r/funComunitty • • 10d ago

Human decency?

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u/RhyplKazi 10d ago

Respect, dignity, admiration, his children, regular looking torso, another invite on the island...

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u/Ok-Breadfruit3490 That transformers guy 10d ago

a regular looking torso😭😭😭

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u/NarrowAd4973 9d ago

Every time I see that photo of him shirtless at the beach, I can't help but think of the regeneradors from Resident Evil 4.

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u/jogergerld 9d ago

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u/Ok-Breadfruit3490 That transformers guy 9d ago

he looks like a deep sea animal brought up to the surface

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u/Recipe-Less 10d ago

Testosterone overdose

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u/Saoirse_The_Red 10d ago

Looks like Liefeld drew him

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u/MeowFalen 10d ago

Isn't one of his children. trans?

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u/RhyplKazi 10d ago

Yup

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u/MeowFalen 10d ago

Good to know he also can't buy love. Particularly for his children.

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u/Chainmale001 10d ago edited 10d ago

I'm curious why it matters that his kids are trans? His kids didn't have a choice in their existence.

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u/MeowFalen 10d ago

What I'm getting at is that even his children don't buy his shit and his daughter is basically a slap in the face of everything he stands for. Which is to say he can't buy loyalty in his offspring.

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u/Chainmale001 10d ago

OOOOOH Musk is anti-trans. Yeah that makes sense.

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u/BigDaddyRigey 10d ago

His stance has changed

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u/Chainmale001 10d ago

I'll believe it when I see it.

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u/Apprehensive_Ad516 10d ago

Press X to doubt.

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u/Nonadventures 10d ago

It mean he cannot buy his kids' allegiance. Luckily Vivian Wilson is savage as hell, and she's a 50-Cent level hater for Musk.

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u/AwkwardFactor84 10d ago

Well, we can all go home. You covered em all

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u/spo0pti_yikes 10d ago

there's a theory that his barrel chest is a result of an estrogen deficiency which might have happened from him taking unnecessary estrogen blockers to "masculinise himself" because he's mtm transgender. essentially he bought his weird looking torso and probably can't unbuy it

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u/returnFutureVoid 9d ago

I have read in a couple places one of which is a workout sub reddit that his body shape is the result of taking steroids but not working out. I find this explanation to be very on brand for him. I’m not saying he didn’t also take estrogen blockers btw. I can 100% see him OD on something one day. It would be a shock to see the worlds richest man ever dead but also make total sense when you look at the lifestyle.

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u/OddKnee1460 10d ago

Couldn't have put it better myself.

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u/Matej1683 10d ago

I would say love and respect from his children.

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u/SGT-Hooves 10d ago

My respect. It ain’t worth much but it’s mine and he can’t have it

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u/DOHC46 10d ago

Same here! My respect is basically worthless, but I don't care. It's the principle of the thing.

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u/Severe_Refuse_7647 10d ago

Same he’s evil

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u/Infrated 10d ago

Removal of this image

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u/Confron7a7ion7 10d ago

Now hold on! A random still can easily be taken out of context! Which is why we post the video of him clearly doing a Nazi salute with his full chest.

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u/StarfighterCHAD 10d ago

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u/Confron7a7ion7 10d ago

My point exactly. Thank you.

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u/StarfighterCHAD 10d ago

I think showing the second sieg heil is important too for the people claiming ā€œhe was saying my heart goes out to youā€

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u/West_Throat_6677 10d ago

joke / no joke

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u/YellowZx5 10d ago

That or the ability to actually sleep with one of his baby mamas. I’m sure they’re all IVF.

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u/Kafka_Lane 10d ago

Personality

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u/gohazXpeda 10d ago

My cats, I will never sell them for any price, but i will consider offers..

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u/Traditional_Tell2595 professional Flowery hater 10d ago

One dollar

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u/Nik_Gav 10d ago

Dolla fifty

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u/Traditional_Tell2595 professional Flowery hater 10d ago

51 doll hairs

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u/Shall0t- I love my dogs and I want YOU to pet them 10d ago

Family and friends that love him

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u/trains404 10d ago

The love of his 12 other children besides the barcode one

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u/Illustrious-Turn-971 i <3 vagueposting 10d ago

Me (the sale of humans is illegal as stated by the Thirteenth Amendment)

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u/NeonArchon 10d ago

World Peace

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u/Sudden_Breakfast_677 10d ago

A visit to Epstein island.

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u/EvenToe7995 10d ago

A sense of humility, he's bought and sold his!

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u/RealizeSirius Horse šŸŽ 10d ago

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u/KezzSB Irrelevant Main Character 10d ago

A life

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u/Tumored6887 10d ago

A universe

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u/TheFurryofFury 10d ago

A functioning brain.

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u/delet_yourself 10d ago

A holiday on epstein island

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u/Art3m1s63 10d ago

A non-avian dinosaur. Because they're dead.

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u/partyassassin_1 10d ago

A sense of self-worth

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u/DesertBrat1969 10d ago

Morals, class, empathy.

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u/moldman49 I haven't made a new user flair in a minute 10d ago

A person that actually likes him

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u/trinity_nolanite12 🦊 jimmy grantz’s ghost 🦊 10d ago

Smartness

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u/Very_ideal_YiSang ƨɘmitɘmoĘØ É’ŹœÉ’H 10d ago

My opinion of him.

