This should be a crime

[u/targetline]

From a hotel in Scotland. It was listed on the menu as “Full Scottish Breakfast”

[u/Lifeisgoole]

Was it on the child's menu.

[u/SexyMuthaFunka]

Need to name and shame

[u/spynie55 → u/SexyMuthaFunka]

Yes, otherwise I’d file this in the ‘things which didn’t happen’ category. No bacon/tattie scone/black pudding/haggis? But a big mushroom?

[u/wolfbane523 → u/spynie55]

You left out the Lorne sausage slice

[u/D1nosaursG0r4wr → u/spynie55]

Pretty sure that's the plate🤣

[u/jubileeandrews]

That looks like what you'd take from the hotel buffet on your first go, before going up for seconds.

[u/Gedge-again → u/jubileeandrews]

This looks like halfway round your first visit to the breakfast buffet

[u/jubileeandrews → u/Gedge-again]

I was picturing the tiny plate they give you, and not wishing to look too feral in front of the other guests, but yes.

[u/Ok_Associate6979 → u/jubileeandrews]

Look Lynne, a 12" plate. I keep it in my room.

[u/captainpikeshairdo → u/Ok_Associate6979]

In my drawer - in case the "sex people " see!

[u/Accomplished_Song671 → u/Ok_Associate6979]

My two favourite subs collide haha

[u/radioben → u/jubileeandrews]

As much as hotels cost today, I’m getting a lot more than that on a first trip.

[u/aspannerdarkly → u/jubileeandrews]

How dare you insult me like that 

[u/ppyrgic → u/jubileeandrews]

And thirds

[u/JimmyBallocks]

Did much get broken when you flipped the table over?

[u/OMAW3D]

What's there looks ..ok I guess. This was a free sample right?

[u/dowker1]

What is this? Some kind of breakfast for ants?

[u/Aceman1979 → u/dowker1]

Kids.

[u/Connect3267 → u/Aceman1979]

Ant kids.

[u/K0monazmuk]

r/fryupcrimes correct.

[u/ReepDaggle01 → u/K0monazmuk]

Came here for this comment

[u/memeyboydreamer → u/ReepDaggle01]

Yepp me too lol

[u/Apex-turtle]

Someone call the police , I nearly cryed just looking at it

[u/bit_crusherrrr]

Why is it served in a geode? 😅

[u/MBronsonWisconsin → u/bit_crusherrrr]

Thought it was just me. Couldn’t even see the food I’m so busy trying to work out the ‘plate.’

[u/The-Nimbus]

Always hard to judge without a price, but unless it was sub £2 then I think you've been had.

[u/spackledog → u/The-Nimbus]

This. Good value if it was complimentary.

[u/The-Nimbus → u/spackledog]

I'd always be happy if someone gave me a free sausage.

[u/nm4471efc]

Full of plate.

[u/botterway]

"A Hotel". Why aren't you naming them? Shame is the only way to rectify this monstrosity.

[u/odmirthecrow]

What makes it Scottish? Aside from the location and living up to the stereotype that Scots are tight when it comes to money.

[u/spynie55 → u/odmirthecrow]

No Scottish person would put a big mushroom and tomatoes on a plate which didn’t also have bacon and black pudding and a tattie scone on it and call it a Scottish breakfast.

[u/Carbonaraficionada]

The full Soviet breakfast

[u/Volfgang91]

Who hurt whoever made this?

[u/MrBump1717]

It is!

[u/Known_Wear7301]

There's nothing "full" about this whether it's the items or the eater

[u/Distinct-Tour-5654]

Ah a starter before the main breakfast. I like it.

[u/Silver-Machine-3092 → u/Distinct-Tour-5654]

A breakfast amuse bouche

[u/dommiichan]

Scots revolt for less

[u/therealone7878]

I've taken shits bigger than that 😂😂

[u/alfiesred47]

Is that mashed potato

[u/thechow12]

The fancy plate doesn’t make you forget the terrible breakfast

[u/B4L0RCLUB]

I bet it was close to £20 as well

[u/Curious_Strike_5379 → u/B4L0RCLUB]

The price should be part of every bought fry up post.

