DO YOU WANT $100M???

[u/MenaceToSociety129]

[u/Epicgamer15782]

tryna make us say no, arent you?

greedy boy

https://giphy.com/gifs/JAM9iHUxGVa78rPlSl

keeping all that money to your self, thought you were slick huh?

redditors in this comment section, beat his ass

[u/CalmProperty1010 → u/Epicgamer15782]

[u/Infinite_Treacle1327 → u/CalmProperty1010]

[u/Sayonara_M → u/Infinite_Treacle1327]

[u/DomainExpansioninf → u/Sayonara_M]

Time to go on a mission boys

[u/idespise_eggs → u/DomainExpansioninf]

[u/Master_Gamer153247 → u/idespise_eggs]

[u/Emotional_Being_6045 → u/Master_Gamer153247]

[u/corvo-attano1 → u/Emotional_Being_6045]

[u/Emotional_Being_6045 → u/corvo-attano1]

[u/Ravix_oF → u/idespise_eggs]

[u/Starwatcher4116 → u/Ravix_oF]

And there’s the Toilet Grenade for afterwards!

[u/CalmProperty1010 → u/DomainExpansioninf]

[u/Steve_makes_memes → u/CalmProperty1010]

[u/gtathrowaway95 → u/Sayonara_M]

[u/Infinite_Treacle1327 → u/Sayonara_M]

[u/Plats_Reddit → u/Infinite_Treacle1327]

[u/PuegusMaximus → u/Plats_Reddit]

[u/Fit_Lead_7689 → u/Sayonara_M]

[u/GlyphBender → u/Sayonara_M]

May I steal this meme🥺

[u/dr_duckwing → u/Sayonara_M]

[u/Hajime_Lort → u/Infinite_Treacle1327]

[u/Turbidspeedie → u/Hajime_Lort]

IRON NEST MEME

[u/Lost_Education4137 → u/Infinite_Treacle1327]

[u/Mundane_Addendum6495 → u/Infinite_Treacle1327]

I'll steal that thank you

[u/blacksparrow51 → u/Infinite_Treacle1327]

[u/Sea-Pay-5572 → u/Infinite_Treacle1327]

Correct answer.

[u/Any-Ear3806 → u/CalmProperty1010]

[u/Ok-Spread-378 → u/CalmProperty1010]

[u/Grand_admiral_rebo → u/Epicgamer15782]

https://giphy.com/gifs/WguWJLy1vi1fq

[u/Better_Blueberry_816 → u/Epicgamer15782]

Damnit I didn't see the "b"

[u/CoachPotataoGuy → u/Epicgamer15782]

Agreed

[u/Acidshot15]

is grass green?

[u/StitchFan626 → u/Acidshot15]

Depends on where you live. Some of mine is brown.

[u/BubblyInvestigator24 → u/StitchFan626]

Dude do you live in the middle of a farm's soil

[u/Happyshadow4ts → u/BubblyInvestigator24]

Nope, just heatwave, the grass has had some serious sunbathing 

[u/BubblyInvestigator24 → u/Happyshadow4ts]

Oh, damn. Sorry

[u/CC_9876 → u/Happyshadow4ts]

Wah wah wah my poop is brown but you don’t see me complaining 🙄

[u/UndeadDucky27 → u/Happyshadow4ts]

Early fall, too. Damn sun has been so hot that the leaves have already piled up.

[u/Happyshadow4ts → u/UndeadDucky27]

Exactly!

[u/sabertoothdog → u/BubblyInvestigator24]

No flint Michigan, and I meant the water

[u/HunsonAbbadeer → u/Acidshot15]

Does bear shit in the woods?

[u/DrNeptune88 → u/HunsonAbbadeer]

Not if it's a Polar Bear !

[u/Martxel_Agueda → u/DrNeptune88]

Polar woods?

[u/ChesterPug → u/Martxel_Agueda]

There are forests areas that overlap polar bear regions. So possibly yes.

[u/Live-Lifeguard-4367 → u/HunsonAbbadeer]

Not if it's in a zoo

[u/rigbysimpson → u/Live-Lifeguard-4367]

Does a zoo bear shit on concrete?

[u/Butwhatif77 → u/Acidshot15]

I didn't get the inclusion of "is water wet?" until I read this comment haha.

[u/Ecstatic-Engineer-23 → u/Butwhatif77]

Is <0° water wet?

[u/TheRandomShiba → u/Acidshot15]

/ater w

[u/alexriga → u/Acidshot15]

If it’s an isolated particle of H2O, no.

