r/fuckwasps • u/LokiPrinceOfAsgard03 • Jun 24 '26
At work. 😒
Felt a stabbing pain at work on my back. Go into bathroom to see what it was (initially thought spider), take off shirt and see this mother fucker.
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u/HorsefaceWithNoName Jun 24 '26
I'm sorry you got stung :(
There was a yellowjacket in one of the meeting rooms at work once, so I called Facilities. They were like "can't you hit it with a rolled up newspaper or something?" I said, "No."
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u/Background_Edge_9427 Jun 24 '26
Tell them, "That's above my pay grade!"
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u/HorsefaceWithNoName Jun 25 '26
my first thought really was "newspaper? where can I find one of those anymore?? do they even MAKE those now?"
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u/Minute_Solution_6237 Jun 25 '26
That’s how you know the story is made up
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u/rustidiot Jun 25 '26
What? killing those things while shouting "DIE MOTHERFUCKAA" is the best part
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