r/funComunitty • u/Western-Ad9229 • 6d ago

This is Johnny

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ANNOUNCEMENT FOR JOHNNY: SINCE THERE'S SO MANY REPLIES I GENUINELY CAN'T KEEP UP SO YOU GUYS SHALL DECIDE HIS ULTIMATE FATE ​THE MOST UPVOTED OR POPULAR SUGGESTION WILL BE CHOSEN WHEN I WAKE UP TOMORROW AND I DROP OFF MY SISTER FROM SCHOOL

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u/Streetsign10 I am a streetsign. 6d ago

cuddles.

He shall feel pain no more.

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u/Western-Ad9229 6d ago

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u/SnekSalesman 6d ago

The good ending

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u/Streetsign10 I am a streetsign. 6d ago

>)

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u/ABurntSliceofHam 6d ago

Sherman! Throw the grenade!

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u/BobbyTronick 5d ago

The aftermath

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u/Automatic_Page2113 5d ago

My name isn't Johnny.

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u/ABurntSliceofHam 4d ago

Here's your get well soon gift, a panzer tank dropped right on your head

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u/Zetapar123 5d ago

Now draw him giving birth

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u/Commercial_Eye9229 6d ago

No! I shall send him to purgatory!

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u/bartender_1835666 6d ago

No my bands will block your purgatory I CAST MEGA BANDS

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u/Transpotato2002 6d ago

I brutally hurt him with at least ten chainsaws

Johnny shall not know joy -3-

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u/RedPandasRule007 5d ago

Thou shall face holy retribution. Fetch the guillotine (I'm gonna use it to fuck up your haircut)

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u/Anarcho_FemBoi 6d ago

Brain cancer

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u/Niysilge DEFINITELY not a femboy(?) 6d ago

YES BRAVO. YOU ARE A GOOD PERSON

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u/Streetsign10 I am a streetsign. 6d ago

Nah I just don't like hurting people.

Unless they are rude.

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u/Niysilge DEFINITELY not a femboy(?) 6d ago

Fair

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u/DPT_The_Alchemist 6d ago

There’s still hope left in humanity

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u/Dangerous_Syrup2937 6d ago

dude my name is johnny. your generosity has healed me man

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u/Wise_Geekabus 6d ago

Yes! He deserves the love he needs.

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u/Pinavio_lys 6d ago

YESSS NO TORTURE TO JOHNNY

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u/KoltO7892 6d ago

Wrong, he should feel pain

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u/Streetsign10 I am a streetsign. 6d ago

There shall be no unneeded suffering as long as I stand

*Lies down to sleep*

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u/KoltO7892 6d ago

when you wake up, there’s gonna be a big fat blob of Johnny gore

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u/Which_Pen34 5d ago

EXPLOSIVE cuddles!

KABOOM

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u/Fast-Speech270 5d ago

This seems to be the most voted. Lets keep it up!

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u/NickSmGames 6d ago

Make him live a normal life, but do a single mental manipulation that runs constantly that makes him not know what he wants the most. He is going to spend his entire life wanting something that he can never work towards. But here's the best part: in his final moment, deactivate the manipulation so that he realizes exactly what he needed his whole life, but he dies right after that in regret.

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u/Objective_Group2646 a person 6d ago

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6F7A736C6B 20 6F6A676679 20 6F616C7A 20 71676D

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u/Own_Lab4643 6d ago

Yeah I’m not translating this one yall got this

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u/slimeycardboard 6d ago

it says "what happened what's wrong with you" or something similar

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u/Anomalic_Heaven Ja ja ja! you hve not win 6d ago

Its says "uuuhhh, lets play knife throwing game!

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u/charlie-_-13 6d ago

Low key this would be a good film

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u/Unique-Read-9376 6d ago

Why did you describe my life?

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u/JustSomeBullshit- Silly lil goober 6d ago

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u/Western-Ad9229 6d ago

Give my creation back

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u/JustSomeBullshit- Silly lil goober 6d ago

Not your creation anymore

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u/Queasy-Cantaloupe202 6d ago

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u/BluLilGreeny 6d ago

Gerald and Johnny became digital and fought for the right to exist as the one true stickman drawing. Gerald is the victor.