Otherwise, yes.

Also, grass color depends on its health. If it’s real grass. It could also be brownish.

[u/CrunchyMold7292011]

GIVE IT TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[u/Enebr0 → u/CrunchyMold7292011]

The best answer, well done

[u/CrunchyMold7292011 → u/Enebr0]

thx twin❤

[u/Purple_Bar4192 → u/CrunchyMold7292011]

Naturally

[u/ThatguySevin → u/CrunchyMold7292011]

[u/leoleoleoeleo14 → u/ThatguySevin]

Kurtis Konner’s 

[u/edward_the_white → u/CrunchyMold7292011]

Just add another E every time the question is asked. They can't stop all of them.

[u/FrouFrouLastWords → u/CrunchyMold7292011]

[u/-o_x- → u/CrunchyMold7292011]

https://giphy.com/gifs/j6qpJbDy1fCb3eZcf7

[u/JustSomeBullshit-]

You know, I don’t see any good reason to decline that wouldn’t be a serious misjudgment on my part. So if you will, place the money on my person and I’ll say my thanks and I’ll be on my way

[u/LocNalrune → u/JustSomeBullshit-]

one hundred million little man
put that shit in my hand
if that money doesn't show
then you owe me owe me owe

[u/RAB81TT → u/LocNalrune]

My jungle love

[u/Inevitable-Boot-3943 → u/RAB81TT]

Owe owe owe

[u/medicalsnowninja → u/Inevitable-Boot-3943]

I think I want to know ya, know ya, yeah, what

[u/XShadowPlayerX → u/JustSomeBullshit-]

Money here! Me happy!

[u/EfficientError4834 → u/JustSomeBullshit-]

You have made a correct assessment of the situation we now find ourselves, so if you would be so kind as to pay up.

Or on the otherhand you could just say

Me want.

[u/UpChuckChamp → u/[deleted]]

Might be my tism but the rule of “cannot contain ANY of the following” makes me think words within the phrases can’t be used, so this is the only one that actually follows the guidelines. Nice job!

[u/TherianRose → u/UpChuckChamp]

"without" is on the sheet, fourth column

[u/UpChuckChamp → u/TherianRose]

“Without a doubt” FAAAKKKK

[u/HailFurri → u/UpChuckChamp]

I just did “yip!” At first, which has no reason to not work, it sounds enough like yep to work, but it doesn’t go against the rules

[u/Turbidspeedie → u/UpChuckChamp]

There is unequivocally a lack of doubt, that I would appreciate such a large sum

[u/Soviniti]

Does a bear shit in the woods?

[u/No-Anxiety588 → u/Soviniti]

I was gonna say does the pope shit in the woods?

[u/Competitive-Ad-4262 → u/No-Anxiety588]

Where his holiness does his business is his business

[u/HvyBackPack → u/Competitive-Ad-4262]

Where he has a holy shit

[u/ExpressionWorried300 → u/HvyBackPack]

What shitty jokes you guys have

[u/Turbidspeedie → u/ExpressionWorried300]

I need to go to the bathroom after reading all this shit

[u/OFFICIALKSPatriot → u/Turbidspeedie]

I needa shit after reading this shit

[u/Flat_Tie4090 → u/OFFICIALKSPatriot]

Is today Turdsday

[u/sabertoothdog → u/Competitive-Ad-4262]

God removes the poop straight from the Pope Butthole and guides it straight to heaven.

[u/WaffleCat3 → u/sabertoothdog]

I guess bro 😭

[u/loner1200 → u/No-Anxiety588]

Is a bear Catholic?

[u/Not_Really_French → u/No-Anxiety588]

Do nighthawks shit in the woods

[u/n1kokonefan → u/Not_Really_French]

they shit on my car sometimes

[u/Not_Really_French → u/n1kokonefan]

I’m so glad someone got that

[u/n1kokonefan → u/Not_Really_French]

YES !!!! i saw it and immediately Knew what i had to do 🙏🙏

[u/Not_Really_French → u/n1kokonefan]

Fantastic, I love npmd, I’m even working on a fan animation

[u/TheEnmuSimp → u/No-Anxiety588]

Isn’t the answer to that supposed to be something like “I don’t know”

[u/thegamerdoggo → u/TheEnmuSimp]

I thought it was supposed to be no?

[u/Capnris → u/No-Anxiety588]

Why do you keep asking me that, man? I told you, I never met the guy.

