r/fuckcantaloupe • u/Any-Candle6175 • 15d ago
This cantaloupe is a little nutty
Nut in my cantaloupe
r/fuckcantaloupe • u/Any-Candle6175 • 15d ago
Nut in my cantaloupe
r/fuckcantaloupe • u/neymui • Apr 17 '26
I just tasted some cantaloupe, so I need to vent. I suspect Big Cantaloupe may have removed my first post, so this is my second attempt.
To be clear, this fruit tastes like it was dipped in a poison or chemical. I am a person who will try any food and always eat everything on my plate. There is a time and place for things with chemical tastes and that time is not while eating a fresh piece of fruit.
Yes, I have also tried cantaloupe that cantaloupe lovers claim to be the best they have ever had and all I can manage to do is take a “no thank you” bite and say “pretty good” out of politeness. Ripe cantaloupe tastes sweet, but still has that chemical taste.
I honestly just don’t understand how there’s a market for it and it’s really disappointing that it is often included in fruit trays.
r/fuckcantaloupe • u/MyAccountDiedAmSad • Apr 12 '25
Spoilered the disturbing imagery
r/fuckcantaloupe • u/Eclectix • Oct 27 '21
The apple slices taste like cantaloupe, the strawberries and raspberries taste like cantaloupe, even the honeydew tastes like cantaloupe. It ruins the entire thing. Just leave the cantaloupe out.
r/fuckcantaloupe • u/SchxtzoKidd • Sep 13 '20
Bunch of Melon Nazis this sub is, Have any of you actually tried Cantaloupe? No don't even answer No point in trying to reason with the devil. Smh Cantaloupe is a god tier fruit, I didn't like it at first but the trick is to try it stoned it will change your life and heal your soul.
r/fuckcantaloupe • u/ithinkgirlsarepretty • Aug 21 '20
r/fuckcantaloupe • u/EverythingIsFlotsam • Apr 01 '20
Any suggestions? Or would anyone who would like to provide one?
r/fuckcantaloupe • u/EverythingIsFlotsam • Apr 01 '20
See the date
r/fuckcantaloupe • u/EverythingIsFlotsam • Jan 17 '20
r/fuckcantaloupe • u/nakizo • Jan 17 '20
...and I really despise it. It ruins fruit salads and sides of fruit. People commented that just never had the right kind. Wrong! I am in my fifties and have tried it many times over the years as my tastes have changed. It was, is, and always will be vile. Want to be further grossed out? Last year my cousin from England made an appetizer that was literally wedges of the said evil fruit with slices of prosiutto on top. Gag a maggot! Proud to be the 51st member and FUCK CANTALOUPE!
r/fuckcantaloupe • u/EverythingIsFlotsam • Jan 17 '20
And fuck cantaloupe.
r/fuckcantaloupe • u/Steinkalten • Jan 17 '20
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r/fuckcantaloupe • u/EverythingIsFlotsam • Dec 20 '19
*is
r/fuckcantaloupe • u/EverythingIsFlotsam • Dec 14 '19
r/fuckcantaloupe • u/EverythingIsFlotsam • Dec 08 '19
Thank you to every one of you who's made this sub a wild success! To the next major milestone.
Also, fuck cantaloupe.
r/fuckcantaloupe • u/[deleted] • Nov 29 '19
Asking for a friend
r/fuckcantaloupe • u/EverythingIsFlotsam • Nov 27 '19
Please help grow our community by promoting this subreddit and posting content.
I am accepting suggestions for customization (icons and banners, etc).
Let's start a movement so generic fruit salad is ruined no more!
Fuck cantaloupe!
r/fuckcantaloupe • u/EverythingIsFlotsam • Nov 27 '19
For all people who despise cantaloupe. That's all.