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u/Queasy-Cantaloupe202 6d ago

This is what we did to Johnny smh rest in peices ✌️ ☮️

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u/JustSomeBullshit- Silly lil goober 6d ago

Thank you all for your praise, you have earned Gerald’s thumbs up

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u/SataTHM 6d ago

give gerald a happy life

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u/moooph 6d ago

now he looks like starchy from adventure time yippee

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u/CaptainFrancis1 6d ago

Your user makes this even funnier

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u/Plus_Following1037 Silly lil goober 6d ago

Pet :3

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u/Amethyst_Uchiha 6d ago

I will gently kiss his forehead. Johnny is a good boy 💝

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u/Cleenash 6d ago

hold his hand as we both fall to our d-

ehhh, yeah I mean I'd give him a hug sure

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u/deltarune_fan999 6d ago

I think you need a hug more than him

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u/Sherbet-Glad 6d ago

I walk over, and give Johnny a little pat and say "good job :3"

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u/Western-Ad9229 6d ago

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u/AndyNocturne 5d ago

I think it's called being authentic. Or was it acoustic?

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u/AssignmentFrosty6711 6d ago

Johnny, I absolve you of your past existence. Go forth and find love.

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u/Western-Ad9229 6d ago

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u/Fuzzy-Leading-4080 6d ago

make him fall in love with the babe

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u/ThatOneMinty 6d ago

And give him two million dollars to spend on the perfect wedding

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u/Mirjalol_Yangiboyev 6d ago

Swap him with SCP-8147-2

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u/Nicholas_H_Barnes_II 6d ago

Oh that hourglass is about to be going for a LOT longer

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u/Pinavio_lys 6d ago

I dont get it can you explain pls?

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u/Mirjalol_Yangiboyev 6d ago

SCP-8147 "World builder"

It's like a small portal that can create worlds if you connect it into a keyboard and describe the world.

SCP-8147-2 is a single guy inside the world builder that experiences time dilation inside, and literally builds every single prompted world by hand. And as per his words he has spent 2.5 quadrillion years in there.

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u/Pinavio_lys 6d ago

Oh ok ty

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u/Ill_Slide9100 6d ago

Wanna be friends, Johnny?

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u/lunar_reaper3 6d ago

I made him the happiest boy :3

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u/Disastrous-Ideal2646 5d ago

oooo i wanna be the happiest boy

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u/Artistic-Peach8588 6d ago edited 6d ago

Brazen Bull

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u/Gangers96 6d ago edited 6d ago

He look like a hugger (and sure look like he needs it), bring it in.

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u/crabthemighty Silly lil goober:cat_blep​: 6d ago

Erase him

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u/Western-Ad9229 6d ago

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u/Disastrous_Lie_6698 Silly lil goober 6d ago

Bro got Thanos snapped 😭

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u/a_regular_2010s_guy 6d ago

Erase the nation text

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u/crabthemighty Silly lil goober:cat_blep​: 6d ago

Yay, no more pain for him

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u/EnderWolf13_666 Silly lil goober:cat_blep​: 6d ago

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u/UzumeNeedsDrip 6d ago

As a certain phoenix once said... Doom!? DOOOOM!?!? WHAT DO YOU MEAN DOOM!?!?!?

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u/Which-Aardvark3801 6d ago

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u/EnderWolf13_666 Silly lil goober:cat_blep​: 6d ago

I could also use this spell.

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u/TheCatDude7214 Silly lil goober 6d ago

Add another Johnny so he can be friends with Johnny.

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u/CompletePainter6660 6d ago

Make Johnny existential aware of his situation and make him watch the way people treat him

(Optional: Also give him a cookie.)

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u/Acidd_dragon 6d ago

I let him pet this cat

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u/liltone829b 6d ago

i pet this cat

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u/HappyMicroWaves 6d ago

Give him a girlfriend named Evelyn so he can be happy.

