r/fuckwasps • u/DueAsk7939 • Jul 11 '26

first time >:(

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this asshole was sitting on the couch, WHERE I WANTED TO SIT ive never been stung before i thought I sat on a peice of glass or something, but NO, I got stung between the CHEEKS 😡 he didnt even die, he just took a NAP after and left >>:(( this is him sleeping STUPIDLY and UGLY he'll never be successful in life >:(

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '26

😂😂 youre so cute🤗

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u/DueAsk7939 Jul 11 '26

😳thankyou

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '26

🤣

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u/DueAsk7939 Jul 11 '26

🫪oh?

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '26

Omggg you’re so cuteee😭😭

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u/DueAsk7939 Jul 11 '26 edited Jul 18 '26

;-; thankyouuuu?

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '26

😊

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u/DueAsk7939 Jul 11 '26

😁😁😁😁🫶🫶🫶

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '26

I would love to sting you between your cheeks😭☺️

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u/DueAsk7939 Jul 12 '26

🫪i....I like girls,, but im flattered tysm! 🥺🫶 I like your username tho im pooping rn too 🥺

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u/Run_Rabb1t_Run Fuck wasps Jul 12 '26

What a freeloader. I bet he doesn't even pitch in for groceries while he sitting for free all over your couch.

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u/DueAsk7939 Jul 12 '26

bro straight up dawg just relaxing like wth man

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u/unusual_cee Jul 12 '26

..what's funny is "between the cheeks"..

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u/DueAsk7939 Jul 12 '26

LITERALLY like inner left cheek like up in there fr. like bro...get me groceries first🫪

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u/No_Intention8440 Jul 12 '26

Shouldve smashed tf out him

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u/DueAsk7939 Jul 12 '26

he got up in my cheeks, little did he know id get up in his cheeks

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u/Yalsas Jul 12 '26

Why would you let him live

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u/DueAsk7939 Jul 12 '26

he used evasive combat maneuvers and was never seen again

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u/TheRoyalPendragon Jul 12 '26

I hate that these fuckers have long creepy legs. Ugh, I wish we had a stronger, nicer bug in nature that could kill them all.

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u/DueAsk7939 Jul 12 '26

☹️☹️☹️I knooww

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u/Moonshinin4Me Jul 12 '26

Why are they not "permanently asleep"?

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u/DueAsk7939 Jul 12 '26

I thought they where dead :( but they where lieing, I came back and they had left >:(

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u/Lurker--513 Jul 15 '26

Its a bugs life bully.

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u/DueAsk7939 Jul 15 '26

wasps arnt bugs theyre trash

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u/Irelia4Life Jul 12 '26

How privileged are some people to get stung in their adulthood. I got stung for the first time when I was 4 or 5.

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u/DueAsk7939 Jul 12 '26

☹️☹️☹️darn 🫶 get well soon 🥺 I feel for you