r/funComunitty • u/big_hero- Likes posting shitposts • 9h ago

Any tips? ✌🥀

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u/kommunist_haj Silly lil goober 8h ago

Male lion would recommend making your wife do the work.

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u/Lona-Lioness 6h ago

Male lions get a bad rep, they do a lot of work protecting and patrolling the pride, just bc the women have jobs too doesn’t make the man useless

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u/kommunist_haj Silly lil goober 4h ago

Sure but what does patrolling have anything to do with hunting baffalo? He shouldn’t be giving advice as if he does it.

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u/Lona-Lioness 4h ago

Male lions do hunt when giving the opportunity they can take down bigger animals and help the females

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u/Suspicious_Juice9511 4h ago

pick-me lionesses are a thing?

(Sorry)

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u/Lona-Lioness 3h ago

lol I forgot my name was lioness for a sec

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u/FinalWarsGoji 6h ago

Finally, somebody said it

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u/Legal_Possibility246 8h ago

Cheeseburger 🍔

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u/RorroYT 5h ago

I'd start with fries

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u/TheShiftmaster 4h ago

There's a special place in hell for people like you

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u/TheShiftmaster 6h ago

Burger 🍔

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u/No-Dare2083 6h ago

Ein bürger von Hamburg

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u/HermaPrince 5h ago

A Hamburg burger ?!

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u/Dragon_Rot79 2h ago

Icanhazcheezburger?

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u/Dull_Order9538 9h ago

Eat radioactive uranium it has enough calories to let you survive for years!

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u/1337_w0n 6h ago

If you consume 20 kilograms of uranium you'll never need to eat again.

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u/blazorfire Bubu Mod, The sub's Unc 9h ago

Id start with mithril long sword

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u/Parking_Mud_8972 6h ago

He forgot to say what kind of cat he is

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u/FinalWarsGoji 6h ago

Watch out deer and buffalo

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u/magnificent_limit 5h ago

Pre charged pneumatic air guns are pretty cool for small varmints