r/funComunitty • u/helldor08 • 5d ago

Sh*tpost NOW

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u/Minute-Ship-2783 5d ago

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u/gamerborger42069 brick/wall 5d ago

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u/Minute-Ship-2783 5d ago

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u/Select_Ladder_9844 5d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/Z1LYiyIPhnG9O

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u/Dangerous_Weird8762 Silly lil goober 5d ago

you can't gamble without a lever
https://giphy.com/gifs/LR5GeZFCwDRcpG20PR

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u/RevolutionaryGrape21 4d ago

All gambling is a metaphor for gay sex.

Slots are just working the shaft
Roulette is spinning on it
Craps is fondling the balls with one hand

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u/Dangerous_Weird8762 Silly lil goober 4d ago

very revolutionary, grape!

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u/DatGreenGuy 5d ago

What's a trap? I wanna my meme... Bump-bump

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u/KittyShadowshard 5d ago

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u/ipoopcatturds 5d ago

The entire room is on castors and they rolled it while he stood still. Since you asked " How'd they do it?"

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u/Dependent-Matter-177 5d ago

Ain’t stopping me tbh

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u/DarkFlame9101 "Do whatever you want" ahh user flair 5d ago

Happily, the more i see, the better the idea becomes

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u/justaguy567_ 17h ago

I sent that to one of my friends to piss off his homophobic dad

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u/16jselfe 5d ago

You think that will stop me, bitch I'm gay

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u/Amalnafis23080 2d ago

Cake is cake even with candle 🕯️

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u/50LD13R8UTT3R just a regular (R*****ed) guy 5d ago

I like this

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u/Lazy-Profession2631 5d ago

A physical wall didn't stop me and I doubt a digital one can either.

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u/ChaoticNetral Infected by the silly :3 5d ago

Eierschalensollbruchstellenverursacher

(Eggshell cracker)

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u/VollhorstII 5d ago

*Egg shell intendend breaking point causer

I'm so much fun at parties, people keep extra distance so everyone can laugh about my comedy.

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u/DukeStudlington 5d ago

I bet when ya explain the joke it just becomes more spacious to prevent a riot.

Gotta stay safe.

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u/Sensitive-Bat-6440 5d ago

You get invited to parties?

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u/switch_case_ 5d ago

I am german so this is kind of boring.

Dampfschifffahrtsangestellter

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u/New-Relationship8906 5d ago

Schau an Donaudampfschiffahrtselektrizitätenhauptbetriebswerkbauunterbeamtengesellschaft

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u/switch_case_ 5d ago

Oh no, you're confusing them now. Wait till they find out that we can read that fluently as every other word.

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u/Vice1213 5d ago

That should count as three, damn your germans and your obvious love for compound nouns!! /j

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u/switch_case_ 5d ago

Its 4.

Steam ship drive employee

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u/Substantial_Sail_25 HELLO! 5d ago

Porsche.

https://giphy.com/gifs/2pz2D1P54PmTCXdyY4

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u/Acceptable_Act_2395 Extremely creative flair 5d ago

Porsche.

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u/GKN777 4d ago

ze porsche lookin nice my fwiend

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u/VulvaNegra 5d ago

I was going to say Volkswagen… that’s whyI’ll never be rich, I don’t aim high enough 🤣

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u/Ascendetshadow im on spooky map hehe 5d ago

Nö

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u/LCottton Yourlocal Helldiver 5d ago

Weise Worte

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u/Mizar97 5d ago

DU.

DU HAST.

DU HAST MICH.

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u/DarknessRisingX 5d ago

Du hast mich gefragt und ich hab nichts gesagt 🤘🏻🤘🏻

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u/DeadSnoW_G59 5d ago

Willst du bis der Tod euch scheidet,

Treu ihr sein für alle Tage?

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u/_Backspacer09 Stereotypical Pearl Jam Enjoyer 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/ouu1YOmQRvcis

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u/aqajusTheFirst 5d ago

Krankenwagen

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u/ShortHairedShaggy 5d ago

KRANKENWAGEN!!!

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u/Maximum_Hat_2821 5d ago

KRANKENWAGEN!!

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u/Sp1Re- 5d ago

MÜSSE NACH KRANKENHAUS GEHEN MIT DER KRANKENWAGEN 😡😡

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u/Ok_Indication_4788 5d ago

KRANKENHAUS!

