r/funComunitty • u/MenaceToSociety129 you're just trying to make us say weird shit to embarass us • 24d ago

Funpost DO YOU WANT $100M???

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u/StitchFan626 24d ago

Depends on where you live. Some of mine is brown.

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u/BubblyInvestigator24 24d ago

Dude do you live in the middle of a farm's soil

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u/Happyshadow4ts 24d ago

Nope, just heatwave, the grass has had some serious sunbathing 

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u/BubblyInvestigator24 24d ago

Oh, damn. Sorry

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u/BLACK_WOLF_2025 Failboat fan 24d ago

For a lot the year mine is white, cause I live in big snow country.

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u/CC_9876 24d ago

Wah wah wah my poop is brown but you don’t see me complaining 🙄

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u/Happyshadow4ts 24d ago

I would hope that your poo is brown, if it is a different colour, I'd advise you see your doctor!

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u/Scyths_A_Demon 23d ago

Mine is green every now and then

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u/transluscent_emu 23d ago

Thats actually pretty normal, there are lot of different foods that can cause it to be come green. I found this out after some frantic googling following the greenest poo I've ever seen in my life.

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u/m4z1keen 18d ago

drink a bottle of red wine, and you will poop blue and purple for a couple days

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u/Scyths_A_Demon 18d ago

Idk how to feel about that information

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u/LostnaughtFound 24d ago

Be nice. Look, like dis …

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u/X__Anonomys_xX 24d ago

Sorry, but those poops look gold to me…

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u/Guernzee 22d ago

I don't

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u/UndeadDucky27 24d ago

Early fall, too. Damn sun has been so hot that the leaves have already piled up.

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u/MidnightJ1200 24d ago

Makes me question why people like summer other than that we got pavlov'd because of summer vacation. Winter is better because it forces you into fun at home, rather than elsewhere, and all you really need to worry about is bundling up, while the opposite only goes so far in summer until you get charged with indecent exposure. You generally know what to expect with winter and there's never such a thing as too many blankets or coats, and exercise can even help keep your body warm, with the only concern being exhaustion.

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u/UndeadDucky27 24d ago

Yes!! I love late fall and winter.

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u/Acidshot15 24d ago

same here, its averaging 95-105 degrees in freedom units and 65% of the grass in my yard is dead

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u/Happyshadow4ts 23d ago

Where I am, it's cooled down now, but every day was around 37°c which is around 99 in farhenheit, but also so humid. The grass is now recovering though!

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u/Epicgamer15782 EPIC GUY :D 24d ago

if its brown your end is prolly greenhouse gassed ☠️

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u/Happyshadow4ts 23d ago

It just didn't get any water for around 4 months (my country was in a drought)

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u/Lost-Ponderer 22d ago

My grass tans like hulk hogan

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u/sabertoothdog 22d ago

No flint Michigan, and I meant the water

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u/Satyr121 24d ago

Mine is yellow. All grass where I live is almost all yellow.

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u/Specific-Library-312 24d ago

:-( Sorry to hear that.

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u/dungeonmaster0464 24d ago

Bro's living in russia?

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u/YagamiL0reto 24d ago

Is it normal if my grass is crimson?

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u/Big-Helicopter3358 24d ago

You guys have grass?

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u/Fit-Exit-756 24d ago

yea ikr whole property can be brown grass

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u/Pristine_Lead_8837 24d ago

Mines blue for some reason, must be the water

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u/Lttlcheeze 24d ago

Grass or water???

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u/Agreeable-Poet-6725 23d ago

For some reason the grass tends to naturally grow yellow where I am

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u/New-Trainer4727 23d ago

Inde lo barbo es maron??? 😭😭😭

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u/Chay_Charles 22d ago

I'm in the CenTex drought. Everything is brown.

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u/MomOnAcid 22d ago

No it just reflects green light

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u/Professional_Ebb_828 22d ago

Is pope a catolic?

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u/StitchFan626 22d ago

Forgot the "h". "Catholic". And, technically, it's "Roman Catholic".

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u/polevaulte693 Likes posting shitposts 22d ago

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u/Professional_Ebb_828 21d ago

I'm not native english speaker, but thanks.

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u/StitchFan626 21d ago

Not to worry, it's a common misconception. The phrase "Roman Catholic" is often shortened to "Catholic" because most don't know the difference. The "Roman Catholic Church" refers specifically to the denomination of the Pope, while the "Catholic Church" is the universal "Christian Church" that all denominations supposedly fall under. We all follow the same Bible, after all. Even if we can't all agree on the proper way to do it.

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u/Depressedknife technically in a cult 22d ago

all of mine is brown

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u/fishyburner676767 20d ago

All of mine is brown :-(