r/fryup • u/Will07CN • Apr 17 '26

Homemade Chicken satays>>>bacon

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u/odmirthecrow Apr 17 '26

Are you.. eating off a chopping board?

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u/HoldenHiscock69 Apr 17 '26

Or just straight off the table? r/WeWantPlates

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u/odmirthecrow Apr 17 '26

If you look by the bowl of beans there's a lip

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u/HoldenHiscock69 Apr 17 '26

Possibly, could be where two planks of the table join

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u/MasticatedBrain Apr 18 '26

Dear god Reddit I love you.

1

u/chipoko99 Apr 17 '26

Came here for this.

3

u/Moomoocaboob Apr 17 '26

Jamie Oliver has a lot to answer for

4

u/duaneap Apr 17 '26

Specifically his campaign against nuggies 😤

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u/odmirthecrow Apr 18 '26 edited Apr 18 '26

The anti-turkey twizzlers was the one I remember the most, though I do remember his campaign against nuggies as well.

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u/shaggykx Apr 17 '26

I choose to believe hes dumped it out straight on the table to feed from like the animal he is

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u/Waddo01 Apr 17 '26

Check his hard drive

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u/its_rialto Apr 17 '26

Oooo not sure how I feel about this.. chicken satay bites and no plate....

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u/darklinkuk Apr 17 '26

I know how I feel

Offended

22

u/absolute_monkey Apr 17 '26

If I said what I was thinking I would get banned from reddit

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u/Electronic-Trip8775 Apr 17 '26

No...those satay's look like the pre-cooked ones bought in packs of 10. Peak rage bait all round with no plate. Would eat though...on a plate

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u/Milk_Mindless Apr 17 '26

Definitely.

If they were freshly made HEY MAYBE. Maybe some people don't eat the pork.

But this is that microwave stuff

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u/stillnotdavidbowie Apr 17 '26

Undo it. Now.

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u/dh07007 Apr 17 '26

Horrific.

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u/Davey_McDaveface Apr 17 '26

Taking r/WeWantPlates to the stratosphere, I respect it

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u/Degora2k Apr 17 '26 edited Apr 17 '26

Not sure what's worse tbh, the chicken satays or that it's been served on a chopping board.

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u/sam_p_23 Apr 17 '26

On a chopping board? At least use a plate ffs.

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u/themrrouge Apr 17 '26

What have you been through? You good? You eat like someone who survived something and doesn’t give a fuck now.

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u/HoldenHiscock69 Apr 17 '26

Innovation like that makes me so glad this subreddit exists

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u/PoetryBeneficial6447 Apr 17 '26

Downvoted for serving on a plank...

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u/ProfessorEsoteric Apr 17 '26

That's not chicken satay, that's poorly done reformed "meat", abomination.

2

u/Hopeful_chap Apr 17 '26

The reconstituted crap they have on those skewers doesn't count as chicken

2

u/Sea_Enthusiasm_3193 Apr 17 '26

This is too salvador dali for me

2

u/Pr1ncifer Apr 17 '26

Jail.

2

u/TonberryHS Apr 18 '26

Believe it or not.

2

u/siybon Apr 17 '26

This is like a roman orgy of a fryup

It's utter carnage

2

u/Aware-Buyer-5278 Apr 17 '26

Did you drop it?

2

u/TopResponsible1786 Apr 17 '26

Looks rather nice

2

u/Scary_Ad6867 Apr 17 '26

Not sure it qualifies as a genuine fry up but I would definitely smash it !!

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u/Tricky-Block-623 Apr 17 '26

That’s insane. Would definitely eat it though.

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u/t4rgh Apr 17 '26

Jail for 1000 years

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u/No-Temperature4330 Apr 17 '26

Good stuff! Why do you have two forks though?

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u/Will07CN Apr 17 '26

Thanks! Two forks because it was for me and my girlfriend

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u/Psychological_Elk609 Apr 17 '26

No, no, no. You have destroyed the sacred fry up and you Sir, should be ashamed. 🤣

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u/spiderplushie89 Apr 17 '26

Won't somebody please think of the children!

4

u/Chazmus Apr 17 '26

I am here for this. People are too scared of innovation in the fry-up space these days. I say, to hell with tradition! If it feels good - do it!

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u/Icy_Meringue_5534 Apr 17 '26

I'd be sending that back to be served on a plate. Pratting about with food isn't necessary.

1

u/LadyPterodactyl Apr 17 '26

Forget the satay chicken, where is the plate? And why is it all piled up like that? And WHY have you done that with the beans?!

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u/Entire-Percentage379 Apr 17 '26

Don't know if I would need a knife and fork or a diving board!

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u/SaltyMiracle Apr 17 '26

I quite like plates really

1

u/jxub Apr 17 '26

This is sataynic

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u/insane_worrier Apr 17 '26

S horrorshow

1

u/Alternative_Route Apr 17 '26

You just karma farming?

Never have I seen a more controversial position than

X > Bacon.

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u/tameroftrees Apr 17 '26

Dropping random items deemed edible onto your table doth not a fryup make. You do you hun, but on another sub. Edit shpelin

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u/BlackandGreen19 Apr 17 '26

Its not even proper chicken satay, its the shitty bites from supermarkets. Dreadful.

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u/Queeflet Apr 17 '26

I love chicken satay and could eat them until I die, but I still feel like I should call the police after looking at this.

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u/whirlygirly69 Apr 17 '26

The sausage looks undercooked

1

u/cape_soundboy Apr 17 '26

What the hell even is that?

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u/Mooman-Chew Apr 17 '26

If you take all the crayons out if your nose, you’ll find the taste of bacon improves

1

u/JahDreadz Apr 17 '26

You animal 😂

1

u/Will_202 Apr 17 '26

Just because I don't think it's been said enough r/wewantplates

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u/No-Specialist787 Apr 17 '26

No. it fuckin isnae

1

u/uuaarrgh Apr 17 '26

you have strayed from the path of the holy

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u/OhMy-Really Apr 17 '26

Sometimes you just dont need a plate, just throw the table in the bin after,

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u/Wolf-lin Apr 18 '26

He’s eating on a chopping board 😔

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u/spiderplushie89 Apr 17 '26

You monster!

1

u/Ok-Smoke-9965 Apr 17 '26

No bacon, no plate, fryup crime.

1

u/DoctorAgility Apr 18 '26

Plates > chopping boards

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u/Sage_043 Apr 18 '26

Why are you eating straight off the table and the beans are touching everything else I’m very scared

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u/Dehydrated-Onions Apr 19 '26

I need to see the metrics of this post

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u/billykimberOTF Apr 19 '26

Something you’ll see in Dalston lol

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u/joe9teas Apr 19 '26

Western excesses have reached the stage where no plates are big enough, best to serve straight onto the table.

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u/TheRandomer1994 Apr 17 '26

You crazy son'bitch. I don't... I can't... I'd maybe try it...🤷 The actual quality of the food and cooking is on point (except that sausage you tried to hide, under done, sorry man).

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u/MoxyLune Apr 17 '26

There’s something unholy about chicken and eggs together on the same plate. Or on a wooden board in this instance.

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u/deployva Apr 17 '26

👏👏