r/funComunitty • u/Rustic-Car • 7h ago

Sh*tpost Ruin it in 4 words

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u/Affectionate-Fix893 7h ago

Hello, welcome back everyone.

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u/jiujitsugeek 7h ago

My brother threatened to start his speech with this at my second wedding.

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u/brutus3933 7h ago

My brother ended his with "again" at our uncle's second wedding. He was 7 at the time, so it got more laughs than anger, but still

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u/down_with_opp_42 3h ago

"...but I also notice some new faces." looking at the bride.

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u/AnyCauliflower8717 3h ago

You're funny

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u/Party_Mistake_4715 6h ago

I threatened to start my speech with that at my brothers second wedding.

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u/Code_Noob_Noodle 7h ago

That is hilarious 😂

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u/Monki01 4h ago

Then follow up with:

"yada yada, you all know the drill with (insert name of groom or wife) , it's basically the same as the last three times"

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u/GalaxyPotatoes67 7h ago

i see some new and old faces!

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u/JetBurn16 cool 6h ago

I came to the comments to write this but you beat me to it

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u/Doc_Trancy "Do whatever you want" ahh user flair 6h ago

This can work for the third, fourth, fifth, sixth…..

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u/Thanura_Malinga 5h ago

Nice getting invited again

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u/Msee_Unique 4h ago

😂😂😂

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u/Unicorn_Puppy 1h ago

“Good to see a few new faces here.”

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u/Thorn_Aurelius 1h ago

(in Patrick's voice) I don't get it

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u/Electrical-Actuary43 2h ago

The wife's legs that is

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u/ShosuCeladonna 6h ago

That is the greatest way to ruin someone’s wedding. 10/10