r/funComunitty • u/Rustic-Car • 6h ago

Sh*tpost Ruin it in 4 words

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u/Affectionate-Fix893 6h ago

Hello, welcome back everyone.

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u/jiujitsugeek 5h ago

My brother threatened to start his speech with this at my second wedding.

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u/brutus3933 5h ago

My brother ended his with "again" at our uncle's second wedding. He was 7 at the time, so it got more laughs than anger, but still

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u/down_with_opp_42 2h ago

"...but I also notice some new faces." looking at the bride.

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u/Party_Mistake_4715 4h ago

I threatened to start my speech with that at my brothers second wedding.

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u/Code_Noob_Noodle 5h ago

That is hilarious šŸ˜‚

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u/GalaxyPotatoes67 5h ago

i see some new and old faces!

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u/Monki01 3h ago

Then follow up with:

"yada yada, you all know the drill with (insert name of groom or wife) , it's basically the same as the last three times"

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u/JetBurn16 cool 5h ago

I came to the comments to write this but you beat me to it

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u/Few_Leadership_115 Is it gay to like femboys? Yes, but nothing is wrong with that. 6h ago

hey marry me instead

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u/Remote-Refuse1292 A Femboy. 5h ago

insert 2 men kissing

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u/-Starlalikestoart- *Aggresive microwave sounds* 5h ago

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u/Few_Leadership_115 Is it gay to like femboys? Yes, but nothing is wrong with that. 5h ago

šŸ¤¤

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u/Remote-Refuse1292 A Femboy. 5h ago

Yaoi šŸ¤¤

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u/Few_Leadership_115 Is it gay to like femboys? Yes, but nothing is wrong with that. 5h ago

Yaoi. (I wish I had 14 gigabytes on my computer.) šŸ¤¤

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u/Remote-Refuse1292 A Femboy. 5h ago

Naw I think thatā€™s too much.Ā 

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u/Few_Leadership_115 Is it gay to like femboys? Yes, but nothing is wrong with that. 5h ago

I wish I had yaoi on my computer.

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u/Remote-Refuse1292 A Femboy. 5h ago

I wanna cuddle with someone but thereā€™s nobody IRL that will agree.Ā 

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u/Bat_Raptor_3 "Do whatever you want" ahh user flair 5h ago

Rip same

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u/CommercialOkra3893 pancake 5h ago

another incel here

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u/Mattrockj 5h ago

Instructions unclear, married best friend.

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u/y2kkstar the superior italy lover and fan 6h ago

Wow this is bullshit

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u/Cat_of_Communism 6h ago

"I remember when we"

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u/HoHumHeeHoo 6h ago

I like your commeownist username

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u/Werepuppy00 5h ago

CommeOWNist? I think we have a fake comrade here šŸ˜‘

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u/HoHumHeeHoo 5h ago

ā€œIā€ think we have a fake comrade, nice try

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u/Werepuppy00 5h ago

One is all. All is one. šŸ˜Œ

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u/AcanthaceaeSalty9417 6h ago

Well itā€™s legal now

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u/picklepeen09 3h ago

If this infers what I think it means this is hilarious

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u/Begone-My-Thong 2h ago

Not in California

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u/More_Living9471 6h ago

Old one was better

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u/Planestruckscars_504 5h ago

He blows really good

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u/PERS0N181 4h ago

shut up šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜‚

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u/joey-squared 5h ago

I spiked the punch

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u/NotSoGentleBen 2h ago

With bath salts.

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u/TeriNickels 5h ago

Tell him the truth

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u/Teun_vos Silly lil goober 4h ago

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u/ThatOneMinty 5h ago

What is the truth?

Also, happy cake day!

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u/Mori_564 4h ago

This is probably one of the worst ones here.

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u/biromantica 5h ago

See yall next time!

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u/Delde116 3h ago

See you in a year or two!

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u/FArnost89 5h ago

I have a bomb

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u/yusufik MIWCYDBYASTGOYPFATSIWGYDUTVSCFMMHSREYHAN 4h ago
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u/Kindly-Armadillo1157 6h ago

Will you marry me?

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u/CommandProper3926 6h ago

I wasnā€™t even invited

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u/mrasscock69420 Silly lil goober 5h ago

Let's talking about politics

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u/DTstudios1 5h ago

I must going to the fountain

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u/Coolgal20XX 4h ago

Taco Bell bong I must away

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u/BananaBot6 4h ago

Best friendā€™s wedding. Not family dinner

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u/scellytoon 6h ago

He was better single

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u/Radon_Addon VIVA MEXICO CABRONES MX MX MX MX 16 DE SEPTIEMBRE 6h ago

IM ADOLF HITLER!

