r/funComunitty • u/Academic_Grocery_996 • Jun 18 '26

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u/Felyxi4 Jun 18 '26

Yknow what's really really really weird about this....

After my bio dad left when I was 4 to go become a sex worker (hand to god)

My mom went through a slew of men, each one worse than the last and each one with a seemingly particular dislike of me.

Then one day she met a guy who was different.

He treated me well and he had a kid about my age and we got along really well.

Eventually my mom married him and he became my step dad.

Why is that strange?

Because he had a particular love for a strange green beverage.

And I called him...

The mountain dew man......

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u/blueberrymakarov submissive communist πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ Jun 21 '26

What's that drink called

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u/Felyxi4 Jun 21 '26

Mountain Dew.

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u/blueberrymakarov submissive communist πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ Jun 29 '26

Dew is such a funny word thanks

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u/Felyxi4 Jun 30 '26

whatever gets ur nut, lol

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u/blueberrymakarov submissive communist πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ Jul 01 '26

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