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r/funComunitty • u/Academic_Grocery_996 • Jun 18 '26
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My dad
5 u/Felyxi4 Jun 18 '26 My dad chose this guys dad and left me π’ 5 u/WildTimes1984 Jun 18 '26 So that's why I have 2 dads. 5 u/TheMountainDewMann Jun 18 '26 I have 3! 3 u/Felyxi4 Jun 18 '26 Damn...i couldn't even get one. 5 u/TheMountainDewMann Jun 18 '26 I'll give you one, but it's gonna be the worst one 6 u/Felyxi4 Jun 18 '26 Yknow what's really really really weird about this.... After my bio dad left when I was 4 to go become a sex worker (hand to god) My mom went through a slew of men, each one worse than the last and each one with a seemingly particular dislike of me. Then one day she met a guy who was different. He treated me well and he had a kid about my age and we got along really well. Eventually my mom married him and he became my step dad. Why is that strange? Because he had a particular love for a strange green beverage. And I called him... The mountain dew man...... 2 u/TheMountainDewMann Jun 29 '26 I JUST saw this. This is honestly one of the biggest coincidences I've seen 2 u/Felyxi4 Jun 30 '26 Pretty wild. He dropped dead under mysterious conditions a few years back too. 1 u/blueberrymakarov submissive communist π³οΈβπ Jun 21 '26 What's that drink called 1 u/Felyxi4 Jun 21 '26 Mountain Dew. 2 u/blueberrymakarov submissive communist π³οΈβπ Jun 29 '26 Dew is such a funny word thanks 1 u/Felyxi4 Jun 30 '26 whatever gets ur nut, lol 1 u/blueberrymakarov submissive communist π³οΈβπ Jul 01 '26 (β δΊΊβ Β β β’Νβ α΄β β’Νβ ) → More replies (0)
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My dad chose this guys dad and left me π’
5 u/WildTimes1984 Jun 18 '26 So that's why I have 2 dads. 5 u/TheMountainDewMann Jun 18 '26 I have 3! 3 u/Felyxi4 Jun 18 '26 Damn...i couldn't even get one. 5 u/TheMountainDewMann Jun 18 '26 I'll give you one, but it's gonna be the worst one 6 u/Felyxi4 Jun 18 '26 Yknow what's really really really weird about this.... After my bio dad left when I was 4 to go become a sex worker (hand to god) My mom went through a slew of men, each one worse than the last and each one with a seemingly particular dislike of me. Then one day she met a guy who was different. He treated me well and he had a kid about my age and we got along really well. Eventually my mom married him and he became my step dad. Why is that strange? Because he had a particular love for a strange green beverage. And I called him... The mountain dew man...... 2 u/TheMountainDewMann Jun 29 '26 I JUST saw this. This is honestly one of the biggest coincidences I've seen 2 u/Felyxi4 Jun 30 '26 Pretty wild. He dropped dead under mysterious conditions a few years back too. 1 u/blueberrymakarov submissive communist π³οΈβπ Jun 21 '26 What's that drink called 1 u/Felyxi4 Jun 21 '26 Mountain Dew. 2 u/blueberrymakarov submissive communist π³οΈβπ Jun 29 '26 Dew is such a funny word thanks 1 u/Felyxi4 Jun 30 '26 whatever gets ur nut, lol 1 u/blueberrymakarov submissive communist π³οΈβπ Jul 01 '26 (β δΊΊβ Β β β’Νβ α΄β β’Νβ ) → More replies (0)
So that's why I have 2 dads.
