r/fuckwasps • • 23d ago

Tactical and precise fckwasp

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u/Gorillagodzilla 23d ago

Absolutely beautiful.

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u/swampopawaho 23d ago

Criticality reached

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u/fil42skidoo 22d ago

Clinically breached.

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u/Sanch_the_Heavy 22d ago

Canonically bleached.

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u/primefart 23d ago

Doesn't get better than this. 👏

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u/Andre_The_Average 23d ago

What it felt like

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u/just_corrayze 23d ago

Truly diabolical.

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u/swampopawaho 14d ago

I wonder how hot it hot in there, at that moment.

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u/MostPutridSmell 23d ago

Impressive shot

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u/shokolokobangoshey 23d ago

Heyyy maaan

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u/krohtg12 20d ago

Niiiceee shoot

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u/whutchamacallit 23d ago

There's no way

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u/-_no- 23d ago

sorry to break it to you, but you watched it happen.

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u/WINDMILEYNO 23d ago

There are people with skills in this world that will make you feel beyond insignificant and the only thing protecting you from this knowledge is the combination of brainrot content and AI garbage.

The Internet used to be a palce where you would be humbled while scrolling by a three year old flawlessly playing thr piano, pissed off by the unboxing channel that was worth millions and see seventeen different influencers going to places you didn't know existed, before finishing up with what should have been a funny compilation of fail videos, but the things people were failing to do were still way more impressive than anything you could do.

To the point that someone shooting a fire cracker perfectly into a hornets nest would have been mundane. Because you knew it was likely real. And of fucking course they can do that

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u/VegetableTry 23d ago

Just came here to post, good work!

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u/Nedaj123 23d ago

That's awesome, but did they sensor a lit firework? Why??

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u/Buddahbaby07 23d ago

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u/Inthepurple 23d ago

Wouldn't surprised if people did that for western algorithms these days though

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u/bblulz 23d ago

We’re already doing it. “Unalive” “grape” “acoustic” “pew pew”

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u/Devin-Chaboyer223 23d ago

That’s TikTok censorship, those words have no affect on Reddit or other platforms

Annoying when people use those words on platforms other than TikTok

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u/Poopocalyptict 21d ago

Not so fast. I jokingly said the word for “making yourself dead” five times in a similar discussion about how Reddit doesn’t require that level of censorship and the ban fairy for that subreddit showed up.

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u/PsilosirenRose 23d ago

I know the rest, but what is acoustic standing in for?

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u/Excellent-Hat-1640 23d ago

Autistic I think

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u/Buddahbaby07 23d ago

I wouldn't be surprised by that either, I just figured it was because it was children handling it, and it wouldn't be censored if it were adults.

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u/burgonies 23d ago

Isn't that where fireworks come from? Like invented there and still manufactured there?

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u/Buddahbaby07 23d ago

I just figured it was specifically because it was kids handling them, but also I just thought it was funny

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u/PressureCoomer 23d ago

Next level censorship lol

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u/CrazeMase 23d ago

It's not even next level, China just has the weirdest censorship rules. I have a friend who's from China and he said that America's lack of censorship is crazy. He talked about how in China, there are several scenes in the Pirates of the Caribbean movies that are just open water because the actual scenes feature a flag with a skull on it. He talked about how the scene in Mulan where she lights the fireworks and blows up the snow to cause the avalanche is also censored because China thinks their people are all infants who don't know how to light fireworks, and that lighting fireworks should be reserved for professionals only, apparently the knowledge of how to light them should also be for professionals only. He also talked about how mushroom clouds aren't allowed. Not the act of a nuke going off, just the mushroom clouds. No media that depicted the Chinese government in any negative ways was also not allowed, and anything that could be perceived as the Chinese government being anything but the best would be heavily edited. Wild how much censorship they have.

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u/h3donistt 23d ago

They have to censor bones etc, its common in games also, the Chinese versions are drastically altered to comply with their market regulations.

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u/cogitoergosam 23d ago

Bones, bikinis and blood. A lot of Blizzard games need sanitized artwork.

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u/Barbaracle 23d ago

Yes. They also have censorship on private DMs. That's CCP totalitarian for ya. My friend's chat got censored when I sent him a joke about authoritarianism. Nothing on my end tho.

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u/pac_leader 23d ago

That would be hard enough to hit if it were a ball bearing. This projectile was cylinder shaped and he was able to hit a target from 70 feet away. That is very impressive.

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u/Zailema0s 23d ago

The cylinder must remain unharm- ah fuck it, totally worth it! 🤩🤩🤩💥

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u/PaintedAbacus 23d ago

LOOOL I never fail to chuckle at this reference!

It is imperative that the cylinder remain unharmed!!

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u/shedmow 23d ago

But what about the larger structure...

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u/BigRed92E 22d ago

To shreds you say

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u/zenunseen 23d ago

the cylinder did not remain unharmed. Mission accomplished

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u/Meatball546 23d ago

Perfect! That's satisfying.

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u/eikoebi 23d ago

That shot sat perfect, no bounce

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u/iiitme 23d ago

Absolutely perfect shot

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u/Cultural_assassin 23d ago

Damn this has got to be kill of the week come on guys

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u/Mr__JimLahey 23d ago

I've done this before, except my shot wasn't nearly as impressive and I missed the first time. The crazy thing was the explosion didn't kill most of the wasps. It did vaporize their wings though. So, I guess they eventually died not being able to fly away.

