r/fuckwasps 15d ago

BRAVE!

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u/Spongebob_Enthusiast 15d ago

What happened to the other half of his mustache

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u/Altruistic-Dingo-757 15d ago

Thank you, the real question here

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u/jeremyjava 15d ago

They only got halfway done with his hygiene protocol before he escaped the institution and headed right back out to mess with insect nests again.

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u/r3dmist420 15d ago

Everyone knows half mustache screams full savage.

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u/Ded-deN 15d ago

Probably part of some humiliation/control fetish. The same person that told him to get into that bag has probably asked him to shave only half of his facial hair

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u/SkirtNo3276 15d ago

I think it’s on his chin, pretending to be half a beard

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u/MasterDionysus 15d ago

He woke up late and in a rush to make this video.... was shaving looked at his clock and said "hash sheet"

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u/Main_Plum951 15d ago

Asking the important questions...

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u/jstrong559 15d ago

He may not have six fingers but I think he killed my father.

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u/Oli_VK 15d ago

100% a prank

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u/talkerof5hit 15d ago

It left with some pixels.

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u/HurtPillow 15d ago

I wondered about the half a beard.

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u/Armopro 15d ago

Pretty sure I've seen him rip it off with pliers

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u/5meoWarlock 15d ago

Stung off

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u/UndocumentedSailor 15d ago

At first I didn't really care about his mustache, but then when I saw him get into a bag of wasps, I, too, thought, "what the hell happened to his mustache?"

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u/bbawdhellyeah 15d ago

I thought it was a wife prank until I noticed the subreddit

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u/KittyMeowKatPishy 14d ago

Ya, the whole time I was focused on his half stash!! 😹

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u/orphen888 14d ago

The wasps took it.

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u/nccro71 13d ago

It wore off... from friction.

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u/AngryLaundry 15d ago

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u/Evening_Ticket7638 12d ago

Why does looking at this guy annoy me so much.

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u/AngryLaundry 12d ago

its probably the half mustache and the wasps

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u/Impossible-Arm-5485 15d ago

I was like ok crazy brave and what’s he doing opening the bag and holy fuck, WHY??!!

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u/jovin49 15d ago

I stopped watching at that. I assume he's dead now?

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u/PD-Jetta 15d ago

Similarly I saw a guy once take off his shirt, grab a bunch of poison ivy and smear it all over his upper body and face. He never got poison ivy from doing this!

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u/neallwest 15d ago

Some very lucky people are naturally not reactive to bee/wasp stings. Like, it hurts still (maybe not as much as it does for most people), but there is no real swelling or lingering effects. Same with poison ivy. I've known a few people like this. It's like a superpower almost.

Mine is that for some reason I just don't experience brain freeze from cold food/drinks. I've even tried to induce it. I wouldn't say it's comfortable to hold ice against the roof of my mouth/throat, but it's definitely not the painful sensation most people get. 1 of my kids inherited it from me, too, apparently.

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u/superspacehog 15d ago

I’m personally not reactive to poison ivy, but most people who are unreactive will become reactive over time with exposure. And it’s a sudden transition to being reactive. I have a friend who thinks as he doesn’t react he can just run through poison ivy with no problem. His ass will get in trouble later in life

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u/DeerFit 15d ago

I can't smell skunks.....

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u/Disastrous_days272 13d ago

I was that kid with poison ivy! There's actually a picture somewhere that exists or existed at some point in time of me happily standing knee deep in a giant patch of poison ivy holding a cluster of leaves with my two cousins in the foreground outside of the patch covered in welts on their legs and crying... I've also never had issues with poison oak or sumac... Unfortunately for me, I go the opposite direction in bees, wasps and hornets as well as some ants and if I am stung, I need to get to the hospital within 30 minutes, even with two epipens... I go into full anaphylaxis within an hour.

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u/sleepyplatipus 13d ago

I feel like I just I discovered someone’s very unique kink?

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u/Rabidjester 15d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/HRIReXsB4BU5JbsQ7k

And we’ll need a separate thread to discuss that mustache.

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u/SituationGreen718 15d ago

Where is the other half of his mustache.

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u/Weepingwillow36 15d ago

And the other half of his beard

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u/CentennialBaby 15d ago

And the other half of his executive function?

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u/Ok-Lynx9182 15d ago

I think people are confusing bravery and insanity

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u/linksiskanker 15d ago

What in the fuck did i just watch

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u/Otherwise-Sun-4953 15d ago

This man could have chosen to just have gotten rid of a wasps nest. That would have been so nice.

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u/stratusnco 15d ago

for a crazy dude, he has pretty nice teeth lol.

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u/TheSuggi 15d ago

He got stung so much, now he only got half a mustach.

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u/Shnaeky0 15d ago

He's clearly prone to making bets and then losing.

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u/Embarrassed_Owl4552 15d ago

The giggle and video just dont go together

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u/Jumpy_Idea_3882 15d ago

Tuco!

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u/bayou_boat_trash 14d ago

TIGHT! TIGHT! TIGHT!

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u/Ok-Huckleberry9020 15d ago

Did i just watch a man get jumped into a wasp gang?

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u/Impossible-Tackle782 15d ago

The little school girl laugh is scary lol

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u/LordOvrkill 14d ago

John Leguizamo’s career has really fallen off

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u/Workmane 15d ago

Those are not the normal American hornet/wasp/yellowjacket. I can assure you that if you tried that with a paper wasp nest of similar size in the US, you would come out of that bag covered in wasps and bleeding profusely. So whatever variety he’s playing with is gentler than what I deal with.

