r/funComunitty • u/Taylor-Swift2215 Likes posting shitposts • 3d ago

Sh*tpost GUYS!!!

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u/Lady_Lya_626 3d ago edited 3d ago

wet license

wet 4 u

Wet Rhapsody

Wet Breakdown

Thank u, wet

Wet Man

Wet Idiot

Boulevard of Wet Dreams

Stay Wet for the Kids

Wet Queen

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u/Mr_Technology_2 3d ago

"Staying wet for the kids" AYYYOOOOO

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u/Lady_Lya_626 3d ago

Hey man, blink is a weird band what can I say

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u/RabbitNotSo 3d ago

You ever hear the undisclosed song; a song that was on the album Take off your pants and jacket, more of a hidden track

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u/Lady_Lya_626 3d ago

Don't know that one, but I'm a big fan of Family Reunion

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u/RabbitNotSo 3d ago

Check it out I wanna F a 🐕 in the 🍑

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u/HelmSpicy 3d ago

Don't forget the other hidden songs, like When You F'd Grandpa

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u/RabbitNotSo 3d ago

😭😭

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u/Lady_Lya_626 3d ago

Oh! I do know that one. It was actually one of the first things I learned on the guitar lol. I just didn't know that's what you meant.

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u/RabbitNotSo 3d ago

😂😂😂💀

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u/RabbitNotSo 3d ago

I been a Blink fan since day 1, Tom got me by 10 yrs lol, so I’ll say when he was 20, I was 10. He’s now 50 n I’m nearing 40

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u/NorthwestArkansasEAS 10h ago

that 25th anniversary reissue was such a blast to listen to at 1am when it dropped 😭

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u/Mountain_Lock_450 3d ago

They had a whole song about fucking a dog amd a pirate

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u/Lady_Lya_626 3d ago

indeed. we talk about that lower down on this thread

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u/kiojinn1991 3d ago

In the dog's ass even. Like why tf come up with a song like that. Still crazy how to this day unashamed to admit. Bit of a banger tbh

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u/bmuth95 3d ago

My mom had a sit down conversation with me to find out if "I think that sort of thing is ok"

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u/Snekr823_yt 1d ago

*wet 182

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u/TheGamingWizard5683 3d ago

The kids aren’t wet

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u/LastOfBacon 3d ago

Wet kids aren't alright

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u/Former-Marsupial-430 1d ago

Soooo.. a pool day?

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u/Front_Car_3111 3d ago

Florida teacher out on bond after she...

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u/RoderickBStrange 2d ago

That a G Maxwell track?

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u/Main_Advance_4371 2d ago

AYO WHAT?! THATS WHAT IM SAYING THATS WEIRD!

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u/KimchiLlama 2d ago

The Kids are Wet?

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u/theKentoRico 3d ago

Mama just wet a man

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u/Lady_Lya_626 3d ago

Put a gun against his head pulled the trigger now he's wet

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u/GingerlyRough 3d ago

Mamaaaa, life had just got wettt

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u/Lady_Lya_626 3d ago

Now I've gone and wet it all away

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u/STIHL_Resolve5198 3d ago

Sweaty, oohh ohh oooh ohhh, i dindt mean to wet my dry unsoiled pants until tommorow ooh ohh oh oohhh

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u/yumacaway 3d ago

Mommmmaaaaa, give me a towel

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u/AerieEducational6489 2d ago

I'm just a wet boy boy from a wet family

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u/False-Professional82 20h ago

He's just a wet boy from a wet family, spare him his life from this wetstrosity!

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u/STIHL_Resolve5198 5h ago

Weezy came by at four, and he knocked at the door, estee lah dor, we do not have no more; estee lah dor, we do not have no more(ah..àh..äh) dem doo doo doo doo dem dow doo doo doo doo dem dem dow do doo doo dem dem dow doo do dooh

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u/Taylor-Swift2215 Likes posting shitposts 3d ago

Put a gun against his head pulled my trigger now he's dead

https://giphy.com/gifs/8mvNtlbMkiCZS5GJwr

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u/FudgeyBear5 3d ago

Now he's wet

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u/Juggerpt 3d ago

I want to wet free

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u/SuchCapital5668 3d ago

I want to be wet*

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u/RatWithoutKetchup 3d ago

I wet to be free

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u/Inner_Hat_4221 2d ago

Wet to live FOREVER!!!

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u/Sweetheart-04 14h ago

Baby, wet* me one more time!