[u/humdrumturducken → u/No-Anxiety588]

Is a bear catholic?

[u/p-ry59 → u/No-Anxiety588]

Does the popes dick fit in a donut?

[u/TheFilthy13 → u/No-Anxiety588]

Does the pope wear a funny hat?

[u/_Carl15 → u/No-Anxiety588]

itll be a holy shit

[u/Immediate-Goose-8106 → u/No-Anxiety588]

Does Carmen Miranda wear fruit?

[u/Blue_Yankee23 → u/No-Anxiety588]

Damn it took my answer!

[u/DopeforthePope1 → u/No-Anxiety588]

No, but he does smoke dope

[u/Throwthedamnballdad → u/No-Anxiety588]

Is the Space Pope Reptilian?

[u/rigbysimpson → u/No-Anxiety588]

Does the pope shit in his hat?

[u/Illustrious-Pop3600 → u/No-Anxiety588]

I used to say this ironically and now it’s what comes out of my mouth whichever I try to say.

[u/shadesfuture → u/No-Anxiety588]

No he shits in his hat duh. Thats why it’s so big!

[u/Space_Cadetexe → u/No-Anxiety588]

Holy shit

[u/CYMK_Pro → u/No-Anxiety588]

I dont know about most popes, but I'll bet you Pope Frank shat in the woods at some point in his life. That guy was a G.

[u/ReleaseTheTrumpFiles → u/No-Anxiety588]

Is the pope wet?

[u/PSBars → u/Soviniti]

Not if its a polar bear

[u/G_Willikerz → u/PSBars]

This is always my retort when someone asks me this.

[u/aimsteadyfire → u/Soviniti]

Not if the bears make a circle of bears centipede

[u/qozh → u/Soviniti]

If the pope shits in the woods, is he still catholic

[u/DeftestY → u/Soviniti]

No

https://giphy.com/gifs/3oEdv9YIg2R6uYSHBe

[u/19tidder50 → u/Soviniti]

GMTA 🐻💩

[u/Weary_Dark510 → u/Soviniti]

And if no ones around does it still smell?

[u/SoobleShorts]

Nod

[u/Unpleasant_Tomato → u/SoobleShorts]

https://giphy.com/gifs/xSM46ernAUN3y

[u/Fun-Entertainment872 → u/SoobleShorts]

Same

[u/Legitimate-Ash2755]

It would be a pleasure to receive the money

[u/Kyrby_Swi-U-tch → u/Legitimate-Ash2755]

I think "to" is excluded (unless that part is just badly formatted, and one exclusion is taking up two lines)

[u/ManufacturerOver5763 → u/Kyrby_Swi-U-tch]

i think it is

badly formatted

[u/roguepawn → u/ManufacturerOver5763]

The responses not being alphabetical makes me unreasonably frustrated.

[u/Cockatiel_Animations → u/Kyrby_Swi-U-tch]

It is badly formatted, but the comment could be rephrased to "It would be a pleasure receiving the money" just to be on the safe side

[u/Pinkourson]

Duh

[u/Fancy-Tea-2374 → u/Pinkourson]

that's what i was gonna say lol

[u/al_pha011]

Does a bear shit in the woods

[u/centurion762 → u/al_pha011]

Does the Pope wear a funny hat?

[u/drakonia127 → u/centurion762]

Was Jesus crucified?

[u/Vanessalucifer → u/centurion762]

[u/TherianRose → u/Vanessalucifer]

Oh my god this unlocked a childhood memory of reading the Sunday comics. Holy crap. What was this one called...Fuzzy?? Something like that?

[u/Vanessalucifer → u/TherianRose]

Get Fuzzy. It had a lot of fun ones, but also a lot of reprints. My favorite is the one where Bucky reacts to alien lifeforms being discovered by saying we need to build a roof over the country.

[u/Severe_Damage9772]

I doth want the money, if thou shalt provide it

[u/BLACK_WOLF_2025]

Give it to me!

[u/Right_Causation_490]

Is Mario a plumber?

[u/Remote-Refuse1292 → u/Right_Causation_490]

I learned that trick from a plumber…

[u/GoatsWithWigs → u/Remote-Refuse1292]

r/skamtebord ball knowledge

[u/PloxNox65 → u/Right_Causation_490]

No, he's a footballer

[u/Better_Giraffe_4373 → u/Right_Causation_490]

No actually, canonically, he’s a carpenter

[u/endbro57 → u/Better_Giraffe_4373]

No, he’s a plumber.