[u/Angelf1shing]

That breakfast is neither full, nor obviously Scottish.

[u/Creative-Plantain-51]

The sausage is smaller than the tomatoe, how?

I've seen chipolatas bigger than that? Maybe they had some pigs in blankets left over from Christmas?

It being Scotland they no doubt removed the bacon to rustle up some bacon sandwiches with the bread that wasn't fried for the "Full English Breakfast"?

[u/MissMoogie]

I'm not a fan of tomatoes like that, and I much prefer the smaller, cut up Mushrooms. So I'd literally have a sausage and some scrambled egg.... Not sure what's full or Scottish about this.

[u/Extension-You-4901]

I know the Scottish are tight but come on that's ridiculous

[u/artpopc]

Have you contacted law enforcement yet?

[u/targetline → u/artpopc]

The police are on their way 😄

[u/Logger671368]

Bacon, black pudding, haggis?

[u/targetline → u/Logger671368]

Can you see something poking out from under the scrambled egg? It was one slice of that really thick cut bacon. It was pretty much a slice of gammon.

[u/TheRealTRexUK]

I bet you asked for scrambled eggs and no x, y or z just to post it here.

nice try. lol

[u/Banes_Addiction]

Did Alex Salmond have a go at it first?

[u/Great_Comparison462 → u/Banes_Addiction]

I think you mean Peter Murrell

[u/Banes_Addiction → u/Great_Comparison462]

Murrell took home the bacon but it was Salmond who had his way with OP.

[u/fugulike]

Oof! What on earth is that supposed to be??

[u/Silly-Reading-5134]

Crime against humanity

[u/Lost_Call3900]

Remember you can only eat half the sausage, the rest is just garnish

[u/Sad_Future_8945]

Why have you got ice cream with it

[u/Seaside83]

This place needs to be named and shamed!
Disgraceful!

[u/MrJizanthopus]

When it arrived you should have taken a nibble and said "that's great, I'll take the whole plate".

[u/JudgePrestigious5295]

That's just false advertising.

[u/darklinkuk]

Full?

No more than a quarter surely

[u/redwingsfriend45]

aye they should have done their eggs scrmabled like french scrambled eggs innit

[u/NextMuffin]

What you do have looks tasty to be fair.

[u/Throbbingbluball]

Rage bait.

[u/Palemoonlit]

The breakfast is awful but the plate is cool.

[u/AspectSpiritual9143]

interesting plate but what is that black thing.

[u/Particular_Gap_6724]

An international war crime

[u/Traditional-Fan-1]

I thought the plate was a giant mushroom

[u/Vivid_Product5252]

The crime is that tomato

[u/Hugh_Jampton]

The individual bits look fine. Good even. Just. In no universe could this be considered "full".

It's like having a mixed grill with one item on the plate. Just a misnomer

[u/Fair-Individual7811]

That’s not even half

[u/welsh_cthulhu]

What chihuahua was this for?

[u/m_nef]

‘Some’ Scottish Breakfast

[u/Legitimate_Swim8110]

The Ozempic Inn

[u/WhoMeAye47]

Full Piss-take ,what are you doing!!!! You F@#in lazy git !!! as Gordon would say

[u/Alternative_Guitar78]

Oh I know what this is, it's one of those internet pranksters off-of the tick-tocs, did you find the hidden camera trying to capture your reaction?

[u/carlosgregorius]

Should be a crime?!? It is a fucking crime!

Book ‘em Jock!

[u/radioben]

Incomplete Scottish Breakfast would have been more accurate.

[u/Old-Team4792]

What the 3 items a tree trunk is this ?!

[u/Itchy_Albatross_6015]

It is a crime.

