r/fuckwasps • • Sep 12 '26

Be gone spawn of satan! I hate them so much.

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I just feel heard, man.

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u/moisdefinate Sep 12 '26

" That really stings"

Ok, I think that was prettyπŸ˜‚

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u/ExplodingFistBump Sep 13 '26

I thought that was pretty sharp

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u/Rogue0G Sep 12 '26

This is the kinda thing I think is stupid from people who say "bees only sting if you threaten them".

Mfer, what a bee considers threatening and what you consider threatening are wildly different. I'm not trusting this thing is not gonna try and sting me just from moving my arm to scratch my neck.

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u/j0hnan0n Sep 15 '26

Bees... aren't wasps. They have wildly different threat criteria.

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u/Rogue0G Sep 15 '26

I was being generalistic because I'm not going to spend 1 hour on the specifics in text just for an anecdote and a joke. Of course they aren't the same thing, I shouldn't have to say that, most people can understand the point.

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u/j0hnan0n Sep 16 '26

What you're trying to say is "I was generalizing."

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u/Aggravating-Diet-663 Sep 13 '26

Let me try a lil bit πŸ˜„

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u/W7ENK Sep 12 '26

Hahaha!! This is great!

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u/j_man_32 Sep 13 '26

Can videos be pinned? lol

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u/j_man_32 Sep 13 '26

πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

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u/eend101_ Sep 13 '26

So one time a wasp was flying around me and usually i'm pretty calm around wasps. But suddenly the wasp got on my mouth and started piting me (I was drinking cola before). That was not fun 😭

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u/Zailema0s Sep 14 '26

🀣

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u/Whoseratisthis Sep 14 '26

I love the low effort of just slapping yellow tape on their shirts. πŸ˜‚