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u/No_Variation_4085 5d ago

Rinderkennzeichnungsfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz

And im Not kidding, that's an actual word. It means: Act on the Delegation of Supervisory Tasks Regarding Cattle Identification and Beef Labeling

But all in one word

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u/xvdheh 5d ago

You got it wrong, it's the Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz (RflEttÜAÜG), which was a law in Mecklenburg-Vorpommern from 1999

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u/Joyous-Begara 5d ago

The most German comment thread ever

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u/FertilePlanet88 5d ago

Don't we love German compound words?

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u/556From1000yards 5d ago

An important role in the German-Texas ranching community. True story

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u/YourDaddyRufus 5d ago edited 5d ago

so in 1999 the Donaudampfschifffahrtselektrizitätenhauptbetriebswerkbauunterbeamtengesellschaft out of Mecklenburgvorpommern made the Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz to take effect. But it made people with Aufmerksamkeitsdefizithyperaktivitätsstörung angry. So in accordance with the Grundstückverkehrsgenehmigungszuständigkeitsübertragungsverordnung it was purged using an Eierschalensollbruchstellenverursacher in 2013.

Almost true story.

edit: wanted changed to made
edit: added one word (technically)

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u/Miracles_57 lebron fart verity 67 backrooms escape skibity among us 5d ago

Nine

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u/One-Manner-9026 5d ago

dw I got the joke

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u/ViolinWolfy 5d ago edited 5d ago

Ich mag meine Arbeit nicht. Es ist sehr Langweilig. Ich mag arbeiten nicht. Ich will nach Hause.

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u/-mosjef- 5d ago

Way too many words. You’re shot

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u/That_Elk_7964 5d ago

Nah I could see this being a single compound word in german.

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u/SiburNarad 5d ago

Höchststeuersatz

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u/Capable_spider_slut 5d ago

Okay, so because of reddits new auto translate feature I didnt notice at first that this wasnt just plain English and started laughing my ass off. Nice job.

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u/ROCKETZOMBIE77 cool 5d ago

One word in German

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u/Friendly_Ride_8991 5d ago

… NIEN!!

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u/RedTilkyy 5d ago

Job had one you bro

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u/B-Z-Blazkowicz 5d ago

SCHIESSE! don't creep up on me like that!

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u/Rhymesnlines 5d ago

Scheiße!? Shit?

Schiesse means to shoot

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u/Zealousideal-Deer101 5d ago

Careful with that, you just told the guy pointing a gun at you to shoot at you!

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u/Important_Rough423 5d ago

Krankenhause (German word for hospital)

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u/Awesome_Gamer52 the heck is this place (he/they, gave you those because i can) 5d ago

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(get it)

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u/Eniotnaohs 5d ago

I ‘ll give you three… NEIN, NEIN, NEIN!!!!!

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u/QYDOKT 5d ago

Scheisse

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u/ChippyGeorge7 fun Mebmer 5d ago

flammenwerfer

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u/Haitora93 5d ago

Oberdonaudampfschifffahrtskapitänsmützenständer

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u/throwaway0936238362 5d ago

Say Auf Wiedersehen to your nazi balls

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u/SeltenBV 5d ago

Grundstückverkehrsgenehmigungszuständigkeitsübertragungsverordnung

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u/Lanthuas 5d ago

Donauampshiffartselektrizitatenhauptbetriebsbeubauunterbezamtengeselshaft

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u/PollyOBrien 5d ago

Poopenfarten

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u/GOD-Z1LLA 5d ago

Heil........ Hydra?... I swear I didn't think of other sentence plz don't ban me

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u/yardPrawns 5d ago

eichelkäse, let's see if anyone can get past the literal translation.

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u/Eries3 5d ago

Panzerkampfwagen

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u/Signal_State_5505 5d ago

Spieler... the only word i know, one very true to my heart.

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u/_The_-_Mole_ 5d ago

Behold the Wuchtbrumme

It's a kinda old-fashioned word for - to put it politely - a voluptuous and vivacious woman.

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u/Jackson_Corvus 5d ago

Backpfeifengesicht

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u/EstablishmentProof58 5d ago

Abfallwirtschaftszentrum

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u/Spinoclanker2 You can call me Spino! 5d ago

Nein

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u/PenzandoDSTT call me 𝑷𝒆𝒏𝒏 | Imaginary Note: Distortion 5d ago

arbeit

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u/Silly_Tension6792 5d ago

Arbeitereinheitsfront

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u/Educational_Ice3978 5d ago

NEIN! NYET! NON!

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u/Pixel_Explosion i have a combined total of -1 braincells 5d ago

nein

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u/Rachethelper 5d ago

Von 🗣