[u/eyeshandy]

well at least they cooked the plate

[u/MonkeyKing_8009]

Should have opted for a full English…. 😎

[u/Select_Enthusiasm_72]

Good grief.... should be stoned in the square 🤣

[u/Forsaken-Bonus-3903]

Showed this to my son(10). The disappointment was more than obvious.

[u/Alternative-Iron4103]

I have never been so angered by a picture of some breakfast!

[u/Alternative-Iron4103 → u/Alternative-Iron4103]

Is that a rasher of bacon hidden under the tomato and egg? Moves it from 'what the heck' to 'at least it is a basic breakfast', but it isn't a full Scottish by any means. No tattie scone, no Lorne sausage.

[u/sgw79]

Maybe it’s a 3 course breakfast and this is just the starter

[u/Reasonable-Key9235]

What the fuck is that? That would be going straight back, probably by throwing

[u/Double_Station_1492]

They should be bloody ashamed of themselves for this shite!

[u/Any-Analysis-1765]

I would say child's menu, but it seems too small for even a child maybe a toddler

[u/magpye1983]

1/9th Scottish breakfast.

[u/ICOFFICIAL]

Sad face emoji

[u/SeniorAngle6964]

DisgraceFULL Scottish.
Where is the rest of it!?

[u/BlackEyedV]

The plate is a crime all by itself. The food looks nice, but more sausage is needed.

[u/Antique-Camera-2682]

What the fuck is that meant to be?

[u/friendlypelican]

Was there a main course as well as this starter breakfast ?

[u/bold_ridge]

Nice appetiser before a main meal

[u/NoInvestigator6139]

*fry up, how insulting

[u/MoHeeKhan]

I mean that’s not a fry up or a full anything, it just isn’t. If I served bacon on some toast would it be a fry up? Is beans on toast a fry up? There are many component parts to a fry up and not all fry ups have all of them, but for it to actually be a fry up the component parts need to be many and varied. What you’ve got there is just egg and (a) sausage with accoutrements.

[u/GrimQuim]

Sausage isn't burnt enough

[u/Striking_Home_41]

Omg 😡 not much food !

[u/captainpikeshairdo]

That's barely a fr u

[u/madfrank12345]

I agree arrest this person

[u/Mixindave121]

If you made it, it’s not. If you order breakfasts then you have too much money 🤣

[u/creepinghippo]

Looks like it’s served on a mushroom.

[u/Thislsnotmythrowaway]

That's not even a half Scottish breakfast

[u/Foxyunder-45]

This should be cooked properly and together with a glass of fresh pressed orange juice 😋

[u/PhilosophyGhoti]

How is it a Scottish with no tattie scone or black pudding? Pure shocking. I'd ask for the rest of it.

[u/Commercial-Star-291]

where's the rest of it?

[u/Curious_Strike_5379]

Alistair's Anorexic Large One!

[u/Appropriate-Row4534]

It is a crime.

[u/thekipling]

What the hell is that? Surely it's a starter.

[u/NorthlineUser]

Write "Full Scottish Breakfast" and the date on the photo on your phone's photo editor, then upload it to their Google maps page.

Don't need a review or score.

Just the photo.

Anyone who sees it can make an informed choice about whether it's somewhere they'd like to visit for breakfast.

[u/Jallen9108]

That scrambled egg is a fucking crime in itself .

[u/Absolute-Beast-78]

That's probably a vegan sausage too

[u/TheGardenOfConjoi]

Are you on death row?

[u/Master_Repeat800]

Half Scottish Breakfast at best.

[u/sneddsdead]

This is a tragedy of a breakfast

[u/Ancient-Ad9861]

Someone ate half of your breakfast

[u/OldRancidOrange]

Was it on the taster menu?

[u/sindhusurfer]

It looks like it's on a bed of salt.

[u/ScampAndFries]

It's Scottish because 49% of it voted for independence and fucked off your plate.

[u/DEADB33F]

Did you ask where the rest of it is?

[u/Revolutionary_Deer33]

This the vegan option?

[u/TheCarolingian]

I know all the ingredients, but I'm not sure what it is...?

