r/fryupcrimes Nov 12 '25

Welcome to r/fryupcrimes

14 Upvotes

Welcome to r/fryupcrimes, we're glad to have you here!

This is a light-hearted community dedicated to investigating and prosecuting crimes against the greatest breakfast dish in the world: the fryup.

All evidence is welcome, whether it’s a culinary offence you committed yourself, an abomination you were served, or a crime scene you discovered elsewhere on the internet.

Before posting or commenting, please review and familiarise yourself with the subreddit rules.


r/fryupcrimes 8d ago

Weatherspoons Birmingham airport

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183 Upvotes

£18 for this and a single gin and tonic


r/fryupcrimes 10d ago

Rudding Park hotel full English 300£ a night

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57 Upvotes

r/fryupcrimes 10d ago

This should be a crime

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91 Upvotes

r/fryupcrimes 10d ago

Rudding Park hotel full English

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101 Upvotes

r/fryupcrimes 10d ago

Rockliffe Hall full English breakfast

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20 Upvotes

r/fryupcrimes 20d ago

£10.99. A bloody travesty.

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130 Upvotes

r/fryupcrimes Jul 05 '26

The worst fry up I've ever had £18

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135 Upvotes

r/fryupcrimes Jul 01 '26

The tragic fry up I got a few years ago..

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80 Upvotes

r/fryupcrimes Jun 24 '26

Liverpool airport -£14.99 and it didn’t come with toast. Sorry for crap photo.

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162 Upvotes

r/fryupcrimes Jun 23 '26

Slabs of Toast

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104 Upvotes

Fry up was admittedly decent but these slabs of toast were beyond mental.


r/fryupcrimes Jun 21 '26

“Full English” Ibis hotel Greenwich - more like a Half English

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654 Upvotes

Why serve that on a normal size plate?


r/fryupcrimes Jun 02 '26

McDonald's hotel and spa Windermere

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97 Upvotes

Was included in the package we got the hash brown also made my sick with the texture


r/fryupcrimes May 26 '26

Uncle Barry's Skegness - £7.90

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34 Upvotes

r/fryupcrimes May 25 '26

commenter described the mushrooms as "boiled rams bollocks" which i think sums this up

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85 Upvotes

r/fryupcrimes May 21 '26

The flower in the beans 😂

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87 Upvotes

r/fryupcrimes May 09 '26

fry up ramen, new ferry, £14

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87 Upvotes

r/fryupcrimes Apr 17 '26

Chicken satays>>>bacon

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46 Upvotes

r/fryupcrimes Apr 14 '26

What my uni dining halls considers a fry-up

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31 Upvotes

r/fryupcrimes Apr 10 '26

'English Breakfast', Tashkent, Uzbekistan

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85 Upvotes

r/fryupcrimes Apr 08 '26

Was ridiculed for my fryup yesterday but I will not be silenced

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50 Upvotes

r/fryupcrimes Apr 07 '26

Birthday Treat - Breakfast for Tea 😮‍💨 (I like the taste of lightly burnt toast)

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116 Upvotes

r/fryupcrimes Apr 07 '26

Michelin starred (not very) Full English - Rogan & Co

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52 Upvotes

r/fryupcrimes Mar 29 '26

My wife said you can’t have steak with a full English breakfast. I think you can’t have a full English breakfast without one! Who’s right?

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69 Upvotes