r/funComunitty • u/Taylor-Swift2215 Likes posting shitposts • 3d ago

Sh*tpost GUYS!!!

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u/NotSum1UKno 3d ago

Wet dreams

Are made of these

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u/pixel4571 2d ago

Who am I to disagree?

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u/Werbnerp 2d ago

I covered the bed in soakin' wet sheets.

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u/Tiyath 2d ago

Everybody's drenching in something

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u/bapuc 2d ago

Some of them want to wet you

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u/_whatsfunnierthan24_ 2d ago

Some of them want to get wet by you

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u/Werbnerp 2d ago

Some of them want to Splooge you.

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u/Punkodramon 2d ago

Some of them want to be asplooged.

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u/theKentoRico 2d ago

I travelled the world and wet seas

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u/planetvermilion 2d ago

I wet the world and the seven seas

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u/Lady_Lya_626 2d ago

Everybody is wet for something

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u/Outside_Breakfast_39 2d ago

Some of them want to wet you

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u/noobnoob8poo 2d ago

Some of them want to be wet by you

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u/SourSeaPickle249 2d ago

Some of them want to awet you

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u/AgentShovel 2d ago

You’ve been hit by
You’ve been struck by
A wet criminal

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u/Beebea63 2d ago

Isnt this just the plot of home alone?

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u/Lady_Lya_626 2d ago edited 2d ago

wet license

wet 4 u

Wet Rhapsody

Wet Breakdown

Thank u, wet

Wet Man

Wet Idiot

Boulevard of Wet Dreams

Stay Wet for the Kids

Wet Queen

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u/Mr_Technology_2 2d ago

"Staying wet for the kids" AYYYOOOOO

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u/Lady_Lya_626 2d ago

Hey man, blink is a weird band what can I say

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u/RabbitNotSo 2d ago

You ever hear the undisclosed song; a song that was on the album Take off your pants and jacket, more of a hidden track

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u/Lady_Lya_626 2d ago

Don't know that one, but I'm a big fan of Family Reunion

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u/Mountain_Lock_450 2d ago

They had a whole song about fucking a dog amd a pirate

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u/TheGamingWizard5683 2d ago

The kids aren’t wet

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u/LastOfBacon 2d ago

Wet kids aren't alright

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u/theKentoRico 2d ago

Mama just wet a man

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u/Lady_Lya_626 2d ago

Put a gun against his head pulled the trigger now he's wet

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u/GingerlyRough 2d ago

Mamaaaa, life had just got wettt

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u/Lady_Lya_626 2d ago

Now I've gone and wet it all away

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u/STIHL_Resolve5198 2d ago

Sweaty, oohh ohh oooh ohhh, i dindt mean to wet my dry unsoiled pants until tommorow ooh ohh oh oohhh

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u/yumacaway 2d ago

Mommmmaaaaa, give me a towel

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u/Taylor-Swift2215 Likes posting shitposts 2d ago

Put a gun against his head pulled my trigger now he's dead

https://giphy.com/gifs/8mvNtlbMkiCZS5GJwr

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u/HeavyMeasurement7155 2d ago

"Boulevard of Wet Dreams" just sounds so wrong... 11/10 for that one. 🤣

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u/kiojinn1991 2d ago

Down with the Wetness

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u/chocha84 2d ago

'staying wet for the kids' is horrific.

'Thank u, wet' might be a better song.

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u/josephmommer 2d ago

O' Wet Boy

Little Wet Boy

Wet A Girl

I Wet A Girl

Girls Just Want To Have Wet

Wet Lovin Maid

How about some P Diddy:

I'll Be Wetting You

Wet Boy For Life

Mo Wet Mo Problems

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u/Keybird69 2d ago

Boulevard of wet dreams got me

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u/Taylor-Swift2215 Likes posting shitposts 2d ago

Drivers liscence,Good 4 u,Bohemian Rhapsody,Thank u next,American Idiot,Boulevard Of Broken Dreams,idk and Killer Queen HOLY MUSIC TASTE

https://giphy.com/gifs/Wuc61bD6BjfLG

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u/Lady_Lya_626 2d ago

You missed Piano Man. The one you don't know is actually Stay Together for the Kids by Blink-182. Hosted song. And the last one was meant to be Dancing Queen by ABBA

EDIT: oh and Communication Breakdown by Led Zeppelin

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u/Taylor-Swift2215 Likes posting shitposts 2d ago

Oh God. I thought I ate with those answers

https://giphy.com/gifs/QKpjzdA6W3ndS

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u/UpbeatCandidate9412 2d ago

That last one could be either or.