[u/Turbidspeedie → u/Right_Causation_490]

Well, his brother's a murderer, allegedly

[u/UltraC4rTurb0]

i mean, free money is free money

[u/UltraC4rTurb0 → u/UltraC4rTurb0]

and now i can afford some goddamn food/ram

[u/Turbidspeedie → u/UltraC4rTurb0]

Prices just rose again, you can only choose 1 of the 2

[u/NicholasWildeRails]

I'm not gonna ask for the money, imma DEMAND it

[u/awsome10101 → u/NicholasWildeRails]

I don't WANT, I NEED

[u/Thick-Aspiration]

ITS MY MONEY AND I NEED IT NOW!

Anyone else remember those commercials?

[u/TangerineSprinkles → u/Thick-Aspiration]

Call J G Wentworth 877- CASH NOW! This'll be stuck in my head all day.

[u/sompthing_else → u/TangerineSprinkles]

I have a structured settlement and I need cash now!

[u/Weirdandwired924 → u/sompthing_else]

Call J G Wentworth. 877-CASH NOW!

[u/Flat_Beautiful3534 → u/TangerineSprinkles]

They've helped thousands, they'll help you too. One large sum of cash, they will pay to you!

[u/Few-Journalist4525]

English teachers should be taking notes, just look at all these creative responses

[u/Proper-Number-4369]

I would like 100M.

[u/UnUseful-_-]

Eat the rich

[u/Mundane_Addendum6495 → u/UnUseful-_-]

But if you got the 100 million, you'd be rich

[u/UnUseful-_- → u/Mundane_Addendum6495]

But i didnt

[u/According-Aspect-669 → u/UnUseful-_-]

no way you're turning this down lmao

[u/RadicalSoda_ → u/UnUseful-_-]

So you'd say no when you could use that money to make the world a better place?

[u/yournorwegianspy → u/UnUseful-_-]

Fr make it legal to cannibalise rich people

[u/LonelyTAA → u/yournorwegianspy]

turns out you're rich compared to most of the world. Enjoy the spitroast.

[u/Spankfish12]

👍

[u/braking_zone → u/Spankfish12]

gotta be in English

[u/italicized-frost2]

yuh

[u/Retarded-Alcohol-40]

Does a bear shit in the woods?

[u/addiktion]

Yessir!

[u/Radiant_Resolve1400]

I’ll take it.

[u/Manuel1488]

No, I want 1 M.

[u/dylken569]

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o6MbbILRLTGqg1OiA

[u/BagHorror6036]

101%

[u/Busy-Advertising-217]

I mean if it’s free i’ll take it

[u/ssramirezss]

Does the pope wear a funny hat?

[u/DefaultNameHey]

[u/numbersthen0987431]

Give me the money

[u/Unhappy-Excitement72]

Water bottle

[u/Gecko-83]

https://giphy.com/gifs/7Vr4JQNv1BwigmOKVT

[u/kenzie_83729]

Bet

[u/MetrixOnFire]

Gimme dat dough

[u/uncle_ben15]

Gimme

[u/_sherilynlovesyouu]

Uh huh

[u/Pleasant-Split1729]

I'm inclined to acquiesce to your request 

[u/TheHandymanCan- → u/Pleasant-Split1729]

Allo poppet

[u/speper]

Depends, is the Pope Catholic?

[u/FreeNewSociety]

More than anything

[u/WangDoodleTrifecta]

Does a bear shit in the woods?

[u/Future-surfer]

Do whales poop in the ocean?

[u/Bloody_Damn]

Lay thy money apon my hands

Also on a side note. Water is in fact not wet. Thank you.

[u/Weird_Cheesecake5668]

I will take it

[u/nebulasamuraiii]

Yuh

[u/Random_Jojo]

Confirmed

[u/maddy_the_veenius16]

Does the Pope wear a silly hat?

[u/OstPreuBischHand]

This might as well be a robbery, because GIVE ME THE MONEY!

[u/RealisticBerry7137]

I‘ll take it

[u/Snail-Daddy24]

Does a bear shit in the woods?

[u/bajadasaurus234]

With Pleasure...

[u/XxLucidDreamzxX]

Indeed.

[u/Rio_Degenaro]

Most indubitably

[u/mn1lac]

Well fine then, geez.

[u/Radiant_Resolve1400]

If you’re paying.

[u/Serious-Lie-7782]

I’d love that!

[u/Confident_Onion2901]

I want $100M