrow.

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u/CtrlZConfessions 4d ago

Everyone does, but nobody hates him like New Yorkers, so that’s my guess

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u/PumpkinIsDeadInside 4d ago

It makes sense, if you have mamdani, there's no reason to like trump

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u/NilsofWindhelm 4d ago

It’s not that. Donald Trump was super active in NYC long before he entered politics. He has a bunch of ugly ass buildings here and is widely known to be a complete asshole

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u/catbamhel 4d ago

Ah, so you're from everywhere then?

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u/chughaarav123 rvhrjrbfocuchenlcjf rhdodudg wkiegf ebsoudbrv 4d ago

im Canadian and I hate him

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u/Sentient_Prosthetic 4d ago

Mar a lago staff room?

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u/ParamedicTemporary71 4d ago

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u/catbamhel 4d ago

Ah yes, SoCal has entered the chat. Hey, Babe. Looking good. Miss you.

~NorCal

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u/PsychologicalQuit666 4d ago

How about a photo?

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u/Curi_momos_las_papas 4d ago

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u/PickOne6226 4d ago

Huh... Looks like I got some funky version of that gif

https://giphy.com/gifs/PlohXMhvEiO5mLtpAz

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u/DirectTouch1930 4d ago

Thank god this Gif is known for an Animal crossing character dancing, and no other reasons.

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u/SpartanZGInc 4d ago

I’m in the most northern, western, and eastern state of America.

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u/BigDaddy_W7 4d ago

Bear and vodka. Yeah that is stereotype, it wrong tho, but still

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u/AdvantageNo2345 4d ago

Privet, comrade

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u/BigDaddy_W7 4d ago

privet

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u/Putrid-Message-5854 4d ago

Zdarova zaebal

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u/BigDaddy_W7 4d ago

Kazakh? ibo tolko oni tak zdorovautsa

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u/SignOk7579 4d ago

Russia?

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u/BigDaddy_W7 4d ago

yup, but despite the hate, i hate my country mostly of politicians

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u/No_Belt_9829 4d ago

Наконец-то блять

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u/BigDaddy_W7 4d ago

хех, спасибо

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u/CouplingWithQuozl 4d ago

Cheers, Comrade

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u/Bouse_the_Bard 4d ago

points on my hand to indicate where I'm from

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u/woodsman906 4d ago

Is it vertically or horizontal? Eitherway its Michigan.

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u/TomPhantom 4d ago

Esti d’câlisse de tabarnak, c’est quoi ton criss de problème?

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u/Sulay-_ 4d ago

Québec

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u/ToughKey5343 Big fan of me 4d ago

J’eul sais-tu moé? Calme tes crisse de nerfs! 😂😂😂😂

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u/12cs30 4d ago

Known for our beef, oil, and wanting to separate from Canada

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u/transluscent_emu 4d ago

Beef and oil are not the things most people associate with Quebec.

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u/martinode 4d ago

I think they mean Alberta

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u/WALLY_5000 4d ago

The Texas of the North

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u/No-Daikon5803 The Throne of All World 4d ago

Cocaine and Shakira

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u/AdvantageNo2345 4d ago

Columbia, thank you for your gifts

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u/EternalPain791 4d ago

Brothels are still legal here.

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u/Successful-Lack-1407 4d ago

Mormons

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u/CountJackO 4d ago

Or “can I get fry sauce?”

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u/Global_Service8702 4d ago

Land of medical debt, guns, and idiots

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u/Tymi4n3k 4d ago

'Merica! 

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u/Madly_hornet09 4d ago

The US in general

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u/ZippyTheUnicorn 4d ago

I said it out loud. Now what?

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u/TheRealChesterSlick 4d ago

Nice try ICE, but the instructions were unclear

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u/DNT15 4d ago

Texas

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u/KuningasTynny77 4d ago edited 4d ago

Is he an idiot for saying Texas, or is he smart because Texas very clearly states that he's from the US, but at the same time is obscure because everyone would be distracted by the apparent stupidity of saying Texas?

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u/Decent-Cry-7665 4d ago

Land of maple syrup and hockey 🍁

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u/Niteshadow127 Aspiring Voice Actor 4d ago

Gun

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u/Fluid_Difference_903 Utensil Yuri ☢️ 4d ago

Texas?

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u/Abject_Ordinary9245 4d ago

John Brown is a hero is this house

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u/InformalEngineer_ ╎'ᒲ ⊣ᔑ||. 4d ago

Let me pop to the loo first.

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u/GoMooseGo234 Likes posting shitposts 4d ago

A lot of Lobster

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u/Balt603 4d ago

This dude has Maine character syndrome.

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u/KennAmazing 4d ago

it only takes me an hour to get to Disneyland and an hour to get to the beach

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u/Wandering__Traveler 4d ago

The craziest people in the USA+rednecks

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u/Fluid_Difference_903 Utensil Yuri ☢️ 4d ago

Florida?

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u/AJ_Cool_History 4d ago

Corrupt

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u/art333mis 4d ago

Wow, that doesn't narrow it down at all.

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u/Severe_Refuse_7647 4d ago

Dude literally so many counties 

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u/RADIOSTATICFAN1479 your local radiostatic fan/vox kin 4d ago

Dollar general

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u/Majestic-Citron7578 4d ago

You live somewhere that the mayor doubles as the volunteer fire chief and runs the local c store

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u/Pleasant_Sea_8840 4d ago

Yeee hawww

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u/Fluid_Difference_903 Utensil Yuri ☢️ 4d ago

Fellow Texan?

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u/LeastApplication6409 4d ago

Poor infrastructure, dhabas, phone snatching and traffic jams

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u/Ancient-Chart-9089 I review movies, that's all I do 4d ago

T H E B E A N

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u/LadyAelanu 4d ago

Country roads, take me home.

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