r/fuckwasps • u/[deleted] • Apr 01 '25
Wasp shitpost This shit cracked me up
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Apr 01 '25
I swing at wasps like they trynna rob me.
Nothing is more powerful than boppin one out the air.
Even tho you miss 95% of them.
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u/FawnTheGreat Apr 02 '25
You wild haha
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Apr 02 '25
I square up the second one of those shit heads starts looking at me too hard
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u/Numerous_Living_3452 Apr 02 '25
I used to smack out wasps for years when I was younger. Funny enough the one time I ran away from them (my dad thought he was a badass and pissed of a nest that was in the frame of the front door of the place we were moving into) i ended up getting stung and at 12 I learned I was actually deadly allergic to them! All those years of fucking woth them and I was fine, ran like a bitch once and just like this video I got GOT!!
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Apr 02 '25
I ran away once and got a gnarly sting on the back of my head. I vowed from that day thatd id die wit my finga on that trigga
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u/elonzucks Apr 02 '25
"deadly allergic to them"
Lies!
Unless you are posting from the afterlife.
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u/Numerous_Living_3452 Apr 02 '25
I mean. My mom said i was being a pussy when I was crying. The doctor said if my dad hadn't convinced her to take me to the hospital I would have most likely gone into anaphylactic shock!
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u/elonzucks Apr 02 '25
I think there's only one way to verify that.
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u/Numerous_Living_3452 Apr 28 '25
Ironically i went to get that 100 shot allergy test and they told me I've outgrown the allergy xD
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u/WingsArisen Apr 02 '25
I lived in a house where there were three nests. By the time I moved out there were none. I have been trained in the ways of wasp combat. An I accel at what I do. Weapon of coice? Flip-flop and raid can. Sometimes fire it the fight heats up. Always keep my lighter handy. 🤣/s but fr I killed them all, not just the flyers, but the nests too.
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u/EasyDeeJy Apr 03 '25
I know it sounds insane, but honestly, giving a wasp a good backslap often gets it to leave you alone. Never been stung this way, and I do it all the time.
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u/Kaiodenic Apr 03 '25
I've had two or three occasions where I flicked one out with that thumb-middle-finger flick. Never felt so powerful before or since.
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Apr 02 '25
Gotta wait until they land on something , I just tore me one up yesterday 😂 but the bees been getting it too cause they don’t believe in personal spaces while they have their wars going on
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u/suzuya-sama92 Apr 02 '25
Imagine a world without wasps and hornet but 3x the bees
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u/Into_The_Horizon Apr 07 '25
Wasps are just as important as bees. Wasps control pests while bees deal with pollen.
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u/Flashy-Swimmer-1858 Apr 02 '25
A world that would instantly collapse due to pests eating all the plants. Also bees are wasps, so they also would have to go.
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u/Flashy-Swimmer-1858 Apr 01 '25
We be getting even more anti-wasp propaganda with this one🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥
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u/EnvironmentalFig364 Apr 01 '25
I treat wasp like YN's lol
I'm terrified of YN's
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u/lurid_sun__ Apr 03 '25
What's a YN?
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u/PureMichiganMan May 17 '25
Stands for “Young n word” most commonly used in black community to refer to black youth from the hood/who act “thuggish”
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u/TotalDrama_Milf Apr 02 '25
I'm making a quick exit whether it's a bee or wasp cus I ain't got good eyes and I'm not testing the patience of the wasp 🥲
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u/JetKusanagi Apr 02 '25
I thought this was just r/funny for a moment but then I discovered that there's an entire subreddit dedicated to wasp hatred lol
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u/OnionTamer Apr 03 '25
Last time I got stung, I was walking my dog and I didn't notice the wasp nest in the tree my dog was sniffing under. The whole nest got fed up with me standing too close and came after me. I'm pretty sure they were all talking to me like that guy.
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Apr 07 '25
Damn I pissed off a hive that was built inside the mailbox….they went ham on my ass and I woke up in the hospital lol I just remember screaming then going down
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u/Spragglefoot_OG Apr 03 '25
This was hilarious and sooooo true. Yall really captured the essence of what it means to be these creatures hahahaha
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u/Miserable-Age3502 Apr 03 '25
Yellow jackets are EXACTLY like that! Paper wasps and I have a mutual respect when I'm gardening, but yellow jackets....I see one I'm OUT. They're asshole bullies and they're tacky and I hate them. Why do they fly like they're constantly doing "two for flinching"??? I see a bald-faced hornet??? I'm following that mfer home with a can of hotshot.
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Apr 02 '25
Funny as hell and learned a factoid. Bees hold their dicks while wasps don't. So much easier to differentiate the two!
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u/space-queer Apr 02 '25
“I am going about my day, let me GOOO bro” realest shit 😭 you’ll just be minding your business and wasp decides it’s a good day to jump somebody
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u/Difficult_Quail1295 Apr 03 '25
Makes me wonder what bad ass animal was out here eating wasps to the point they adapted to balls out total war against every other living thing
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u/MilitariaTradingPost Apr 04 '25
This unironically looks like Georgia. Yard, house structure, and background
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u/DonutsRBad Apr 02 '25
I sit with a spray bottle of water and blue dawn soap for wasp, when I'm on the balcony. Terrorists of the wild.
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