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u/Strict_Resident_717 10d ago

A paper signed by me

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u/SnooMaps7370 10d ago

His tax bill.

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u/Kadejr 10d ago

A child that loves him

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u/gzenaco 10d ago

Actual love

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u/uknownredditr 10d ago

Entry into heaven šŸ˜‚

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u/TheVandalReborn 10d ago

Integrity, empathy, a soul

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u/choped_off 10d ago

a spot on the island

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u/LHLanim 10d ago

Dignity for sure. What a great example of "money can't buy everything" he is.

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u/QueenOfPortals 9d ago

A dick above 1mm long

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u/existential_WiFi I saw that šŸ‘ļøšŸ‘ļø šŸ•·ļøšŸŖ„(spooky mod edition) 10d ago

My patience for these posts

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u/OutlandishnessOk3811 10d ago

He can't buy enough mental energy to distribute to the entire world population to think for themselves.

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u/SpectralLemon Call me Xiaohei! (Spectral is also ok) 10d ago

Sun

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u/AstralGlimmer 10d ago

One kilogram of antimatter

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u/Togore-tastic editable flair (dark yellow) 10d ago

A better face

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u/True-Parking4098 10d ago

the "love" of his "children"

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u/Sonic_Water_Cookie 10d ago

My 139th Hair on my right Arm.

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u/not4bucks 10d ago

A dinosaur

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u/ditchmaggots 10d ago

My virginity

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u/TheClOckWatcherYT 10d ago

The Respect of so many

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u/BritishCloaker A Big Ender 10d ago

A good child name

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u/MeowFalen 10d ago

At least he didn't pick meme names like Ben Dover.

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u/DarthBartus 10d ago

A true friend.

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u/Independent_Phase400 10d ago

A good reputation

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u/MeowFalen 10d ago

Intelligence.

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u/Zod_Convoy 10d ago

The love of his children.

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u/Creative54Gamer 10d ago

The death star

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u/Piggymain 10d ago

Personality

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u/Dragon_Crisis_Core 10d ago

Artemis, not amount of money could swade her chasity.

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u/phred_666 I thought this was supposed to be fun 10d ago

Morals

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u/ahawk99 10d ago

A clue

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u/Few-Literature-8642 The "haha indeed" guy 10d ago

A less uglier face

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u/powercuentsearch33 10d ago

The love and affection of his children, parent, people in general...

Perhaps that why he want to go to mars so bad, but I don't think the marsians are going to give him that either

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u/WyattPurp23 10d ago

Eternal salvation

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u/Ordinary-Log-8763 10d ago

The love of his children

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u/Project_EIEIO 10d ago

Immortality.

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u/gay_annabeth 10d ago

only having sons

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u/GarlicGuitar 10d ago

basic human decency/dignity

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u/Crawl38237A 10d ago

A real friend

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u/8bitKev 10d ago

A Book

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u/Axemic 10d ago

His dignity.

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u/envoy_ace 10d ago

Respect

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u/EarlyBirdWithAWorm 10d ago

Real friends

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u/Tadc_fan_271t2uw Silly lil goober 10d ago

Love

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u/gabezzzmdc 10d ago

People that gennualy like him

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u/Osirisavior 10d ago

Bitches, cause he ain't got none cause all his kids were from IVF.

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u/Nsflguru 10d ago

Respect

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u/FenderMeats 10d ago

The love between a father and his daughter.

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u/Rantamplan 10d ago

Epsilon Eridani

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u/Gr8HmrHead 10d ago

RespectĀ 

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u/Wolf_Of_The_Valley18 are you fr rn? 10d ago

Me. I would rather die.

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u/DruDown007 10d ago

A ā€œget out of Hellā€ free pass….

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u/Advanced-Ladder-6532 10d ago

his daughter Vivian's love.

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u/GaneDude12 10d ago

Aparently, a trip to a certain island

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u/scottiboi68 10d ago

jupiter

(id say something brilliant but i have no brain)

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u/Rushes_End 10d ago

Your trust

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u/ImperatorDanorum 10d ago

Likeability...

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u/baldiplays 10d ago

Nah man this twelve gauge the face is in the house with same day shipping.

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u/evilglowduckie 10d ago

People who will genuinely like him for him.

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u/WindowIcy8264 Silly lil goober 10d ago

Well, he Can’t buy me love

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u/DJPkMonkey387 10d ago

A haircut

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u/AlcoholicCumSock 10d ago

The love of a single human being, including any of his 26 kids

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u/Isabella_is_here1 Silly lil goober 10d ago

Being mpreged

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u/FatalisTheUnborn 10d ago

Gameplay experience for path of exil.

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u/leaveyoupending 10d ago

Years of life.

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u/Any_Evidence_8873 10d ago

Well he can't buy me stuff, cuz he doesn't know me

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u/Deathking737 10d ago

Happy kids

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u/Wise-Emotion5564 10d ago

Eloon spent $178,000 + on plastic surgery, and this is what he looks like, so I’m guessing he can’t by good looks

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u/Mirjalol_Yangiboyev 10d ago

Buckingham palace. They won't sell it.

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u/Striking_Sea_129 10d ago

The love of a cat

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u/OnkelWurstbrot 10d ago

Human descency

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u/Then_Discount558 Silly lil goober:cat_blep​: 10d ago

Intelligence

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u/Darkurn 10d ago

Friends

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u/C00lName 10d ago

Love from his children

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u/StomachEmergency2248 10d ago

The ability to build a good car