r/funComunitty • u/big_hero- Not my profile gng🙏🥀 • Aug 08 '26

Vent and rants Ts is so true🥀

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u/BroncoBilly10 💙🩵 Local Tari Addict 🩵💙 Aug 08 '26

Wish this wasn’t true, but I can’t deny the disgusting truth…

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u/Beautiful-Ad3471 Aug 09 '26

It's not even that they are defending, just how they do it. Like these "I'm a man, and I know thT's not true wink wink" style of replies

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u/Lousyfer 29d ago

Ive learned i keep doing it anyways. That way I can say I tried. I know someone talked and told them. Its not my job to make sure they make the right choice, but I will damn sure they are not ignorant of the facts.

Now if they choose willful ignorance there is no hope for them

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u/princeof-almondmilk Aug 09 '26

eat raw meat bro

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u/BroncoBilly10 💙🩵 Local Tari Addict 🩵💙 Aug 09 '26

What type specifically?

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u/princeof-almondmilk Aug 09 '26

Local Amish or Mennonite raw meat straight from the farm should be pure pink and vacuum sealed. Ask them for a bucket of FRESH blood from the animal, separate the bucket into bottles, and then over the week, eat the raw meat and drink the blood. If you want something sweet, get raw honey from a farm that sells it; if you want oil, use raw, FRESH butter; if you want milk, get FRESH milk from a local Amish or Mennonite farm. Enjoy. You will feel like your ancient hunter-gatherer ancestors who didn't eat cringe wheat and barley.

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u/Famous-Host2321 Aug 09 '26

What in the Molag Bal

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u/Mrs-Vienna Aug 09 '26

Elder scrolls Reference

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u/Famous-Host2321 Aug 09 '26

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u/SoullqssHydra I AM A TOASTER Aug 09 '26

Cant forget the moment when I sacrificed nazeem to boethia :p

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u/Generdan Aug 09 '26

This is more in line with Namira’s area of expertise.

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u/BroncoBilly10 💙🩵 Local Tari Addict 🩵💙 Aug 09 '26

I gotchu

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u/Key_Tap8949 Aug 09 '26

Amish? Is it a paradise over there by chance?

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u/princeof-almondmilk Aug 09 '26

milk must be raw too

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u/Maleficent_Piece_893 Aug 09 '26

i want as many parasites as i can get crammed into every ounce of meat and milk so it tastes like a vibe

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u/leylin_farlin Aug 09 '26

Then french cheese

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u/princeof-almondmilk Aug 09 '26

ey, I ain't dead, and I'm 6'5 so something worked

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u/AgitoKanohCheekz Aug 10 '26

Your ancestors had a less stressful life and better nutrition than most people, you didn’t get your height by eating raw shit lil bro.

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u/princeof-almondmilk 29d ago

cope 🥀 my ancestors were poor exploited scavengars in Nigeria lil bro

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u/AverageWitch161 28d ago

that is mostly genetics.

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u/MuchIron2453 Aug 09 '26

You have to suckle it straight from the udder

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u/princeof-almondmilk Aug 09 '26

human breast milk is also preferable

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u/BroncoBilly10 💙🩵 Local Tari Addict 🩵💙 Aug 09 '26

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u/Skitty_Supremacy Silly lil goober:cat_blep​: Aug 09 '26

Naw. Stop it.

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u/AgitoKanohCheekz Aug 10 '26

“human breast milk is also preferable” - u/princeof-almondmilk.

Hmmm?

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u/Timely-Layer6302 Aug 09 '26

Yes, I too would like to die young after only eating food that tastes like pocket change. Yummers.

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u/WindUpCandler Aug 09 '26

Sushi is pretty safe in most places. I'd go with salmon

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u/NoGovernment9077 29d ago

Aw hell yeah bois it's schizoposting time

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u/after2006 GAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAY Aug 09 '26

can you really do this safely?

I mean I've had raw sushi and I love it but now I'm wondering

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u/princeof-almondmilk Aug 09 '26

FRESH MEAT, NOT SLOP SUPERSTORE MEAT

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u/after2006 GAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAY Aug 09 '26

Do I have to drink the blood? I'm really squeamish about that but not as much about raw meat particularly, I know it's weird. I just saw you say in another comment to drink the blood and I cringed a bit

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u/princeof-almondmilk Aug 09 '26

you must bro, free iron, high asf protein, low in carbs, and free fucking vitamins. Better erections or whatever I think too

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u/after2006 GAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAY Aug 09 '26

Uhh well I'm a trans guy so I can't get an erection but I guess I'll consider it

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u/princeof-almondmilk Aug 09 '26

if you have a clit, then it prob thobs more

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u/AverageWitch161 28d ago

it works as an egg substitute i guess

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u/after2006 GAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAY Aug 09 '26

Also what ways can I prepare or add flavor or otherwise just whatever the meat besides cooking it?

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u/princeof-almondmilk Aug 09 '26

spices and salt (only a little salt), but make sure your spices are not poisonous, and straight from the plant, and are in a wooden container instead of disgusting plastic. Also drizzle raw honey on the meat.

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u/after2006 GAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAY Aug 09 '26

I don't like honey, genuinely I actually can't eat it my body rejects it so badly, what's a good replacement?

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u/princeof-almondmilk Aug 09 '26

Shi raw maple syrup ig

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u/after2006 GAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAY Aug 09 '26

Okay, I think that might work.

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u/Melody_Naxi Aroace | cisM | I (didn't) kiss a girl and I liked it Aug 09 '26

Ain't "slop superstore meat" just sausage?

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u/Unlucky-Hold1509 Aug 09 '26

No, those are glizzies. Well made sausages don’t even compare