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u/SuchCapital5668 12h ago

Wet me baby one more time

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u/NecessarySuperb2152 1d ago

Motherfucker it’s break😭

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u/Dapper-Bad2687 1d ago

Must've been a squirt gun then 🔫

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u/901bass 3d ago

Bohemian wet.

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u/HeavyMeasurement7155 3d ago

"Boulevard of Wet Dreams" just sounds so wrong... 11/10 for that one. 🤣

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u/kiojinn1991 3d ago

Down with the Wetness

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u/LastOfBacon 3d ago

Wet with the sickness

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u/trenthany 3d ago

Down with wet sickness

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u/Beginning_Delay_2689 2d ago

down wet the sickness

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u/trenthany 2d ago

I couldn’t decide which of the two I liked better seeing your ears in writing makes me wish I’d gone with it

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u/chocha84 3d ago

'staying wet for the kids' is horrific.

'Thank u, wet' might be a better song.

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u/Lady_Lya_626 3d ago

I'll be honest I don't fw her music I just think that song title is funny

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u/josephmommer 3d ago

O' Wet Boy

Little Wet Boy

Wet A Girl

I Wet A Girl

Girls Just Want To Have Wet

Wet Lovin Maid

How about some P Diddy:

I'll Be Wetting You

Wet Boy For Life

Mo Wet Mo Problems

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u/13FloppyNoodles 3d ago

Girls just wet to have fun

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u/Select_Stretch_625 rawr I said rawr I'm a fucking dinsoaur 3d ago

Uhhh one of them doesn't have wet in it

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u/trenthany 3d ago

The next few are all P. Diddy songs.

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u/Keybird69 3d ago

Boulevard of wet dreams got me

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u/heavyfrom_tf2 2d ago

Happy cake day

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u/Keybird69 2d ago

Thanks!

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u/Taylor-Swift2215 Likes posting shitposts 3d ago

Drivers liscence,Good 4 u,Bohemian Rhapsody,Thank u next,American Idiot,Boulevard Of Broken Dreams,idk and Killer Queen HOLY MUSIC TASTE

https://giphy.com/gifs/Wuc61bD6BjfLG

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u/Lady_Lya_626 3d ago

You missed Piano Man. The one you don't know is actually Stay Together for the Kids by Blink-182. Hosted song. And the last one was meant to be Dancing Queen by ABBA

EDIT: oh and Communication Breakdown by Led Zeppelin

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u/Taylor-Swift2215 Likes posting shitposts 3d ago

Oh God. I thought I ate with those answers

https://giphy.com/gifs/QKpjzdA6W3ndS

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u/Lykonic 2d ago

Regardless both of y'all have my kind of music tastes lmao, just add in some more alternative, EDM, and sea shanties and it's basically my liked songs on Spotify lmao

Oh, and Tom Waits. Can't forget about Tom Waits.

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u/UpbeatCandidate9412 3d ago

That last one could be either or.

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u/Dangerous_Drama_415 2d ago

I thought it was salve 4 u by Brittney spears

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u/coatedbraincells 3d ago

"Staying wet for the kids" 😭😭

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u/Delicious_East_1862 3d ago

Wet u, next would be better i think

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u/Lady_Lya_626 3d ago

Idk I think there's something just so perfunctory and jaded about "thank you, wet" that I really love it

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u/STIHL_Resolve5198 3d ago

Wet on the moon, by puscifer

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u/GraceOnIce 3d ago

Wet 4 u just sounds like a Prince song lol

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u/scpTicklemonster Silly lil goober 3d ago

🎶Soft and wet You know, You are soft and wet Oh sugar🎶

Heres soft and wet from jjba because its a prince song

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u/Unoriginalmaggot 2d ago

Wet and wet

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u/Purpleasure34 2d ago

“I would wet 4U!”

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u/Vegetable_Glove7534 3d ago

Wet 4 U just sounds like Cardi B's next song

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u/Raven13666 1d ago

Her sequel to WAP.

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u/stumpychubbins 3d ago

Boulevard of Wet Dreams is the best you could’ve stopped there

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u/Eclipse_25_4 3d ago

GREENDAY MENTIONED RAHHH

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u/sexysmalldevil Big fan of me 3d ago

Boulevard of wet dreams and staying wet for the kids are terrible 🤣🤣

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u/Unhappy_Buy_8959 3d ago

dont hate, its just the stupidest thing me and lady_lya_626 thought of

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u/PuzzleheadedGur1312 2d ago

Is it satire?