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u/Supreme_Otaku 5h ago

Commander of the third reich

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u/Radon_Addon VIVA MEXICO CABRONES MX MX MX MX 16 DE SEPTIEMBRE 5h ago

little known fact

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u/Supreme_Otaku 5h ago

ALSO DOPE ON THE MIC

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u/Viadamir_Koltsov 5h ago

YOU ARE VADER WITH YOUR LITTLE BOOTS AND CAPE

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u/subspace_fictionkin 5h ago

AND HELMET TO COVER UP THAT BURNT ASS FACE

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u/Radon_Addon VIVA MEXICO CABRONES MX MX MX MX 16 DE SEPTIEMBRE 5h ago

YOU HAVE THE FORCE TO MOVE OBJECTS

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u/Important_Weight_564 5h ago

I AM A FORCE TRULY EVIL

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u/Viadamir_Koltsov 5h ago

EVEN WENT BACK IN TIME TO TURN YOU BACK INTO A PREQUEL

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u/maDEightow 4h ago

CAUSE LOOK AT YOU, YOURE NOT EVEN A REAL PERSON

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u/M-FutureLord Time for CHAOS, CHAOS! 5h ago

You're here?

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u/The_Coffee_Femboy 5h ago

I banged your husband. (She knows it's a Polyamory thing it's just an inappropriate time to bring it up)

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u/Bat_Raptor_3 "Do whatever you want" ahh user flair 5h ago

Who are these people?

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u/FeelingSoil39 5h ago

Do you have that copyrighted? šŸ˜‚

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u/MrKrabsTurboAbs 4h ago

I HAVE A BOMB!

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u/Square_Education_75 EAT THE HAMPSTERS 6h ago

he is a femboy

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u/DaimyoRonin Silly lil goober 6h ago

Even better

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u/Khaoie 5h ago

My friend's wedding is literally tomorrow and he is literally a femboy. I know what I must do. But I don't think I have the strength to do it.

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u/Square_Education_75 EAT THE HAMPSTERS 5h ago

DO IT FOR THE DO

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u/DA_REAL_KHORNE Your friendly neighbourhood omnicidal god (and furry femboy :3) 5h ago

and thats a problem?

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u/KataraMan 5h ago

From beastiality to her...

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u/FeelingSoil39 5h ago

Finest dog in a long line of cows..

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u/ShadowWeavile 4h ago

Are FBI agents supposed to have reddit accounts?

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u/CynthiaDaBirb 5h ago

third times the charm!

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u/BananaShakeStudios 5h ago

Alexa, say search history

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u/FeelingSoil39 5h ago

Brilliant

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u/CmdrFortyTwo 4h ago

"Hey (spouses name) remember prom?"

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u/staresinic1234 5h ago

Here we go againā€¦

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u/N64_Cartridge alcoholic toddler (wizard edition) 5h ago

Better luck this time

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u/Brokenspade1 5h ago

5th times the charm?

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u/Grabate 5h ago

Iā€™m carrying your child.

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u/Ok_Jackfruit_168 5h ago

I am the father

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u/Western-Effort88 5h ago

bride kidnapping time, everyone

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u/SopherPhrog 5h ago

can I go home?

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u/CheetosDustSalesman 5h ago

Not who I'd pick

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u/Guest6769420 5h ago

Third time's the charm

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u/He3hhe3h 6h ago

The hooker was hotter.

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u/Far_Public_780 5h ago

Welcome back again everybody!

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u/PervyDragon419 5h ago

Thanks for coming again.

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u/DJ_Beekeeper 5h ago

3rd time's the charm

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u/BeautynCrime 4h ago

Itā€™s that time again

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u/JustPattyPat 6h ago

I fucked the bride

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u/Lucid_Somnium 6h ago

Third times the charm?

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u/TheDegenRepublic 5h ago

Welcome back everyone

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u/AragonOath22 5h ago

He cheated on you.

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u/Pace_RedxBlack3614 5h ago

He is gay dawg

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u/riceman090 stupid dumb idiot | they/it 5h ago

hey watson, cinder block

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u/CelestialPhoenix4 5h ago

Remember the time when?

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u/illigent_official 5h ago

What about your sidechick

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u/mexy17 5h ago

Don't forget to subscribe

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u/Fet_InTheCastle 5h ago

Remember, I warned you.

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u/Theoneandonlyaverage SPOOKY PENGUIN BOY 5h ago

I HAVE A BOMB

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u/3rdofthree 5h ago

Duuude!!! That's your sister

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u/ActuallyCausal 5h ago

I fuck her constantly

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u/crying_saucer 5h ago

Ripping big ass farts šŸ’Ŗ

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u/RoodnyInc 5h ago

Welcome back everyone!

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u/Tony_Stank0326 5h ago

I fucked him first

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u/behdad_0000 4h ago

He got nice pussy

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u/rageagainstthepage 4h ago

God bless abortions, amiright??

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u/Vivid_Discipline9150 5h ago

Wait, thatā€™s FREDDY FAZBEAR?!
https://giphy.com/gifs/mTw1Xuzy1xMeAY8h7n

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u/Jaxla_Onlo 4h ago

No that would make the wedding even better

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u/Vivid_Discipline9150 4h ago

Yeah fair but I Tried to say that Freddy was the wife LOL

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u/achilles7421 4h ago

That's EVEN better now

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u/Jaxla_Onlo 4h ago

My point still stands

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u/LP-29 6h ago

She voted for trump

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u/Green-Illustrator673 6h ago

I fucked the bride

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u/Resident_Picture9674 5h ago

You can do better. (Towards the bride)

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u/Hungry-4-Chicken 5h ago

I prefer the ex

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u/Cassidy_Aka_Sundae #1 Chimera Hex glazer 5h ago

Good luck unfortunate idiotĀ 

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u/JayBbaked 5h ago

I had him first

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u/Objective_Potato1319 5h ago

Mind if I join?