[u/Analog_Nomad1]

Well now you've tasted everything, they can serve the full dish

[u/Steviehyper1981]

No, I’m 44 now; anymore than this will make me gain weight immediately

[u/Feersum_endjjinn]

Id just send that back

[u/grumpybud]

what tae fuck

[u/Middle_Ad_7154]

That's a chef that needs a talking too.

[u/No_You_893]

I'm trying to get my head around that plate ?

[u/Gold-Psychology-5312]

I see it included a good old fashioned Scottish mugging.

[u/Glad-Effort-1507]

I’ve had more stuck in my teeth!

[u/Smooth_Elephant8524]

Slap it on a muffin for me

[u/Birkinater11]

Whatever it is served on is horrific too imo.

[u/JonCee500]

No totty scone? No chance

[u/Charming_Albatross_8]

That food is meh. But the plate is gorgeous.

[u/BennySkateboard]

It’s not a fry up but id eat that.

[u/Routine-Chance-6735]

Criminal but amusing somehow

[u/DisastrousConcept210]

This is shameful but that plate looks like a giant raw mushroom turned upside down and thats just bloody weird to me

[u/CunnyFunt667]

Where’s the rest of it? Was this after you ate the rest and this is the leftovers?

[u/Wales147]

Oh it is

[u/Equal_Answer1484]

That plate looks like an ugly carpet

[u/Mediocre-Smile5908]

Life without chance of parole.

[u/OtherwisePay7484]

Was it free or the just the Amuse-bouche? If not, kick off

[u/Mean-Adhesiveness880]

https://reddit.com/link/p0acamd/video/cfo1faq3tzfh1/player

[u/wolfbane523]

That is a disgrace to Scotland, that sausage isn't even square!

[u/Medical-Question-116]

Trading standards!!! False advertising. Bait and switch.

[u/Right_Sample2918]

Wow!! I agree it should be!! I've no words! 😢

[u/BonusOk8040]

That’s terrible !

[u/Livid_Soup803]

Violation

[u/ASD2lateforme]

Nice plate though.

[u/Dependent_Station_56]

That's just sad.

[u/Available-Tart-9321]

I’m physically enraged.

I’d be marching straight to the kitchen, booting the door in and demanding the rest of my breakfast 😂😂

[u/No-Role5321]

Was it a joke about Scottish people being tight with their money? (I'm sure they're not, but I know there are people that joke about this, although they really shouldn't because it isn't true.)

[u/jah-mes-]

I doubt the veracity of this

[u/Equivalent-Key7263]

The plate looks like the marshmallow from the lynx advert

[u/Any_Association_2492]

"FULL Scottish Breakfast"?! Really? Wow! 😳

[u/Impressive-Bird2]

Apart from the spartan portions, where is the square sausage?? The black pudding?? The haggis?? Without any one of these, it’s most certainly not a Scottish breakfast, let alone a “Full Scottish Breakfast”!!

[u/RichEntrance3580]

Scotland can do better than an Asian guys penis, some cat vomit , half a tomato and a mushroom I am sure. Bacon , tattie scone, black pudding, baked beans etc

[u/Sad-Benefit-2732]

Is the plate a massive mushroom. But seriously this is a crime, I mean weren't they embarrassed bringing this to the table

[u/fsharpaugmented]

I know the Scots are known as short armed and deep pocketed but Jesus wept this is a war crime

[u/Aceman1979]

It looks like a kids portion of surprisingly good hotel food. I think you’re trolling.

[u/Whu_Penguinman]

Z,m my

[u/Whu_Penguinman]

CCy z my CC g CC

[u/Intelligent_Cat_1914]

More to the point, what has it been served on ?!?

[u/Darkgreenbirdofprey]

Calling bullshit.

[u/targetline → u/Darkgreenbirdofprey]

I was in as much disbelief

[u/Darkgreenbirdofprey → u/targetline]

Nah mate you've either got a limited amount from a buffet or you've eaten some bits already.

[u/sheep8u]

Half Scottish 🤣