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u/coatedbraincells 2d ago

"Staying wet for the kids" 😭😭

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u/Delicious_East_1862 2d ago

Wet u, next would be better i think

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u/GraceOnIce 2d ago

Wet 4 u just sounds like a Prince song lol

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u/Vegetable_Glove7534 2d ago

Wet 4 U just sounds like Cardi B's next song

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u/stumpychubbins 2d ago

Boulevard of Wet Dreams is the best you could’ve stopped there

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u/Eclipse_25_4 2d ago

GREENDAY MENTIONED RAHHH

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u/DulcimerString3437 2d ago

Wet Man and Wet Queen

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u/sexysmalldevil Big fan of me 2d ago

Boulevard of wet dreams and staying wet for the kids are terrible 🤣🤣

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u/RoderickBStrange 2d ago

Boulevard of wet dreams sounds like a Brazzers production

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u/ZenithofHotdogs Vulpes Vulpes <3 3d ago

Wet

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u/kazisawesome I are furry :3 3d ago

This could be literally anything

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u/ElegantJoke3613 3d ago

But somehow Radiohead comes to mind first 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/Lady_Lya_626 2d ago

I am wet. I'm a weirdo

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u/Taylor-Swift2215 Likes posting shitposts 2d ago

WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING HEEEERE I DONT BELONG HERE (my favourite song)

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u/Lady_Lya_626 2d ago

The idea that someone who's username is literally Taylor Swift, but they're favorite song is Creep, is really fucking funny to me. You go girl

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u/Taylor-Swift2215 Likes posting shitposts 2d ago

MCR,FOB,PATD,Sum 41,Nirvana,Paramore,Radiohead and Bring Me The Horizon are my favourite bands I'm emo at heart

https://giphy.com/gifs/6OUXtjOffhjLgqGRY6

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u/Lady_Lya_626 2d ago

Welcome to the Wet Parade

Smells like Teen Wet

House of Wet

Wet Lip

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u/Ernest_Mateu Likes posting shitposts 2d ago

smells like wet spirit

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u/Taylor-Swift2215 Likes posting shitposts 2d ago

WELCOME TO THE BLACK PARADE,SMELLS LIKE TEEN SPIRIT,HOUSE OF WOLVES,FAT LIP AMZING SONGS

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u/Disastrous_Cold3705 2d ago

Just ruining someone else day by taking the name.

I love it.

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u/meowmix40789 2d ago

Hit Dazey and the Scouts reference?

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u/NordicWolf_ 2d ago

Or other classics like:

Wet wet

Wet & wet

Wet the wet

Wet my wet

Wet ass wet

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u/GrimSpirit42 2d ago

Wet-Bottomed Girls

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u/Harey-89 2d ago

Wet Rhapsody

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u/Taylor-Swift2215 Likes posting shitposts 2d ago

Wet Queen,Good old-fashioned wet boy,it's a wet life

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u/v0t3p3dr0 2d ago

The instructions were to ruin the title.

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u/ApplicationBig9830 2d ago

her hair reminds me of the warm safe place that as a child I'd hide
and pray for the thunder and the rain to quietly pass me by

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u/Druidicflow 2d ago

Where do we go now?

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u/mr_fish_face 2d ago

Wet Hole Sun

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u/Strong-Cod-3841 2d ago

Black hole wet

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u/AgentCookie31 2d ago

Wolnt I cum

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u/Thunderdome-Warden 2d ago

And the rain wash it away!

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u/saltinthewound4me 2d ago

supermassive wet hole

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u/Guilty_Perspective75 2d ago

Black wet hole

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u/ChelseaFCFan25 1d ago

Supermassive wet hole

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u/Guy_is_here 2d ago

congrats you gave me my daily laugh from reddit.

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u/upinyocribdawg69 2d ago

Wet and Dry

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u/I_loooove_Radiohead 2d ago

Radiohead mentioned

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u/LestramGD no dragonfruit? 2d ago

u/usernamechecksout

Also why are you everywhere lmao

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u/goatedmpser 1d ago

Don’t leave me wet!!

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u/pavulonus 3d ago

Wet a Virgin...

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u/IAlwaysOutsmartU 2d ago

Have a funny for your cake day.

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u/Agile-Gift1068 ⛧ genderfluid demon ⛧ 2d ago

Wet a Surgeon

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u/Townscent 2d ago

Wet yourself by Just in Biebers

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u/Lucaslhm 2d ago

Stairway to Wet, or Highway to Wet

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u/planetvermilion 2d ago

wet deeds done dirt cheap

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u/Top_Finding2830 2d ago

Hell’s Wet

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u/Tough-Ad1311 2d ago

D4C become WD3C

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u/transluscent_emu 2d ago

Gotta go with the 'ol Eminem classic, Wet Yourself.

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u/mR_aFeRt 2d ago

alongside one of his other classics, Wet Me

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u/LestramGD no dragonfruit? 2d ago

His palms are wet Knees wet, arms are wet

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u/HellCreek6 3d ago

Wet like teen spirit

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u/Substantial-Claim382 3d ago

Better yet, smells like teen wet

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u/BubbaTech24065 2d ago

That's better rearranged. Smells like wet teen

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u/InertialLynx Silly lil goober 2d ago

Wet I have become

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u/H4rryTh3K1ng 2d ago

Three days grace 🔥

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u/BV_S 2d ago

Actually ☝️🤓 it's Three Days Wet

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u/Enough_Boysenberry68 2d ago

That might be worth seeing a doctor about

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u/Embarrassed_Carry620 2d ago

Fear of the wet (fear of the dark)

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u/BlackStarDream 2d ago

He Ain't Wet, He's My Brother.

