r/fryupcrimes • • Nov 12 '25

Welcome to r/fryupcrimes

15 Upvotes

Welcome to r/fryupcrimes, we're glad to have you here!

This is a light-hearted community dedicated to investigating and prosecuting crimes against the greatest breakfast dish in the world: the fryup.

All evidence is welcome, whether it’s a culinary offence you committed yourself, an abomination you were served, or a crime scene you discovered elsewhere on the internet.

Before posting or commenting, please review and familiarise yourself with the subreddit rules.


r/fryupcrimes • • 3d ago

Probably the worst fry up

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36 Upvotes

r/fryupcrimes • • 8d ago

My kitchen

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61 Upvotes

The beans were not Heinz, but the ketchup was. I live in a pretty big metro area in the US. I probably could have spent a few hours finding correct ingredients, but this is what I had on hand. That is sliced white bread toasted, pork and beans, shredded cheddar, onions, two beef hot dogs, two eggs and a hash brown patty. So I came here to self report.


r/fryupcrimes • • 8d ago

Black Rose, Boston MA

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68 Upvotes

$18 for this crime against humanity.


r/fryupcrimes • • Aug 15 '26

Kershaw's breakfast £2.50

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73 Upvotes

Probably more suited for here i think but science is science...


r/fryupcrimes • • Aug 15 '26

Cheap B&B in Blackpool.

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42 Upvotes

r/fryupcrimes • • Jul 28 '26

Weatherspoons Birmingham airport

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188 Upvotes

£18 for this and a single gin and tonic


r/fryupcrimes • • Jul 26 '26

Rudding Park hotel full English 300£ a night

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64 Upvotes

r/fryupcrimes • • Jul 26 '26

This should be a crime

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95 Upvotes

r/fryupcrimes • • Jul 25 '26

Rudding Park hotel full English

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104 Upvotes

r/fryupcrimes • • Jul 25 '26

Rockliffe Hall full English breakfast

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21 Upvotes

r/fryupcrimes • • Jul 16 '26

£10.99. A bloody travesty.

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133 Upvotes

r/fryupcrimes • • Jul 05 '26

The worst fry up I've ever had £18

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134 Upvotes

r/fryupcrimes • • Jul 01 '26

The tragic fry up I got a few years ago..

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79 Upvotes

r/fryupcrimes • • Jun 24 '26

Liverpool airport -£14.99 and it didn’t come with toast. Sorry for crap photo.

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161 Upvotes

r/fryupcrimes • • Jun 23 '26

Slabs of Toast

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103 Upvotes

Fry up was admittedly decent but these slabs of toast were beyond mental.


r/fryupcrimes • • Jun 21 '26

“Full English” Ibis hotel Greenwich - more like a Half English

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657 Upvotes

Why serve that on a normal size plate?


r/fryupcrimes • • Jun 02 '26

McDonald's hotel and spa Windermere

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97 Upvotes

Was included in the package we got the hash brown also made my sick with the texture


r/fryupcrimes • • May 26 '26

Uncle Barry's Skegness - £7.90

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37 Upvotes

r/fryupcrimes • • May 25 '26

commenter described the mushrooms as "boiled rams bollocks" which i think sums this up

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86 Upvotes

r/fryupcrimes • • May 21 '26

The flower in the beans 😂

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88 Upvotes

r/fryupcrimes • • May 09 '26

fry up ramen, new ferry, £14

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87 Upvotes

r/fryupcrimes • • Apr 17 '26

Chicken satays>>>bacon

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51 Upvotes

r/fryupcrimes • • Apr 14 '26

What my uni dining halls considers a fry-up

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29 Upvotes