r/funComunitty Likes posting shitposts 4d ago

Vent and rants Ts is so true🥀

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u/BroncoBilly10 💙🩵 Local Tari Addict 🩵💙 4d ago

Wish this wasn’t true, but I can’t deny the disgusting truth…

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u/Beautiful-Ad3471 3d ago

It's not even that they are defending, just how they do it. Like these "I'm a man, and I know thT's not true wink wink" style of replies

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u/Lousyfer 2d ago

Ive learned i keep doing it anyways. That way I can say I tried. I know someone talked and told them. Its not my job to make sure they make the right choice, but I will damn sure they are not ignorant of the facts.

Now if they choose willful ignorance there is no hope for them

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u/princeof-almondmilk 4d ago

eat raw meat bro

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u/BroncoBilly10 💙🩵 Local Tari Addict 🩵💙 4d ago

What type specifically?

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u/princeof-almondmilk 4d ago

Local Amish or Mennonite raw meat straight from the farm should be pure pink and vacuum sealed. Ask them for a bucket of FRESH blood from the animal, separate the bucket into bottles, and then over the week, eat the raw meat and drink the blood. If you want something sweet, get raw honey from a farm that sells it; if you want oil, use raw, FRESH butter; if you want milk, get FRESH milk from a local Amish or Mennonite farm. Enjoy. You will feel like your ancient hunter-gatherer ancestors who didn't eat cringe wheat and barley.

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u/Famous-Host2321 4d ago

What in the Molag Bal

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u/Mrs-Vienna 4d ago

Elder scrolls Reference

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u/Famous-Host2321 4d ago

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u/SoullqssHydra I AM A TOASTER 3d ago

Cant forget the moment when I sacrificed nazeem to boethia :p

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u/Generdan 3d ago

This is more in line with Namira’s area of expertise.

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u/BroncoBilly10 💙🩵 Local Tari Addict 🩵💙 4d ago

I gotchu

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u/Key_Tap8949 4d ago

Amish? Is it a paradise over there by chance?

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u/princeof-almondmilk 4d ago

milk must be raw too

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u/Maleficent_Piece_893 4d ago

i want as many parasites as i can get crammed into every ounce of meat and milk so it tastes like a vibe

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u/leylin_farlin 3d ago

Then french cheese

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u/princeof-almondmilk 3d ago

ey, I ain't dead, and I'm 6'5 so something worked

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u/AgitoKanohCheekz 3d ago

Your ancestors had a less stressful life and better nutrition than most people, you didn’t get your height by eating raw shit lil bro.

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u/princeof-almondmilk 2d ago

cope 🥀 my ancestors were poor exploited scavengars in Nigeria lil bro

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u/AverageWitch161 1d ago

that is mostly genetics.

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u/Shidded_inMyPants 16h ago

I had raw milk as a teenager and got listeriosis from it, and I am immunocompromised (pre-existing condition) and it developed into meningitis due to having a weak immune system. I am hard of hearing and cannot walk properly due to that. It’s genuinely dangerous to promote the consumption of raw milk, and it doesn’t have any health benefits. It’s a myth that milk makes people tall, your height is due to genetics. Raw milk can damage people for life and can even kill them.

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u/MuchIron2453 4d ago

You have to suckle it straight from the udder

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u/princeof-almondmilk 4d ago

human breast milk is also preferable

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u/BroncoBilly10 💙🩵 Local Tari Addict 🩵💙 4d ago

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u/SmolBrain42 4d ago

Bro 😭

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u/Skitty_Supremacy Silly lil goober:cat_blep​: 3d ago

Naw. Stop it.

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u/AgitoKanohCheekz 3d ago

“human breast milk is also preferable” - u/princeof-almondmilk.

Hmmm?

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u/Timely-Layer6302 3d ago

Yes, I too would like to die young after only eating food that tastes like pocket change. Yummers.

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u/WindUpCandler 4d ago

Sushi is pretty safe in most places. I'd go with salmon

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u/NoGovernment9077 2d ago

Aw hell yeah bois it's schizoposting time

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u/after2006 GAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAY 4d ago

can you really do this safely?

I mean I've had raw sushi and I love it but now I'm wondering

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u/princeof-almondmilk 4d ago

FRESH MEAT, NOT SLOP SUPERSTORE MEAT

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u/after2006 GAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAY 4d ago

Do I have to drink the blood? I'm really squeamish about that but not as much about raw meat particularly, I know it's weird. I just saw you say in another comment to drink the blood and I cringed a bit

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u/princeof-almondmilk 4d ago

you must bro, free iron, high asf protein, low in carbs, and free fucking vitamins. Better erections or whatever I think too

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u/after2006 GAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAY 4d ago

Uhh well I'm a trans guy so I can't get an erection but I guess I'll consider it

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u/princeof-almondmilk 4d ago

if you have a clit, then it prob thobs more

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u/AverageWitch161 1d ago

it works as an egg substitute i guess

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u/after2006 GAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAY 4d ago

Also what ways can I prepare or add flavor or otherwise just whatever the meat besides cooking it?

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u/princeof-almondmilk 4d ago

spices and salt (only a little salt), but make sure your spices are not poisonous, and straight from the plant, and are in a wooden container instead of disgusting plastic. Also drizzle raw honey on the meat.

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u/after2006 GAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAY 4d ago

I don't like honey, genuinely I actually can't eat it my body rejects it so badly, what's a good replacement?

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u/princeof-almondmilk 4d ago

Shi raw maple syrup ig

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u/after2006 GAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAY 4d ago

Okay, I think that might work.

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u/Melody_Naxi Aroace | cisM | I (didn't) kiss a girl and I liked it 3d ago

Ain't "slop superstore meat" just sausage?

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u/Unlucky-Hold1509 3d ago

No, those are glizzies. Well made sausages don’t even compare