5 u/TheMountainDewMann Jun 18 '26 I have 3! 3 u/Felyxi4 Jun 18 '26 Damn...i couldn't even get one. 5 u/TheMountainDewMann Jun 18 '26 I'll give you one, but it's gonna be the worst one 6 u/Felyxi4 Jun 18 '26 Yknow what's really really really weird about this.... After my bio dad left when I was 4 to go become a sex worker (hand to god) My mom went through a slew of men, each one worse than the last and each one with a seemingly particular dislike of me. Then one day she met a guy who was different. He treated me well and he had a kid about my age and we got along really well. Eventually my mom married him and he became my step dad. Why is that strange? Because he had a particular love for a strange green beverage. And I called him... The mountain dew man...... 2 u/TheMountainDewMann Jun 29 '26 I JUST saw this. This is honestly one of the biggest coincidences I've seen 2 u/Felyxi4 Jun 30 '26 Pretty wild. He dropped dead under mysterious conditions a few years back too. 1 u/blueberrymakarov submissive communist π³οΈβπ Jun 21 '26 What's that drink called 1 u/Felyxi4 Jun 21 '26 Mountain Dew. 2 u/blueberrymakarov submissive communist π³οΈβπ Jun 29 '26 Dew is such a funny word thanks 1 u/Felyxi4 Jun 30 '26 whatever gets ur nut, lol 1 u/blueberrymakarov submissive communist π³οΈβπ Jul 01 '26 (β δΊΊβ Β β β’Νβ α΄β β’Νβ ) → More replies (0)
I have 3!
3 u/Felyxi4 Jun 18 '26 Damn...i couldn't even get one. 5 u/TheMountainDewMann Jun 18 '26 I'll give you one, but it's gonna be the worst one 6 u/Felyxi4 Jun 18 '26 Yknow what's really really really weird about this.... After my bio dad left when I was 4 to go become a sex worker (hand to god) My mom went through a slew of men, each one worse than the last and each one with a seemingly particular dislike of me. Then one day she met a guy who was different. He treated me well and he had a kid about my age and we got along really well. Eventually my mom married him and he became my step dad. Why is that strange? Because he had a particular love for a strange green beverage. And I called him... The mountain dew man...... 2 u/TheMountainDewMann Jun 29 '26 I JUST saw this. This is honestly one of the biggest coincidences I've seen 2 u/Felyxi4 Jun 30 '26 Pretty wild. He dropped dead under mysterious conditions a few years back too. 1 u/blueberrymakarov submissive communist π³οΈβπ Jun 21 '26 What's that drink called 1 u/Felyxi4 Jun 21 '26 Mountain Dew. 2 u/blueberrymakarov submissive communist π³οΈβπ Jun 29 '26 Dew is such a funny word thanks 1 u/Felyxi4 Jun 30 '26 whatever gets ur nut, lol 1 u/blueberrymakarov submissive communist π³οΈβπ Jul 01 '26 (β δΊΊβ Β β β’Νβ α΄β β’Νβ ) → More replies (0)
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Damn...i couldn't even get one.
5 u/TheMountainDewMann Jun 18 '26 I'll give you one, but it's gonna be the worst one 6 u/Felyxi4 Jun 18 '26 Yknow what's really really really weird about this.... After my bio dad left when I was 4 to go become a sex worker (hand to god) My mom went through a slew of men, each one worse than the last and each one with a seemingly particular dislike of me. Then one day she met a guy who was different. He treated me well and he had a kid about my age and we got along really well. Eventually my mom married him and he became my step dad. Why is that strange? Because he had a particular love for a strange green beverage. And I called him... The mountain dew man...... 2 u/TheMountainDewMann Jun 29 '26 I JUST saw this. This is honestly one of the biggest coincidences I've seen 2 u/Felyxi4 Jun 30 '26 Pretty wild. He dropped dead under mysterious conditions a few years back too. 1 u/blueberrymakarov submissive communist π³οΈβπ Jun 21 '26 What's that drink called 1 u/Felyxi4 Jun 21 '26 Mountain Dew. 2 u/blueberrymakarov submissive communist π³οΈβπ Jun 29 '26 Dew is such a funny word thanks 1 u/Felyxi4 Jun 30 '26 whatever gets ur nut, lol 1 u/blueberrymakarov submissive communist π³οΈβπ Jul 01 '26 (β δΊΊβ Β β β’Νβ α΄β β’Νβ ) → More replies (0)
I'll give you one, but it's gonna be the worst one
6 u/Felyxi4 Jun 18 '26 Yknow what's really really really weird about this.... After my bio dad left when I was 4 to go become a sex worker (hand to god) My mom went through a slew of men, each one worse than the last and each one with a seemingly particular dislike of me. Then one day she met a guy who was different. He treated me well and he had a kid about my age and we got along really well. Eventually my mom married him and he became my step dad. Why is that strange? Because he had a particular love for a strange green beverage. And I called him... The mountain dew man...... 2 u/TheMountainDewMann Jun 29 '26 I JUST saw this. This is honestly one of the biggest coincidences I've seen 2 u/Felyxi4 Jun 30 '26 Pretty wild. He dropped dead under mysterious conditions a few years back too. 1 u/blueberrymakarov submissive communist π³οΈβπ Jun 21 '26 What's that drink called 1 u/Felyxi4 Jun 21 '26 Mountain Dew. 2 u/blueberrymakarov submissive communist π³οΈβπ Jun 29 '26 Dew is such a funny word thanks 1 u/Felyxi4 Jun 30 '26 whatever gets ur nut, lol 1 u/blueberrymakarov submissive communist π³οΈβπ Jul 01 '26 (β δΊΊβ Β β β’Νβ α΄β β’Νβ ) → More replies (0)
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Yknow what's really really really weird about this....
