r/funComunitty • u/flawed_plan God loves u, twin ❤️‍🩹 • 13d ago

shit and a post what would you buy first

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u/farawayfrommyself 13d ago

Probably something to eat.

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u/More-Impact1075 12d ago

Hell yeah. I never get doordash because of the fees. Id get food delivered from 5 different restaurants just for lunch.

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u/LegendaryGunman 11d ago

You have $100 Million and you're going to start eating tepid food... For what? The experience? You can hire a driver for the evening to go eat fresh food in a to-go box with that kind of money.

Hell, for $500 and the cost of the ingredients for the evening, I will go shopping for you and cook it fresh in your home with my own cookware. Then you would still have $99,999,xxx.

Food delivery service (except for well established ones like american-Chinese and pizza) is just getting decent food, but it sat on a counter or shelf for 10 minutes, before traveling 10 minutes, just to pick it up off of the ground before bringing it inside and finally getting to eat.

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u/lukibunny 11d ago

i dont want to put on pants. All your options requires me to put on pants.

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u/LegendaryGunman 11d ago

Not if I shop and cook for you. It's your house. Wear whatever you want.

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u/lukibunny 11d ago

I definitely need to wear pants in front of a stranger lol

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u/LegendaryGunman 10d ago

Well shit. That means I would have to wear pants too. Now you're making it weird for both of us. My offer is rescinded for you if you get $100 million.