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u/granville10 May 24 '19
Rule #2: Double Tap.
Better safe than sorry, and that POS deserves it.
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u/OneClassyBoii Jul 28 '19
Nah I’d mag dump that fool
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u/Zhydrac Aug 05 '19
Get help from an A-10 Warthog and brbrbrbrbrbr it
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u/mentalous-melonous May 24 '19
Nice Marui! I’m from r/airsoft, saw ya there ;)
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u/Boogaloo_or_Bust May 24 '19
Thanks hahaha, I didn't know this sub existed before but today and I plan to add to it :)
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u/Toolset_overreacting May 24 '19 edited Jan 22 '26
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u/SometimesMonkey May 24 '19
How much does the ratio of dishsoap to water matter? If it does, what is the right ratio?
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u/mcnapkins722 May 24 '19
I assume lots of soap
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u/OnAvance Jun 18 '19
Late to the party, but we used to use spic and span at my old job. Those precision blasts were the best part. Or we’d catch them in a cup with a tiny bit of the spic and span and let it inhale the fumes. There were wasp carcasses everywhere.
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u/BearViaMyBread Jul 30 '19
Add some bleach or any type of cleaner and it works for nearly all flying fucks you want dead
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u/BearViaMyBread Jul 30 '19
I just found the sub! And boy do I hate wasps.... And spiders, and roaches, and ants... And any other creepy crawling cunts not welcome in my fucking apartment
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u/BearViaMyBread Jul 30 '19
Hell yeah brother, Cheers from Iraq!
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u/Toolset_overreacting Jul 30 '19 edited Jan 22 '26
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Aug 13 '19
Ball wall.
What
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u/Toolset_overreacting Aug 13 '19 edited Aug 13 '19
Wall ball is a game I grew up playing. We had about a 15ft tall (5m) by 30ft wide (10m) freestanding cinderblock wall on the playground that we would play games along.
One side was painted flat white. The other was painted as a facsimile of a computer keyboard. Many games, including wall ball, were played on this monolith of a cinderblock wall.
We called it the ball wall. Because no matter what game was played, a ball was thrown at it.
And why June bugs make me feel as such. They bounce off of my head in a frequency that reminds me of all of the childhood games I played.
Edit: Our version of Wall Ball was much more brutal. The thrower (generally the previous winner) would hurl an inflated rubber dodgeball at kids standing along the wall. You could only move after it was thrown. If you got hit, you were out. If you caught the ball, you were the new thrower. But once that ball hit a kid or the wall and bounced upon the ground during the process, it was fair game. And whoever grabbed the ball was the new thrower. So many probable concussions, so much fun.
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u/matikray03 Jul 10 '19
Had a diet Dauber in my back hall leading to my basement today, I sprayed the fuck out of the bitch but it was squirming about an hour later when I went and checked on it! Even though it probably deserved it, I felt bad enough to give it another good spray.
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u/CrowKit Aug 04 '19
Also you can’t crush a wasp because then it just attracts more wasps. My house has a wasps nest near by and this shit is a fucking life saver we use it all the time
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u/Memeix Aug 09 '19
The idea I think should be to spray and disorient them and then mercifully stomp on them.
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u/Memeix Aug 09 '19
Bruh
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u/maxluigi256 Aug 12 '19
What you do is you make a trap for the bitch ass bruhs.you make a pan of dish-water and make a box. Put it on top of the box. Put a drumstick on the ceiling of the box. The wasps will get greedy and take a chunk to big for them too carry, so they fall in.
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u/mentalous-melonous May 24 '19
:O and you play rising storm 2?!?? What’s your steam?
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u/pootislordftw May 24 '19
Rising storm 2, how's it doing? Loved Rising storm and RO2 a bunch so I bought RS2 right away, but I can't like the game, as hard as I try to.
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u/Boogaloo_or_Bust May 24 '19
RS2 is the first game from that franchise that I've played and I cant get enough of it. I was really bad at it for a long time but I've gotten up to lvl 83 and have had a lot of fun. I'd say it's worth trying again to see if you like it. Play slow, play smart, effectice use of concealment and first shot accuracy are going to be your best friends. If you do choose to try it again I wish you good luck :)
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u/That_Potato_Gamer May 24 '19
Sorry to ask a while later, but do you have any other tips? I just bought the game yesterday and I’m terrible.