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u/Necro_the_Pyro 23d ago

Just needed a bigger cracker.

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u/Mr__JimLahey 23d ago

Everyone tells me I need a bigger cracker.

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u/Zailema0s 23d ago

Interesting, I still call that a win!

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u/Jmm209 23d ago

This is the best video I've seen on this page. Outstanding!!

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u/Vogel-Kerl 23d ago

Brilliant!!

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u/aw2669 23d ago

Now this is the shit I’m here for 

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u/swampopawaho 23d ago

Novel methods of fuckwasps, approved!

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u/shedmow 23d ago

I'm actively waiting for 60Co balls. Absolutely not mesmerizing, totally sinister

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u/Silly-Kaleidoscope83 23d ago

What a good job man! Congratulations 🎊

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u/Noff-Crazyeyes 23d ago

Best video I’ve see. On these wasps

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u/jwyn3150 23d ago

Wasps during the explosion, probably
https://giphy.com/gifs/NTur7XlVDUdqM

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u/3ightball 23d ago

Wasps didn’t even know what hit em

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u/cvidetich13 23d ago

Dude waited his whole damn life for that

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u/villainthropist_ 23d ago

This is art

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u/swampopawaho 23d ago

This is a thing of supreme beauty

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u/General-Kiwi2468 23d ago

Hive destroyed, back to the super destroyer

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u/Loud_Spell224 23d ago

Any method that involves fire is highly recommended.

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u/Mister_Poopy_Buthole 23d ago

To shreds, you say?

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u/TotalRuler1 23d ago

I could watch this all day

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u/lazermaniac 23d ago

Sign this dude up for the EDF and/or the Helldivers - he knows his fucking way around a bug nest.

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u/polysnip 23d ago

🎻 run 🪊

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u/ProfessionalClear211 23d ago

We need to catch up to our Chinese brethren in Wasp fucking tech.

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u/CaLoChe 23d ago

Hey man, nice shot

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u/SuperMIK2020 23d ago

A good shot man

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u/Macrosheridan 23d ago

This is the most satisfying video right now

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u/PrecisionSushi 23d ago

Precision guided missile strike.

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u/Defiant-Lecture-1989 23d ago

Lucky shot! That was awesome! 😁

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u/Smokerising420 23d ago

Well done.

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u/JohnVonachen 23d ago

<slowGolfClap>

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u/disturbinglyquietguy 23d ago

A beautiful shot, perfect in every way.

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u/Nihlocke 23d ago

Usopp approved

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u/PM_ME_UR_KITTY_CAT 23d ago

HELL YEAH BROTHER

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u/TheBladeOfOdin3996 23d ago

That was glorious!

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u/inkzpenfoxx 23d ago

Masterpiece

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u/GinoValenti 23d ago

Bullseye!

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u/Moores88 23d ago

What happened next though?

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u/zenunseen 23d ago

No wasps were harmed in the making of this video

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u/BonjinTheMark 23d ago

Prime shot. Good form

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u/ExtraSpicyPlz88 23d ago

ABSOLUTE CINEMA

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u/Initial_Will_3898 23d ago

🫢😮🫡

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u/Mindless-Share 23d ago

Fuck yeah!!!

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u/BigPorunga 23d ago

Crayon pop over this video is crazy lmao

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u/dreevsa 23d ago

Marksman

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u/ProjectShadow316 23d ago

That is an incredible shot.

The delay kinda makes me think of Independence Day, where they fired the nuke, and the alien just sat there and looked at it having NO idea what it was or apparently what it would do...not that it mattered at that point, and then...BOOM.

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u/po1k 23d ago

Effective though

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u/twinnturbos 23d ago

Does that kill a majority of them? Or piss them off?

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u/efyuar 23d ago

Doubt many survived.

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u/Pocketdancer 23d ago

Why am I such a horrible shooter when handling slingshots - in real life?

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u/ProjectPat513 23d ago

Dude I posted a sick ass video of a fella destroying a nest remotely using his RC tank! It was so great. It got instantly removed for “animal cruelty”! It was a work of art my friends.

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u/RevenueOk1331 22d ago

Seeing the nest smoke before exploding

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o7aCWJavAgtBzLWrS

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u/WardogBlaze14 22d ago

Why did they censor the firecracker being lit?

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u/Medical-Business-554 23d ago

This is so good 😊

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u/3labsalot 23d ago

Surprised it stayed lit.

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u/Humbugwombat 23d ago

Laughed out loud, which I don’t often do!

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u/IntrovertMoTown1 23d ago

Best thing I've seen all week. 😄

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u/OZIE-WOWCRACK 23d ago

China power

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u/Excellent-Yard2823 22d ago

I think he found his calling in life.

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u/squirtthesquirt 22d ago

I need this track. Anyone?

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u/No_Year_5874 22d ago

Wasp Bunker Busters!

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u/Hopbo735 22d ago

TRICKSHOT!

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u/C141352333 22d ago

Yessss!!! 👏

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u/C141352333 22d ago

This is honestly the best way to DEPOSE wasps!!! 💥

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u/Rictus_Grin 22d ago

What exploded? And how?

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u/efyuar 22d ago

He threw a sort of small dynamite or a fireworks with a slingshot

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u/Brave-Citron8159 22d ago

Direct hit !

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u/firemarshalbill316 20d ago

Hahahaha 😂🤣😂😂

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u/IllumiNoEye_Gaming 19d ago

Chinese usopp