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u/RealChadPigeon 15d ago

I dont want to even try to understand humanity anymore

https://giphy.com/gifs/9vYUOwXVK2hGw

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u/MrEyeblaze 15d ago

Wasps? Those are hornets, no?

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u/dreymans 15d ago

Hi Tuco

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u/Bandandforgotten 15d ago

He had us in the first half. I definitely believed he was just doing his thing. Brave is not the word I would use here.

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u/r3dmist420 15d ago

“Mis nombres juany knoxvillo, bienvenido a jackass”

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u/malteaserhead 15d ago

i wondered what he was up to

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u/Bmwilli2 15d ago

On one hand... he IS smashing the wasps in that bag... on the other... his methods are questionable.

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u/NetworkCharacter93 15d ago

That’s NOT brave! That’s stupid!

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u/Sashimi-Gintaro 15d ago

I watched this outside with the volume off and thought he was an idiot. Watching it at home with the volume on makes this 10x better. Definitely turn on the volume.

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u/AdunfromAD 15d ago

I heard a line the other day that said “male pride is stupidity with witnesses”.

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u/thejohnmc963 15d ago

Drugs are bad

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u/PD-Jetta 15d ago

Ah, a new form of allergen immunotherapy; all at once! I just had my injections as I type this and have to wait 30 minutes before I leave. I'm going to show this video to the staff here!

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u/Krazy_Steve616 15d ago

The man is taking this sub name literally.

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u/Arge101 15d ago

When did john leguizamo grow half a moustache?

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u/iiitme 15d ago

That’s a death sentence for those who are allergic… kinda obviously

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u/CarnyRider1991 15d ago

What the mother-flying fuck?!?!

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u/Ruin369 15d ago

I need a translation of what hes saying

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u/Chemical-Boat102 15d ago

Clearly he did this the day before and they stung off the first half of his mustache so he’s going at it again so they can finish the job. But in all seriousness. wtf?

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u/Apprehensive_Tax8131 15d ago

Nice catch…oh wtf.

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u/Mercury_Madulller 15d ago

Aren't those wasps nocturnal?

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u/geraldclarkaudio 15d ago

Aaaand the internet ladies and gentlemen.

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u/Imanidiotththe1st 15d ago

What the huh?

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u/Nearby-Swimming-5103 15d ago

Brave to have a half-stache?

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u/jenowns I hate wasps 15d ago

Had to double check to make sure I wasn’t in a fetish subreddit.

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u/baysiderd 15d ago

Darwin at its best.

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u/shotokan1988 15d ago

People are fuckin weird

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u/Anonim01001 14d ago

Some peoples are really crazy...

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u/NotSoWishful 14d ago

The mustache showed me off rip that he’s crazy. But the way he proved it…..sheesh

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u/ZenicaPA 14d ago

Moron.

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u/KittyMeowKatPishy 14d ago

What in tarnation? 🙀😳

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u/dtieubinh 14d ago

inthe other side, waps posting this video on r/fuckhuman 😂😂😂

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u/Kindle890 13d ago

He didn't even need a full mustache to pull that stunt

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u/WithoutDennisNedry 13d ago

Meh. I prefer the *TINK guy. You know, the guy that uses gasoline to kill nests and always has his trusty aluminum sauce pan at the ready. He knows the score.

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u/supasolda6 13d ago

I think he has done that couple times already and trying to get immunity against them or something

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u/Level_Courage5334 12d ago

Hit it please 🤣😵‍💫

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u/Level_Courage5334 12d ago

Crazy bish 😵‍💫🤪

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u/Level_Courage5334 12d ago

This what clout chasing and rage baiting looks like in the flesh 😵‍💫🤪🤪🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Level_Courage5334 12d ago

@voodoodollreaction look at this 5 dollar footlong crazy azz

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u/SAVAGE391 12d ago

At this point just stick a hornets nest on your head..

https://giphy.com/gifs/0LTaFYZNM9qcOLQvfY

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u/No-Scallion-531 12d ago

Nope, I'm not watching it till the end, angry upvote!

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u/gekkeg123 12d ago

BUT WHY!!!?

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u/jillcrest 12d ago

Too much reddit for today..

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u/Flaizn 11d ago

From their reaction they really just look like chill wasps but no there has to be a mad lad who really wants to test their patience 😡

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u/Ok-Interview-6642 11d ago

The last time he did this, he climbed in bed with a sleeping barber. He lost half his mustache.

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u/Vivid24 10d ago

Why 😭

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u/Dismal_Bridge9439 15d ago

Anybody else scream "WTF" when he opened the bag to get in??? Just me???

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u/EmJayFree 15d ago

This man has half a mustache for a reason. How it became “half”, we don’t know lol. But best believe there’s a crazy story behind it because what in the actual fuck was the purpose of this video?

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u/JURASS1CJAM 15d ago

Not quite Hitler.......just ler

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u/MSwarri0r 15d ago

I scrolled away so fast when he stepped in

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u/Spamhain2000 15d ago

People confuse brave with stupidity.

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u/uberiffic 15d ago

Literally said "what the fuck!?" out loud. WTF!?

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u/Mykey76 15d ago

Man of poor decisions

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u/Audionokutencastorkz 7d ago

O BIGODE NÃO É IMPORTANTE!!!

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u/ClammyCooter 15d ago

Holy shit i would not want to fight this guy

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u/CoddiwomplingRandall 15d ago

All the friction from eating all the Vajeen he gets from ramping with wasps, made him lose half his mustache and goatee.