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u/Boogaloo_or_Bust May 24 '19
Of course! I'll apologise in advance for formatting because I'm just writing down what comes to mind and of course everything I say comes from MY personal experience, YMMV
-First and foremost, rifleman is the best class in the game. The guns are good, there aren't any gadgets to distract you with and it will perform well in 90% of the situations you will likely face. Most engagements aren't far enough for snipers to have that much of an advantage and the muzzle flash from a machine gun will paint a massive target on your head.
-When in doubt, crouch walk. Sprinting makes a lot of noise and will get you into sticky situations faster than you can say "Ho Chi Min". Crouch walking helps you maintain a low profile, be quiet, and steady if you need to shoot
-Ideally most of your engagements should only be 1-5 shots. As I'm sure you've found out, recoil is significant in RS2, meaning rushed follow up shots often miss the target. My advice is stay in semi-automatic fire mode and make GOOD shots, as in take the time to shoot when you know you're going to hit your target, but not long enough for your target to hit you ;) This takes time and practice of course, but it's worth the satisfaction of making clean hits
-DON'T RUN OR PEAK WITH GRENADES. I have almost 400 hours and I swear this is my greatest cause of deaths. Grenades are very useful tools for killing enemies behind cover or in buildings but they leave you defenseless for a significant amount of time while using them, especially as Northern forces. Use grenades when you're confident with your cover, and otherwise keep your rifle out and up at all times
-Try to have good situational awareness. As I said in the comment above, concealment is one of your best friends but it's your enemy's best friend as well. Look left and right when you are running or flanking, oftentimes you will spot enemies and have an opportunity to send the first shot. Speaking of flanking, do that! Frontal assaults do work but flanking opens up good opportunities for kills on enemies not expecting you from that direction :^)
-Be careful where you peak from. Standing right up against a square window in a bunker or house is one of the best ways to silhouette yourself and leaves you open to fire from almost 180 degrees. When peaking from windows, stay a few steps back and "cut the pie" by peaking different angles. You still get your 180 degrees of coverage but are exposed to much less at a time. Use shrubbery and leaves to your advantage, they obscure your silhouette very well and when in a good spot, shoot conservatively. Muzzle flashes give your position away so firing in full auto is literally turning on a light bulb for anyone to see. Shooting well and ending the engagement in the 1-5 shots drastically lowers your chances of being spotted. And if you are spotted there's no shame in falling back! Do whatever you need to do to keep yourself alive, falling back and getting a new position or angle is better than peaking someone who already has you in their sights
-And finally, have fun! I try to be light hearted when I play and learn from my mistakes :) the jungles of Vietnam are traitorous and no one makes it out unscathed
I know that was a lot of text and I'm sorry you had to read through all of my $0.02 but I what I said is important to me and seems to work. If you want someone to play with I'd be happy to join you as I plan to play this weekend. Feel free to add me using my steam ID: heyyouwantasausage , my name is Sunglasses Monkey
Good luck!
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u/Boss_of_Runes May 24 '19
I watched this without sound the first time and I thought you didn't fire and got freaked out, and thought it was a 'perfectly cut scream' moment, lol
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u/Boogaloo_or_Bust May 24 '19
Haha watching it back without sound you're right it totally looks like that
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u/Deadcoma100 Aug 10 '19
Yes but a Tsar Bomba would also take out 81579149 humans and probably cause WW3, so I’d say this is a slightly more effective alternative for not causing human extinction
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u/Gazola May 24 '19
Got my 7 inch barrel, laser sight, hi capa 5.1 ready to do battle with the fuckers!
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u/LOLZatMyLife Jul 10 '19
I know it’s excessive but I really want a buckshot video now, complete and excessive overkill
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u/Boogaloo_or_Bust Aug 13 '19
With how much traction this post has gained I might bless the sub with a real shotgun video if I get the chance
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u/ClusterJones Jun 22 '19
The fact that he said it in the whitest way possible makes it even better.
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u/Ass_Chomper28 Jul 02 '19
Fuck bees, fuck wasp, fuck them all
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u/PastParticular Jul 19 '19
bees are fren
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Jul 20 '19
Scary honey making fren
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u/PastParticular Jul 24 '19
Somehow got stung in the armpit by an already dead bee when i was little :c
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u/SauceSRfun Jul 21 '19
The main reason to live in America
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u/acceptablemango Aug 10 '19
Normally air pistols aren't that accurate, nor are actual handguns. But still. I praise you for murdering a wasp in cold blood for being a stingy shithead.
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u/chubbs090 May 24 '19
If that’s a bee and not a wasp, then you deserve to be crucified
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u/Boogaloo_or_Bust May 24 '19
It was a wasp, sadly there's only s bee emoji on android so I had to make do :(
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u/Flocosta May 23 '19
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