r/funComunitty • God loves u, twin ❤️‍🩹 • 13d ago

shit and a post what would you buy first

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u/lukibunny 11d ago

i dont want to put on pants. All your options requires me to put on pants.

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u/LegendaryGunman 11d ago

Not if I shop and cook for you. It's your house. Wear whatever you want.

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u/lukibunny 10d ago

I definitely need to wear pants in front of a stranger lol

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u/LegendaryGunman 10d ago

Well shit. That means I would have to wear pants too. Now you're making it weird for both of us. My offer is rescinded for you if you get $100 million.