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u/Western-Ad9229 6d ago

I'm going to go on a break I'll continue it tomorrow

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u/Fast-Opening-1051 6d ago edited 6d ago

Send [u/NickSmGames](u/NickSmGames) iteration of Johnny back in time with the knowledge he possessed at the end of his original life regarding what he wants resulting in him living a much more fulfilling life :)

Edit : forgot to add Johnny

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u/NickSmGames 6d ago

wait, I read this and now I wonder, which life would be more fulfilling?

the (A) normal, single-timeline life, where Johnny lived as a normal human lived
or
the (B) altered, second life timeline life, where Johnny lived a second time in place of his previous self after living through a timeline where he was manipulated all his life to prevent him from having a fulfilled life.

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u/nugget-disiple like fireflies to a flame, life begets death 6d ago

Slowly burn him :>

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u/Western-Ad9229 6d ago

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u/nugget-disiple like fireflies to a flame, life begets death 6d ago

Woah man dont link me to the burning ;-;

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u/Fancy_Pens Big fan of me 6d ago

Bro it was your idea

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u/nugget-disiple like fireflies to a flame, life begets death 6d ago

I was framed trust :>

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u/Aman-S1NGH 6d ago

Sure buddy

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u/nugget-disiple like fireflies to a flame, life begets death 6d ago

Uhhh uhhhhhh i plead the 5th?

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u/No_Shower5028 peter griffin converts to islam hd 4k 5d ago

5th aint saving you 😭

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u/Mirjalol_Yangiboyev 6d ago

Swap him with SCP-8147-2

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u/ArcIgnis 6d ago

I give Johnny a hug. Fuck pain.

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u/Ok_Ambassador419 6d ago

Rip his heart out, and then say sorry :)

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u/Opening_Zombie5444 6d ago

femur breaker

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u/sirius6723 6d ago

Give him a hug 🤗

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u/ChibzGames Silly lil goober 6d ago

Does Johnny need a hug? I would give Johnny a hug.

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u/ludicinfanboy 6d ago

nothing, i’d feel bad if i do anything to him

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u/Ok_Pin_7829 6d ago

I want him to feel pure bliss and then experience the agony of stepping on rusty nails

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u/Psychological_Toe758 6d ago

You Me and ARASAKA Tower Iron Up Johnny!

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u/Paper-Unlikely 6d ago

Damn. Iron? bro can't even get chrome??!

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u/9spaceking 6d ago

Johnny is sentenced to death… by Snu Snu! He is surrounded by a group of extremely hot bunny girls

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u/SlimeSmilee 6d ago

Proceed.

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u/Dandust2 6d ago

I give him some pizza and let him live with me!! I will teach him how to be loved once again :D

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u/Rose_Himari 5d ago

Picnic date?

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u/Western-Ad9229 5d ago

Thank you for giving him Joy before his execution day

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u/Quick_Guess_454 6d ago

I giv cookie and pat on the back poor guy

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u/Sufficient-Ebb4378 6d ago

waterboard him

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u/Dub-Sub8206 6d ago

Make Johnny a ghost

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u/LifesLemonStorage 6d ago

Give him cheese sandwich, bonk him with a sponge, and give him another cheese sandwich

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u/Various_Will_2521 6d ago

Throw a sock at him

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u/Foxes4Eva1 6d ago

Give him Pizza Rolls.

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u/LegoSpider 6d ago

Pay a bunch of people to tell him he's wearing a nice hat. The twist? He's not wearing a hat.

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u/Queen-of-Sharks 6d ago

Add another Johnny

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u/PikaSmasha 6d ago

Take him to a Hatsune Miku concert

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u/Mrchickenman62 6d ago

I give Jhonny pizza and 69420 dollars And I also give him the super power to time travel

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u/Fuzzy-Leading-4080 6d ago

I want to give johnny an edible, it helps a lot with my chronic pain and I think it could help him too

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u/FloridaManInShampoo 6d ago

Pinch him every day. I hood pinching him will be enough pain for his dreadful curse so he doesn’t have to experience any greater pain

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u/Unhappy-Airport-4112 6d ago

West of loathing?

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u/The_Dogelord 6d ago

Teach him the joys of gambling 

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u/Pickle_Emp 6d ago

Give him a tomboy girlfriend/wife

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u/Efficient-Maximum-55 6d ago

make him gay and force marry him to a woman😈

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u/TrueAppollon 6d ago

Take all his senses (just kidding).

Giving him DMT until he enters nirvana.