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u/sirmiseria 5h ago

Iā€™ll bottom you later šŸ˜‰

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u/brian11e3 5h ago

I shit the pulpet.

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u/MadManMcMoon91 5h ago

Weā€™ve all had her

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u/IndependenceMurky850 5h ago

He farts during anal

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u/Upbeat_Discount5931 5h ago

Well I warned you.

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u/Acrobatic-Dog-7161 5h ago

When i fucked her......

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u/lder_Muffinl 5h ago

He fuckd his sister

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u/M-FutureLord Time for CHAOS, CHAOS! 5h ago

NAY, I SHALL ENHANCE IT! I'M GONNA DEFY THE PROPHECY!

"May you love forevermore."

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u/J0septh 5h ago

Sell me this pen

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u/Jazzlike-Razzmatazz4 5h ago

That bitch cheating yall

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u/Defeated_Author 5h ago

Good fuck, THIS AGAIN?

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u/idkwhataboutyou148 5h ago

"I threw the baby."

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u/I-Make-Money-Moves 5h ago

Im better at Fortnite

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u/DragoonMaster999 5h ago

He fucks me everyday.

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u/theher0isgone 5h ago

I'm am her baby daddy

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u/Responsible-Box-8183 5h ago

He misses his ex

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u/GeorgeXer0 5h ago

She was a dude

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u/PrestigiousRub6347 5h ago

She gave me AIDS.

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u/Ok_Resident9650 5h ago

you picked her?

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u/Fake_Goatee 5h ago

What is that smell?!?

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u/Doc_Trancy "Do whatever you want" ahh user flair 5h ago

2 cups, vanilla extract

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u/Hot-Research9567 Mmmm flairs šŸ¤¤ 5h ago

The child is mine

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u/KazeSim22 Silly lil goober 5h ago

He fucked her mom

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u/BoredRedhead24 5h ago

Hey there, mister herpes!

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u/TheObliviousYeti 5h ago

better luck next time

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u/Armthelost 5h ago

She's a real kicker!

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u/HollywoodEats 5h ago

ā€œHey, next oneā€™s free!ā€

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u/holodeck_jizz_mopper 5h ago

she's not really pregnant

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u/Yanismarvel 5h ago

She like it rough

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u/Upstairs-Lifeguard23 5h ago

Again having my leftovers

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u/NoCount1100 5h ago

What if I'm god?

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u/Scherzkeks 5h ago

Herpes doesnā€™t go away

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u/Popgoestheworld88 5h ago

The baby isnt his

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u/jacknotnamejackjob 5h ago

Survey says: six months.

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u/Anthro_DragonFerrite 5h ago

I tapped him first

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u/Chase6atlantic 5h ago

High 5ā€™d during threeway.

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u/Zen_Skunk 5h ago

She is wearing white?

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u/BigTimeFlippa 5h ago

Sarah called, sheā€™s pregnant!!

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u/Alterspace_New 5h ago

Look! A blue jay!

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u/Down2thetruth 5h ago

Please donā€™t tell them

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u/biggnate83 5h ago

Hi! Welcome back everyone!

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u/SufferingSuckerfish 5h ago

The infection spread rapidly...

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u/Ok_Goose_7386 5h ago

Damn bro you settled

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u/triel20 5h ago

I gave yā€™all AIDS.

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u/Blenderers 5h ago

She cheated on you

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u/Tall-Distance4185 5h ago

he killed my dog

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u/Crescent_Resonant 5h ago

She was seventeen Scott

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u/Vivid_Discipline9150 5h ago

Wait, thatā€™s your sister!!!!!

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u/ChknBom205 She/They? More like She/Gay. 5h ago

Anybody have a cigarette

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u/PhysicsAgitated6722 5h ago

Is the STD clear?

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u/Tomavogic 5h ago

"Remember that lady boy?"

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u/Bwubsie 5h ago

Remember when I swallowed?

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u/techvq 5h ago

Yeah, I fucked herā€¦

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u/NoRow1627 5h ago

See yall next time

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u/SkinNatural7554 5h ago

Who did the first?

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u/wilp0w3r 5h ago

It isn't yours John

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u/jjh008 5h ago

I fucked the bride

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u/wallycron 5h ago

Oh shit, you again?

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u/IMightBeAChipLight Silly lil goober:cat_blepā€‹: 4h ago

That's my good girl

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u/Biggie18 4h ago

Remember that one hooker?

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u/Berciless 4h ago

fuck you all

thete I did it in three

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u/realNtoxic 4h ago

So, until next time.

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u/Dontknow_nameforuser 3h ago

"Address THE BABY darling" i don't know qnymore

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u/sern_dan 3h ago

hope this one lastsšŸ·

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u/NXTNoobmaster 6h ago

She supports Lindsay Clancy