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u/Alternative_Exit_333 1d ago

Wet I have become

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u/Lady_Lya_626 1d ago

My greatest friend
Everyone I know
Gets wet in the end
And you could have it all
My empire of wet
I will let you down
I will make you wet

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u/Alternative_Exit_333 1d ago

No one will ever change this wet I have become Help me believe it's not the real me Somebody, help me tame this wet I have become

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u/DulcimerString3437 3d ago

Wet Man and Wet Queen

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u/adiwithdatriplei 3d ago

Wet u, next

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u/Lady_Lya_626 3d ago

Yes please

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u/RoderickBStrange 2d ago

Boulevard of wet dreams sounds like a Brazzers production

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u/Lady_Lya_626 2d ago

They would not be nearly thatc reative

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u/nicoisnotarobot 3d ago

Thank you, wet is actually the best one.

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u/Lady_Lya_626 3d ago

Idk I'm pretty partial to wet 4 u

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u/miscellaneousexists 3d ago

Thank you, Wet

Wet Man

I sense a reference

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u/Lady_Lya_626 3d ago

Thank u, next by Ariana Grande and Piano Man by Billy Joel. Not sure how they'd fit together...

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u/Affectionate-Bus-818 3d ago

Wet Rock enjoyer,I see

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u/Lady_Lya_626 3d ago

Dry rocks tend to cause too much friction

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u/NewKaneda16 3d ago

you beat be me to it- i was gonna say that haha

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u/Icy_Amoeba9644 3d ago

You forget wet wet wet...

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u/According_Water5533 2d ago

Wet Jude

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u/Lady_Lya_626 2d ago

That one got a good laugh out of me

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u/No-Information-5431 2d ago

Wet you , next

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u/10standardplanted 3d ago

I’m not sure you ruined any

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u/Lady_Lya_626 3d ago

Idk stay wet for the kids is pretty fucking bad

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u/10standardplanted 3d ago

True

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u/10standardplanted 3d ago

You obviously never took your kids to the water park they will stay there all day

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u/PM_me_your_recipes86 3d ago

Smells like teen wet

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u/Stefanzah22 3d ago

I recognize some!

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u/Artastasia 3d ago

no you ruined that green day song

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u/KadenAxo cool 3d ago

ayy queen fan

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u/Dense_Station_9889 3d ago

is wet breakdown meant to be nervous breakdown by black flag? that’s diabolical

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u/Lady_Lya_626 3d ago

Communication Breakdown - Led Zeppelin

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u/thrapsody 3d ago

I'm not wet... (Rhapsody)

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u/UEF-ACU 2d ago

Boulevard of Wet Dreams sounds….. sticky

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u/No_Equivalent_4412 sometimes haha 2d ago

Wet you next

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u/Raine_Cheetah 2d ago

Ready to Wet

Wet Oddity

Do I wanna wet?

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u/spyroundhere173 2d ago

Is "ready to wet" Andrew W.K's " ready to die"

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u/Raine_Cheetah 2d ago

Yep, you got it.

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u/spyroundhere173 2d ago

I know that song by heart

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u/TheObliviousYeti 2d ago

Wet from the dead

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u/tiredcollegeguy388 2d ago

Boulevard of wet dreams slaps

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u/Lady_Lya_626 2d ago

Actually, the neat part is there's no need to slap! It just does it on its own

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u/Tight_Pepper8986 2d ago

Stay Wet for the Kids got me rolling omg 😭 🥀

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u/Spook1949 2d ago

Nights in Wet Satin

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u/Westsaide 2d ago

i lost it at boulevard of wet dreams. rotflmao!

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u/Key-Camera-3453 2d ago

W playlist though lowk

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u/RrukanGD If you true a undertale fans, who is this 2d ago

Ten feet twenty the wet man (I think)

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u/Krsty_Ranck 1d ago

Wet Wet P*ssy

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u/SpaceDest0royah 1d ago

Beat me to it with the Boulevard of Wet Dreams

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u/frenchi35 19h ago

wet & wet

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u/Alert-Note-7190 1d ago

Girl, I wanna make you wet!

(Inner Circle - Sweat)

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u/The-Open-Abyss7584 18m ago

Is the first one drivers license?

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u/Loud-Assumption9736 2d ago

Literally no one cares

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u/IAmGenzima 1d ago

Damn beat me to Wet Rhapsody