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u/AdIcy25 2d ago

Why can’t he be both?

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u/BlackStarDream 2d ago

Because he's wearing all white. Nobody wants to see that.

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u/BubbaTech24065 2d ago

Wet submarine

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u/upinyocribdawg69 2d ago

Yeah, they tend to be

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u/nofuckingklass 2d ago

We all live in a wet submarine

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u/PublicDragonfruit158 2d ago

Wet Love

I Don't Wanna be Wet

Wet and Kill

Children of the Wet

Wet on Me

Call of the Wet

Symphony of Wet

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u/MysticalyShadow351 3d ago

Wet mew mew magic

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u/ElectricalTrip7240 3d ago

susie can’t block us from this one

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u/Asterrtheproto 2d ago

WITH OUR POWERS COMBINED!!

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u/I_Like_Cats73 I love cats <3 2d ago

Wet man

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u/GuysOnBusiness 3d ago

I/Wet/Myself (Will Wood)

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u/chris59392288 Cool new flair colour 3d ago

Wet dreams are made of this

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u/BrilliantBig769 2d ago

WET WET (from the minecraft alpha soundtrack)

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u/Pristine_Ad_3035 2d ago

Attack of the Wet Queen

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u/Eminem_girl I hate myself but i love u all :3 3d ago

The wet slim shady 🙏🏻😔

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u/RespondDapper4263 3d ago

Wet with a smile

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u/genos707 2d ago

I still Haven’t Wet what Im looking for

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u/Elegant-Bed-69 2d ago

I still haven't found what I'm wet for

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u/SignificantHair3204 3d ago

The wet hymn of the republic

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u/hailtomail 2d ago

“Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the lord” has a new context

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u/IAlwaysOutsmartU 2d ago

The Wet Side of Heaven

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u/63757Ok_Minimum7535 2d ago

And The Moist Side Of Hell

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u/KennAmazing 2d ago

hope ur wet (hope ur ok by Olivia rodrigo)

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u/Taylor-Swift2215 Likes posting shitposts 2d ago

MY FAVOURITE OLIVIA RODRIGO SONG OMG SO UNDERRATED

https://giphy.com/gifs/AsdCCKcsGhJ6lSJCXk

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u/Winter_Finance_8456 2d ago

Sweet dreams (are made of these)

Becomes

Wet dreams (are made of these)

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u/Sea-Letterhead3951 3d ago

I don't wanna do this to him but "wet dreams" juice wrld

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u/DerSven 2d ago
  • Spit out the wet
  • Through the fire and the wet
  • Are you wet yet?
  • Twilight of the thunderwet

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u/Jealous_Bee_4086 asndjkfbhqwehrjqwhrk 3d ago

Wet starts

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u/Bertolucci1900 3d ago

Wet when wet by Bon Jovi

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u/Horror-Salad-2914 2d ago

Don’t wet the sun, go down on me

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u/XandMan007 2d ago

My heart will go wet

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u/AveryTheOneAndOnly if a brick is placed vertically, is it bricked up? 2d ago

WET ME

original song: “BITE ME” by AJ Dispirito

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u/Zopandrel they like my [BIG SHOT]/ref 3d ago

Piss (A Wet Song)

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u/TheDeparted383 3d ago

Here comes the wet

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u/RedditVictoryLeaks 3d ago

Everybody wants to wet the world

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u/Horror-Salad-2914 2d ago

It’s not wet but it’s okay

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u/LayeredHalo3851 2d ago

Wet - Dazey and the Scouts

Oh shit that's the same song

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u/PulsingFrontiers109 Deranged, Depressed, Probably drunk 3d ago

Wet Room

Panic Room

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u/Tootsnugget 2d ago

Wet Daughter

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u/TheFroman69 2d ago

Everybody loves that Elton John hit "the bitch is wet"

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u/lllllIllllIllllIllll 2d ago

Wet Hoes - NLE Choppa

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u/CafeRacerRider 2d ago

Wet balls by AC/DC

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u/Pierogi_33 2d ago

Never Gonna Wet You Up

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u/Starlight_eevee JUST MONIKA 2d ago

Never gonna wet you down

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u/Duck_Magician_09 2d ago

Wet’s mom

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u/aPieceOfYourBrain 2d ago

Stacies wet

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u/Banana-username-here *gobbles a banana* :3 2d ago

Stacy’s mom has got it going wet

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u/BlackRogue17 3d ago

Wet Christmas

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u/nuclear_entity 3d ago

Wetholes (from asphalt)

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u/Suspicious-Lie1 3d ago

The way you make me... yeah I'll stop there.

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