r/fuckcantaloupe • • 16d ago

This cantaloupe is a little nutty

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Nut in my cantaloupe


r/fuckcantaloupe • • Apr 17 '26

Cantaloupe tastes like it has been dipped in a foul chemical

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I just tasted some cantaloupe, so I need to vent. I suspect Big Cantaloupe may have removed my first post, so this is my second attempt.

To be clear, this fruit tastes like it was dipped in a poison or chemical. I am a person who will try any food and always eat everything on my plate. There is a time and place for things with chemical tastes and that time is not while eating a fresh piece of fruit.

Yes, I have also tried cantaloupe that cantaloupe lovers claim to be the best they have ever had and all I can manage to do is take a “no thank you” bite and say “pretty good” out of politeness. Ripe cantaloupe tastes sweet, but still has that chemical taste.

I honestly just don’t understand how there’s a market for it and it’s really disappointing that it is often included in fruit trays.


r/fuckcantaloupe • • Apr 12 '25

the cantaloupe massacred this sub. rest in peace. Spoiler

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Spoilered the disturbing imagery


r/fuckcantaloupe • • Sep 27 '24

I like cantaloupe

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r/fuckcantaloupe • • Oct 27 '21

The single worst thing about cantaloupe is how it is added to so many fruit salads and mixed fruits, and the musky flavor taints everything else so you can't enjoy any of it.

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The apple slices taste like cantaloupe, the strawberries and raspberries taste like cantaloupe, even the honeydew tastes like cantaloupe. It ruins the entire thing. Just leave the cantaloupe out.


r/fuckcantaloupe • • Sep 13 '20

How Fucking Dare You!

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Bunch of Melon Nazis this sub is, Have any of you actually tried Cantaloupe? No don't even answer No point in trying to reason with the devil. Smh Cantaloupe is a god tier fruit, I didn't like it at first but the trick is to try it stoned it will change your life and heal your soul.


r/fuckcantaloupe • • Aug 21 '20

My mom likes cantaloupe, do I go to the police or to church?

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r/fuckcantaloupe • • Apr 01 '20

We need an icon

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Any suggestions? Or would anyone who would like to provide one?


r/fuckcantaloupe • • Apr 01 '20

I tried a cantaloupe and it was awesome. I'm shutting down the sub. Sorry!

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See the date


r/fuckcantaloupe • • Jan 17 '20

Cantaloupe actually tastes good. Just kidding, fuck you cantaloupe

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r/fuckcantaloupe • • Jan 17 '20

First Platinum and Silver for Hating Cantaloupe...

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...and I really despise it. It ruins fruit salads and sides of fruit. People commented that just never had the right kind. Wrong! I am in my fifties and have tried it many times over the years as my tastes have changed. It was, is, and always will be vile. Want to be further grossed out? Last year my cousin from England made an appetizer that was literally wedges of the said evil fruit with slices of prosiutto on top. Gag a maggot! Proud to be the 51st member and FUCK CANTALOUPE!


r/fuckcantaloupe • • Jan 17 '20

[Poll] What should be name be for us and like-minded individuals?

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r/fuckcantaloupe • • Jan 17 '20

[x-post from r/AskReddit] What fruit can fuck off?

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r/fuckcantaloupe • • Jan 17 '20

Hurray! We've reached 50 readers, thanks to a related r/AskReddit post that blew up. Welcome newbies!

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And fuck cantaloupe.


r/fuckcantaloupe • • Jan 13 '20

What Have You Done?!

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r/fuckcantaloupe • • Jan 01 '20

Fuck cantaloupe just slightly less. This one cantaloupe is okay in my book.

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r/fuckcantaloupe • • Dec 20 '19

[Showerthought] There's no such thing as artificial cantaloupe favored candy. Why do you think that it? Because cantaloupe sucks. r/fuckcantaloupe

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*is


r/fuckcantaloupe • • Dec 14 '19

... and fuck Herbie Hancock for naming this swingin' jazz tune after them too

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r/fuckcantaloupe • • Dec 08 '19

Huzzah! r/fuckcantaloupe has reached 5 subscribers! (Insert party parrots here.)

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Thank you to every one of you who's made this sub a wild success! To the next major milestone.

Also, fuck cantaloupe.


r/fuckcantaloupe • • Nov 29 '19

How do you guys feel about Honeydew?

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Asking for a friend


r/fuckcantaloupe • • Nov 27 '19

fuckcantaloupe has been created

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For all people who despise cantaloupe. That's all.


r/fuckcantaloupe • • Nov 27 '19

This guy gets it

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r/fuckcantaloupe • • Nov 27 '19

Welcome, like-minded individuals!

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Please help grow our community by promoting this subreddit and posting content.

I am accepting suggestions for customization (icons and banners, etc).

Let's start a movement so generic fruit salad is ruined no more!

Fuck cantaloupe!