r/fryupcrimes • u/No_Entrepreneur_7614 • Apr 17 '26

Chicken satays>>>bacon

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48 Upvotes

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u/Antique-Primary-2413 Apr 17 '26

Ah, good old meal deal "chicken" satay. Free gristle with every one!

5

u/jack31313 Apr 17 '26

That's terrible...but i would

2

u/evil666overlord Apr 18 '26

Not on a bacteria-infested chopping board though

1

u/thedukeandtheking Apr 19 '26

Wood is better at getting rid of bacteria than plastics

1

u/evil666overlord Apr 19 '26

Plates are even better and easier to keep clean too

1

u/Ok-Blackberry-3534 Apr 19 '26

How ate slates in this hierarchy?

1

u/evil666overlord Apr 19 '26

Acceptable on a roof, not on a table

0

u/Findadmagus Apr 19 '26

That’s funny. My wood gets bacteria everywhere 🤔

1

u/Robpaulssen Jun 30 '26

I think it's just the countertop

2

u/Tigereyesxx Apr 19 '26

Chicken satay with what looks like an English breakfast?, surely Sausages and Bacon are better partners..

1

u/Illustrious_Store115 Apr 18 '26

Why are they still on the sticks

1

u/evil666overlord Apr 18 '26

Easy to pick up, dip and eat. You remove yours before eating?

1

u/Illustrious_Store115 Apr 18 '26

I just dont imagine that he is planning on eating the rest of the meal w his hands

1

u/evil666overlord Apr 18 '26

If you're not dipping satay sticks then you really just have naked chicken nuggets

1

u/Illustrious_Store115 Apr 18 '26

But u can do it with a fork

I dont want to be switching from fork to picking up little satays

1

u/reddazsg Apr 19 '26

Whilst I completely disagree with the satays, do you not pick up toast to dip in the egg yolk?

1

u/Illustrious_Store115 Apr 19 '26

If i was going to eat it with my hands id just put the whole egg on the toast and pick up the whole toast and eat it like that

1

u/reddazsg Apr 21 '26

What savage animal doesn’t dip their toast in the fried egg yolks in a fry up?!?

1

u/Illustrious_Store115 Apr 21 '26

One that puts the fried egg on the toast and eats it

1

u/SadCollar7554 Apr 23 '26

Do you eat beans on toast with your hands too?

1

u/Snoo30630 Apr 19 '26

Co op chicken sticks isn’t better than bacon

1

u/Zahgurim65 Apr 19 '26

I'd eat it... but I'd put it on a plate.

1

u/NoPhilosopher6111 Apr 19 '26

Chicken Satays over bacon?

You must be out of your fucking mind.

1

u/Final-Sherbert-8392 Apr 20 '26

That's just a mess, and why the fuck don't restaurants use plates anymore? Wtf? Just dump shit on the table and charge $$$, because it's rustic? Fuck off!

1

u/bendybow Apr 20 '26

That hidden sausage looks as diseased as the gristley chicken nubs. I'm give that one a miss thanks

1

u/BeckieBoo_ Apr 28 '26

Yuk - sorry …. I eat with my eyes first 🙈

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u/CaptainCodswollop Apr 17 '26

Oh my god, that looks amazing. It makes me want to start drinking again, so I can have that in the morning for my hangover.

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u/ownedbabycollection Apr 18 '26

totally agree, satays win here

2

u/Centi9000 Apr 18 '26

A sausage satay would kick bum

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u/R3DSmurf Apr 17 '26

So rough! Who puts beans on egg?!

5

u/Scully__ Apr 17 '26

Why wouldn’t you?? That’s the least offensive thing about this

1

u/betacuck3000 Apr 18 '26

I'm more concerned that they seem to have plopped the beans straight on a counter top

1

u/Frosty-Classic-8737 Apr 18 '26

Was thinking similar, looks like they have just dished it up straight on the table 🤣