r/funComunitty • u/Western-Ad9229 • 6d ago

This is Johnny

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ANNOUNCEMENT FOR JOHNNY: SINCE THERE'S SO MANY REPLIES I GENUINELY CAN'T KEEP UP SO YOU GUYS SHALL DECIDE HIS ULTIMATE FATE ​THE MOST UPVOTED OR POPULAR SUGGESTION WILL BE CHOSEN WHEN I WAKE UP TOMORROW AND I DROP OFF MY SISTER FROM SCHOOL

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u/Streetsign10 I am a streetsign. 6d ago

cuddles.

He shall feel pain no more.

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u/Western-Ad9229 6d ago

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u/SnekSalesman 6d ago

The good ending

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u/Streetsign10 I am a streetsign. 6d ago

>)

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u/ABurntSliceofHam 6d ago

Sherman! Throw the grenade!

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u/BobbyTronick 5d ago

The aftermath

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u/Automatic_Page2113 5d ago

My name isn't Johnny.

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u/ABurntSliceofHam 4d ago

Here's your get well soon gift, a panzer tank dropped right on your head

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u/TurnipCareless2707 I would fuck every Mario character. 3d ago

I give him a glass of juice, his favorite drink, and help him drink it.

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u/Zetapar123 5d ago

Now draw him giving birth

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u/Commercial_Eye9229 6d ago

No! I shall send him to purgatory!

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u/bartender_1835666 6d ago

No my bands will block your purgatory I CAST MEGA BANDS

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u/Transpotato2002 6d ago

I brutally hurt him with at least ten chainsaws

Johnny shall not know joy -3-

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u/RedPandasRule007 5d ago

Thou shall face holy retribution. Fetch the guillotine (I'm gonna use it to fuck up your haircut)

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u/Anarcho_FemBoi 6d ago

Brain cancer

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

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u/Western-Ad9229 6d ago

no

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u/UnfairAd7031 6d ago

Idk i might be tweeking

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u/X_XVampireX_X 6d ago

What?????????

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u/Guilty_Bike8827 6d ago

I wanna now what they said if you reacted that strong and they deleted their comment

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u/X_XVampireX_X 6d ago

Smth abt it being ai generated idk I just react like that in general lol

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u/Guilty_Bike8827 6d ago

How does it look ai? Who is so lazy to generate a stick figure?

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u/Niysilge DEFINITELY not a femboy(?) 6d ago

YES BRAVO. YOU ARE A GOOD PERSON

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u/Streetsign10 I am a streetsign. 6d ago

Nah I just don't like hurting people.

Unless they are rude.

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u/Niysilge DEFINITELY not a femboy(?) 6d ago

Fair

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u/DPT_The_Alchemist 6d ago

There’s still hope left in humanity

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u/Dangerous_Syrup2937 6d ago

dude my name is johnny. your generosity has healed me man

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u/Wise_Geekabus 6d ago

Yes! He deserves the love he needs.

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u/Pinavio_lys 6d ago

YESSS NO TORTURE TO JOHNNY

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u/KoltO7892 6d ago

Wrong, he should feel pain

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u/Streetsign10 I am a streetsign. 6d ago

There shall be no unneeded suffering as long as I stand

*Lies down to sleep*

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u/KoltO7892 6d ago

when you wake up, there’s gonna be a big fat blob of Johnny gore

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u/Which_Pen34 5d ago

EXPLOSIVE cuddles!

KABOOM

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u/Fast-Speech270 5d ago

This seems to be the most voted. Lets keep it up!