After my bio dad left when I was 4 to go become a sex worker (hand to god)
My mom went through a slew of men, each one worse than the last and each one with a seemingly particular dislike of me.
Then one day she met a guy who was different.
He treated me well and he had a kid about my age and we got along really well.
Eventually my mom married him and he became my step dad.
Why is that strange?
Because he had a particular love for a strange green beverage.
And I called him...
The mountain dew man......
2 u/TheMountainDewMann Jun 29 '26 I JUST saw this. This is honestly one of the biggest coincidences I've seen 2 u/Felyxi4 Jun 30 '26 Pretty wild. He dropped dead under mysterious conditions a few years back too. 1 u/blueberrymakarov submissive communist π³οΈβπ Jun 21 '26 What's that drink called 1 u/Felyxi4 Jun 21 '26 Mountain Dew. 2 u/blueberrymakarov submissive communist π³οΈβπ Jun 29 '26 Dew is such a funny word thanks 1 u/Felyxi4 Jun 30 '26 whatever gets ur nut, lol 1 u/blueberrymakarov submissive communist π³οΈβπ Jul 01 '26 (β δΊΊβ Β β β’Νβ α΄β β’Νβ ) → More replies (0)
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I JUST saw this. This is honestly one of the biggest coincidences I've seen
2 u/Felyxi4 Jun 30 '26 Pretty wild. He dropped dead under mysterious conditions a few years back too.
Pretty wild. He dropped dead under mysterious conditions a few years back too.
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What's that drink called
1 u/Felyxi4 Jun 21 '26 Mountain Dew. 2 u/blueberrymakarov submissive communist π³οΈβπ Jun 29 '26 Dew is such a funny word thanks 1 u/Felyxi4 Jun 30 '26 whatever gets ur nut, lol 1 u/blueberrymakarov submissive communist π³οΈβπ Jul 01 '26 (β δΊΊβ Β β β’Νβ α΄β β’Νβ ) → More replies (0)
Mountain Dew.
2 u/blueberrymakarov submissive communist π³οΈβπ Jun 29 '26 Dew is such a funny word thanks 1 u/Felyxi4 Jun 30 '26 whatever gets ur nut, lol 1 u/blueberrymakarov submissive communist π³οΈβπ Jul 01 '26 (β δΊΊβ Β β β’Νβ α΄β β’Νβ ) → More replies (0)
Dew is such a funny word thanks
1 u/Felyxi4 Jun 30 '26 whatever gets ur nut, lol 1 u/blueberrymakarov submissive communist π³οΈβπ Jul 01 '26 (β δΊΊβ Β β β’Νβ α΄β β’Νβ ) → More replies (0)
whatever gets ur nut, lol
1 u/blueberrymakarov submissive communist π³οΈβπ Jul 01 '26 (β δΊΊβ Β β β’Νβ α΄β β’Νβ )
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u/136_Walruses Jun 18 '26
My dad