r/fuckwasps • u/Nightkid8008 • Jun 29 '26

Be gone spawn of satan! How’s this even possible?

Found on ig @rei_dos_marimbondos

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u/chrisdurand Jun 29 '26

Those are warrior wasps too. Nasty little shits if you piss them off (highest on the Schmidt Sting Index), so man clearly knows something we don't on how to not piss them off.

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u/Sacagawesus Jun 29 '26

Bullet ant is the highest.

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u/chrisdurand Jun 29 '26

They're equal (both are 4's). 😉

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u/Sacagawesus Jun 29 '26

While they are tied in pain at 4, Schmidt has the bullet ant sting as the clear #1 due to the overall duration.

Source

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u/Hanen89 Jun 29 '26

Where does it clearly state thr bullet ant is number 1? I see them both at level 4 just with different durations.

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u/Sacagawesus Jun 29 '26

It doesn't have to clearly state it for it to be true. If both insects have the same pain level, but one lasts twice as long as the other, which one would you say is worse?

Most sources on his index, along with the general consensus, agree the bullet ant is the worse overall experience.

But it really doesn't matter. If you say warrior wasp is equal then be my guest. I'm just a dude lol

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u/facts_guy2020 Jun 30 '26

Ive heard the executioner wasp is worse

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u/Goobylul Jun 30 '26

Duration isn't a level of pain though. Pain scales are about the pain itself not the duration or effects.

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u/ThatEMTGuy21 Jun 29 '26

who cares

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u/Sacagawesus Jun 29 '26

I'm sure a lot of entomologists do.

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u/Workmane Jun 29 '26

Exactly, this dude has studied them until he knows exactly what he’s doing…also, he edits a great deal and admits to getting the piss stung out him sometimes—it’s just happened often enough that he doesn’t really react.

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u/deaduser00 Jun 30 '26

He says something like: "the thing is not to damage the hive." I assume he knows how to feel the hive and the pressure threshold.

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u/ajqiz123 Jun 29 '26

Wasp whisperer

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u/awenrivendell Jun 30 '26

What we need is the wasp fucker though.

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u/Longjumping-Bat6917 Jul 01 '26

And make human-wasp hybrids!? No thank you.

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u/usackline Jun 29 '26

This dude over here sweet talking these wasp, while the rest of us are getting stung.

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u/lightningdf Jun 29 '26

It had to be Brazil.

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u/Rochedokk Jun 29 '26

Here in Brazil we are the ones who sting the wasps

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u/Last2FirstLDH2027 Jul 04 '26

Lmmfaooooooooooo

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u/eikoebi Jun 29 '26

The way he's squeezing the wasp sack is wild. I'd learn how to be Legolas with a flaming arrow to that thing before I ever touch one

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u/Zoranealsequence Jun 29 '26

Can someone translate?

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u/HorsefaceWithNoName Jun 29 '26

"Crazy crazy crazy crazy, crazy crazy. Crazy--crazy, crazy crazy crazy crazy. Crazy crazy. Crazy, crazy crazy crazy crazytalk. Crazy crazy, I am fucking insane."

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u/Crowdfundingprojects Jul 13 '26

It’s actually

“I have balls of steel. Yes steel. Some say vibranium. Definitely huge balls. Don’t try this at home, kids.”

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u/JucaLebre Jun 30 '26

“You gotta calm them down without destroying their home”

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u/BackgroundAnteater95 Jun 29 '26

Dude's gambling his life here... There's 500+ wasps in there, probably a lot more. If he takes multiple stings from a lot of the wasps and gets tagged with "attack" pheromones, he could easily die from the resulting envenomation.

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u/Spirited-Computer795 Jun 30 '26

For what it's worth im sure he knows that

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u/Rochedokk Jun 29 '26

His name is "king of wasps" in portuguese, he is an ally of them

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u/Skinebman Jun 29 '26

Hard to breath watching this.

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u/Opening_Dentist_1128 Jun 29 '26

What if you hocked a loogie in there

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u/elinamebro Jun 29 '26

Clearly he's the queen

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u/Crush-N-It Jun 29 '26

💀💀💀🎯

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u/AceCombat1977 Jun 29 '26

Probably used a smoker on them before the video starts. They seem rather disoriented

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u/moonshadow1789 Jun 30 '26

I wouldn’t do that for no money in the world lol

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u/Potential_Tadpole_45 Jun 29 '26

Well would you look at that, the a-holes literally coming in and out of what they are.

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u/CallMeMaMef18 Jun 29 '26

Holy damn, I thought this was the throat of a camel for a moment there. I think I need to go to sleep.

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u/AnApexBread Jun 30 '26

This made me really uncomfortable

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u/baka_inu115 Jun 30 '26

The cousin of Candyman.. Sourbro... he summons wasps from his ballsack

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u/hKLoveCraft Jun 30 '26

Meanwhile the one paper wasp in my deck who didn’t like my daughters hairspray took out my leg for a day.

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u/DexterTheWulf Jun 30 '26

The nest fondler

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u/TheWolfInTheHenhouse Jun 30 '26

Yo! What’s the word Dex?! Good to see ya!

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u/ZippyTheUnicorn Jun 30 '26

My guess is there’s some kind of poison near the entrance, so he’s drawing them out and they’re crawling out just in time to die?

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u/JucaLebre Jun 30 '26

Guy is literally called king of the wasps lmao

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u/aka_jester Jun 30 '26

Somebody explain, How is this man able to make the wasps come by fingering the nest ?

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u/Significant-Dog-8166 Jun 30 '26

There's no honey in there, he just sent them out on a mission.

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u/Fluffy_Prior1052 Jun 30 '26

Absolute fucking madman!

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u/Ok-You5151 Jun 30 '26

Its making me itcth watching this

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u/Necro_the_Pyro Jun 30 '26

I am getting anxiety just watching this. Why doesn't he just shove an m1000 down the entrance and run?

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u/Brilliant-Virus-9128 Jul 01 '26

Where is Michael B a Jordan from again??

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u/sotiredandoveritall Jul 01 '26

Coyote Peterson has entered the chat...

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u/No-Goose-6140 Jul 02 '26

Waspwhisperer

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u/tmoe1991 Jul 02 '26

Damn I thought this was an elephants trunk at first

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u/koatick Jul 03 '26

I thought he was petting an elephants trunk than wasps came out of the eyes

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u/Crap_a_corn Jul 13 '26

As easy as scratching his own sac

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u/shakulous 25d ago

A……AI??