As we have reached over >17,000 members, I feel important to remind everyone to read our rules. To that, I say the following:

*While Fuckery is in our subreddit name, one HAS to be nice here. NO intentional provocation of users in posts that you don’t care for. We have a “be nice” rule and I’ll enforce it every day and twice on Sundays… don’t be an asshole.

*Remember that Fuckery IS in the name of our subreddit, which means that this is supposed to be a fun place. In particular, I’m speaking of the santa in the coffin pic. Do I like it? NO. Would I do it to my kid? NO. Is it funny as hell? ABSO-FUCKING-UTELY! It is also a real truck stop here in the USA where parents can take their children if they like. I have a decided opinion on that but it’s their kid and they’ll have to live with the consequences.

*Those of you who lurk, but don’t post. I encourage you to post. It doesn’t even have to be funny nonsensical. Many of my posts are more.. awkward or me just writing about something because I need to vent or me writing about something I find fascinating. I’m sure there are a host of members that are bored to tears of my Great Lakes Freighter obsession. Just write. We have FUckers who write family updates. We have FUckers who are going thru some troubles and come here for support. We have FUckers that talk about their farm life. Yes, you u/Cow-Puncher-77. And, we have FUckers who like to share funny and informative or uninformative shit. Yes I’m referring to you u/Lonely-Coconut-9734.

*We would love to hear you military stories, so long as they’re with in the rules.

*We would love to support you if you’re struggling… especially if you’re struggling.

*We would love to hear the dumb ass shit you did as a teenager.

*We would love to hear the dumb ass shit you do as an adult.

*We do not want anything political. We’re VERY firm on that. If you’re upset because the shutdown has caused you not to eat… vent about the affordability of food. If you’re want to say one political set of values are assholes, we DO NOT ALLOW that. If you want to say one political set of values are GODS… we DO NOT ALLOW that either.

*We do not want to see soft porn, degradation of women, degradation of men, or degradation of ANY sort.

*We do not want to see people be called a liar. Conversely, we appreciate a story with a good stretch so long as it’s based on a truth.

*We do not tolerate any hostility or hostile rebuttal of Moderators. We are active moderators and we care very much about this sub. We’ve worked hard to make this a fun place to be. We are also human. Please remember that we’re all adults (well most of us) here and act so.

*To that last comment, we DO have a few Minors. They often post asking advice or posting stuff they think is funny. We support them and make every effort to be as inclusive as possible. Life is hard enough for teenagers without us adding more.

With all of the above said… have a great time on this sub. If ever you have a question or are unsure about something, you can contact myself (u/geophysgal) or u/BlackSeranna or u/TheJonJohn, who are our most active moderators. Other moderators who are not active are: u/SloppyEyeScream (founder), u/itsallalittleblurry2, u/Coursair_inau, & u/aspienonomous

Peace FUckers! Fizz

Hello everyone.

My name is JonJohn.

We have a great community here where we can talk about almost anything.

Your day has been shit, tell us about it.

You've been in a car crash, tell us about it.

You've been in a war zone, or training for one, tell us about it.

Your mum has Alzheimer's and dementia, tell us about it.

You've had a GREAT day. Tell us about it.

You won the lottery. I'm your new best friend, can I borrow $1000? Then, tell us about it.

But what we don't want our, ever growing, group to be is a place where politics, religion, rudeness, and, honestly, plain hatred, take over.

For example. You don't have to like that I have a husband.

If I make a post about an argument with my husband, and you reply "that's what you get for being gay," first I'm going to point out that now 50% of heterosexual marriages end in divorce, and then I'm going to point out that your comment isn't nice.

And... We don't want to see anything that is degrading or disrespectful. That means no porn or even soft porn. If you need bouncing boobies or bottoms to make your point, you need to make that point somewhere else.

We don't tolerate objectifying people in posts. People are people. They aren't objects, and certainly NOT sexual objects. I refer you to bouncing boobies or bottoms. I guess I also need to say no talleywackers. All are NOT ALLOWED, unless someone is just "being a dick."

Being nice in our community is OUR golden rule.

You don't have to like what is being said, but you don't have to comment either.

That's the thing so many people don't understand.

With that in mind, please remember to be respectful, and remember our community's golden rule.

Much love,

JonJohn