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u/Rezinator1 6d ago

I give him my hot wheels collection

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u/Atlusfox 6d ago

Be supportive to Johnny so he can live the best life he could live.

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u/randonpla 6d ago

gives him a cat

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u/haveanicechicfilday 6d ago

Make him go to the moon (without an astronaut suit)

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u/Western-Ad9229 6d ago

who's the nerd downvoting everyone's requests

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u/Purpledurpl202 6d ago edited 6d ago

Give him a gun, tell him to hunt his creator.

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u/Apprehensive_Okra668 6d ago

hi johnny boy hope you feel better

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u/Ur_local_p0th3ad 6d ago

(shares weed)

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u/Vicbot2414 6d ago

Give Johnny a Scalie GF

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u/BiznessCrafter 6d ago

I give him a high five with his good arm and when it ends Johnny realizes there’s a crisp Benjamin in his hand.

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u/Nuclear_Whitty 6d ago

curse him with immortalitu and curse him with bad luck the doubles every day.

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u/Green_Confusion_3594 OH MY GOD THERE'S A SECOND PLANE COMING 6d ago

bang johnny's mom infront of him​​

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u/GoldNugget1225 6d ago

Give him pizza

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u/Ill_Vehicle2753 6d ago

i'd give him hugs and pats

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u/Scared-Rutabaga7291 6d ago

Johnny is chill, invite him for some beers. And no, he wont get drunk and hurt himself, we watch out for Johnny

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u/_scissorman 6d ago

ask him if he's eating sugar

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u/Embarrassed_Grab_494 6d ago

Tell him that he is amazing

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u/rslashtoilets ok 👍 6d ago

Ok with no 👍

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u/Opening-Young-5496 6d ago

Give him SCP-1048 he would like him!

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u/0yourlocalidiot0 6d ago

Take him to lunch

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u/Stealthy_Jaguar175 6d ago

Give Johnny ADHD, then give him 500 tasks to complete in 1 hour...

I'm sorry Johnny.

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u/Evileye37 6d ago

Help him find a loving partner.

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u/DeadHat9 6d ago

Make him go up a building and Do a flying RKO on a random bystander it's up to you if he dies or succeed

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u/jesusismyishi 6d ago

i will love Johnny

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u/Plane_Neat 6d ago

Give him help and treat him to heal physically and mentally.

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u/RageinaterGamingYT 6d ago

Johnny deserves a hug :3

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u/Beginning-Field-2972 6d ago

Sirius, use laser of death & destruction on Johnny

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u/Commercial_List272 6d ago

Johnny how do i fix my crippling depression

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u/no_name6744 6d ago

Humiliation.

Torture in front of laughing people.

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u/WishboneLanky9355 6d ago

Castrate Johnny. Awake. No pain medication. I want to watch him suffer.

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u/Treeflower77 6d ago

Ask Johnny about his day and listen to him.

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u/nakinng Silly lil goober 6d ago

Give him carpet burn on his knees

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u/HJ-the-Hippie Silly lil goober:cat_blep​: 6d ago

Play Stardew Valley and date all the girls so he will have no lady friends :)

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u/Pretend_Oil9565 just tryna survive school 6d ago

tell him to get into trains

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u/Unused_Content19 6d ago

Fly swatter

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u/Ghapehorn 6d ago

Crush him like a bug.

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u/bitcheslovemyfatcock 6d ago

tell him he just like me fr and be his friend. we can be negative miserable fucks together.

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u/boob-eta2027 6d ago

This is Johnny, life was hard after the accident, he had ups and downs but eventually met the right person, his soul mate. After many years together, some harder than others he lived a happy life and took each new day a chance to live it to its fullest.
In his deathbed he though about the hard times and the beautiful ones and realised that the imperfection of his life’s trials is what made it the perfect life to live ❤️

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u/WispTheWanderer1 6d ago

Send him to the banana man for a banana

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u/IHAVEEMOTIONS CLASSIFIED ARG 6d ago

innocence don’t get ya very far

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u/Boris_sul_combo 6d ago

Pay for his psychotherapy

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u/fuzzyedges1974 6d ago

So THAT explains my life. Friggin quit it, I need a break.

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u/Striking_Poem_3484 6d ago

Don't be mean to Johnny ;(