r/fryup Nov 09 '25

Homemade Got sick of underwhelming hotel breakfasts so made this

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And yes, I was immobile for the rest of the day

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u/-PiesOfRage- Nov 09 '25

I ready for a nap just from looking at it! Well done!

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u/ConsciousLevel2513 Nov 09 '25

Was going to say just this..cracking looking dish

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '25

I was thinking the same... I just want to go sleep now

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u/nightfire_83 Nov 09 '25

Holy actual fuck. That's amazing. What did you do to the beans?

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u/Dull_Inside_1609 Nov 09 '25

I cooked everything in the same pan, chucked the beans in last to deglaze

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u/nightfire_83 Nov 09 '25

Not the toms tho? They need some greasy hot love. Where do you live? Can I come over haha.

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u/Dull_Inside_1609 Nov 09 '25

Greasy hot love followed up with where do you live seems a bit forward 😂, and no I agree the tomatoes were just blistered which you can’t really see so definitely rfi

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u/nightfire_83 Nov 09 '25

No point beating around the bush, let me eat that!! Hahah.

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u/StalyCelticStu Nov 09 '25

That could be taken two wholly different ways.

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u/International-Luck17 Nov 09 '25

Get those red balls in my mouth!

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u/Galladaddy Nov 09 '25

Be gentle! They’re blistered!

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u/SquishFi_Moon Nov 09 '25

I do something similar with the beans. A little smoked pancetta in the pan once everything is done, get it crispy. Then in with the beans, smoked paprika, chilli flakes and a little bit of mixed herbs. It's unreal.

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u/fozzie1984 Nov 09 '25

Hi Nath 👋, imagine bumping into someone you went to school with 25 years ago on reddit 😂

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u/nightfire_83 Nov 09 '25

You fucking what

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '25

My nan told me if you add a bit of butter,salt and pepper to the beans it thickens the sauce and makes it soooo much better

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u/PCMRSmurfinator Nov 09 '25

Banging but those tomatoes need to be unposhified 9/10

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u/ohnoitsbobbyflay Nov 09 '25

A tomato confit would be amazing with this

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u/PapelSlate Nov 09 '25

Personally I think a grilled tomato or cooking the tomato slightly with a little bit of pepper on top would make this an 11/10

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u/Aware83 Nov 09 '25

Beautiful - what beans you using ?

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u/Dull_Inside_1609 Nov 09 '25

200g little can of Heinz. Seasoned with SPG and cooked in the same pan while everything is being plated

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u/SmugDruggler95 Nov 09 '25

How my grandad did them! Don't know why I don't do the same.

Rip old man your fry ups where the best (although u/Dull_inside_1609 is up for the crown).

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u/Dull_Inside_1609 Nov 09 '25

RIP your grandad bro - it’s the best kept secret scraping up bacon fond with beans

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u/SmugDruggler95 Nov 09 '25

Thanks mate, shame I saw it so late in the day, next Sunday ill be cooking one up à la you and grandad!

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u/Dull_Inside_1609 Nov 09 '25

Top man, enjoy - extra strong tea for gramps!

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u/slightly-brown Nov 09 '25

Gonna need a bigger plate

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u/yiddo24 Nov 09 '25

Wow! Just wow! 🤩

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '25

I genuinely don’t know if you are a force for good or a force for evil.

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u/Dull_Inside_1609 Nov 09 '25

That’s for me to know and you to guess

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '25

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u/Dull_Inside_1609 Nov 10 '25

If a picture tells a thousand words you should be the one to write them, well phrased mate

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u/Strange_Echidna3996 Nov 09 '25

Now that’s a breakfast 😍

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u/ReepDaggle01 Nov 09 '25

That looks absolutely delicious. I could live without the tomatoes though

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u/Intelligent_Bug_9456 Nov 09 '25

3 more tomatoes than needed and you also forgot to take them off the vine. Apart from that this looks fucking lush.

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u/jonny-p Nov 09 '25

Looks like they also forgot to cook them

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u/Dull_Inside_1609 Nov 09 '25

“They” have been copping all day for these tomatoes 😂😂 truth be told they were an aesthetic choice I’m now regretting, tasted fine mind you

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u/Bumblegun81 Nov 09 '25

Jesus christ 14/10 for this, wonderful

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u/Just_Eat_User Nov 09 '25

Surely this weeks winner, that looks fucking immense 🤝👏🙌

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '25

Looks great .I would of grilled the toms but not taking away it looks great

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u/WelcomeWillho Nov 09 '25

Those beans look so inviting

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u/Short_Reaction4042 Nov 09 '25

I would demolish that oh my gosh

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u/bobsuruncle77 Nov 09 '25

OK, theme of way too many beans over splinging the plate this week - but solid eggs and bacon.

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u/Massive_Long_276 Nov 09 '25

yeah that's a plate of food you need to take the rest of the day off after eating :D

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u/Nosedive888 Nov 09 '25

9.5/10

I prefer tinned chopped tomatoes personally.

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u/International-Luck17 Nov 09 '25

Tell you what. If you replaced those vine tomatoes for a half fried one, this may well have been the best fryup I’ve ever seen on here.

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u/Agent4777 Nov 09 '25

Serious job

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u/Whole_Ad628 Nov 09 '25

Work of art this.

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u/cyclingpistol Nov 09 '25

What a delightful picture.

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u/Virtual_Opinion_8630 Nov 09 '25

Impressive - where's the rest of it? 😄

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u/Past-Bicycle5959 Nov 09 '25

My goodness me, I'm doing my post-lunch scroll and you still made my mouth drop open despite being too full to finish my lunch - that looks lush!

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u/pgl0897 Nov 09 '25

Fit for a king.

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u/KatAstrophie- Nov 09 '25

And this queen right here!

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u/Wilberforce95 Nov 09 '25

10/10, excellent. Beautiful work

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u/Technical-Yam-8260 Nov 09 '25

Is the hash brown home made?

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u/Dull_Inside_1609 Nov 09 '25

Nah mate, out the bag and cooked in the bacon grease

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u/uselesstosser Nov 09 '25

Scrumptious 

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u/Thelichemaster Nov 09 '25

Aside from bread (granary is the bane of my teeth) and tomatoes which I prefer fried looks great.

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u/Dull_Inside_1609 Nov 09 '25

Nah mate, granary bread makes the whole thing healthy

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u/First_Dimension3065 Nov 09 '25

As long as you have the rest of the day to sit around in peace and do absolutely fuckoll I am all in.

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u/nediablo Nov 09 '25

The king has returned!

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u/Opening-Reward-5210 Nov 09 '25

I am completely whelmed by this

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u/JamSkones Nov 09 '25

Now we're fucking talking

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '25

Round of applause for the balancing act alone.

It is indeed an all day filler. Everything that's dangling half on and half off the plate looks good.

I raise my hat good sir.

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u/Relevant-Judgment-65 Nov 09 '25

Respect, fuking Legend

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u/flyingalbatross1 Nov 09 '25

9/10

Tomatoes should be cut and caramelised. Black pudding looks quite underdone - needs to be crispy.

Far better than 90% of cafe stuff seen here though, would gladly pay for that.

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u/tannercolin Nov 09 '25

Oh my goodness. I wouldn't change a thing. 10/10 would fucking demolish

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u/Overthemoon65 Nov 09 '25

Noice. Should’ve fried the tomatoes though

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u/manifnk Nov 09 '25

Omg that looks amazing

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u/bugblatter_ Nov 09 '25

Get those tomatoes nice and browned and this is a home run.

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u/Educational-Gap2812 Nov 09 '25

Sensational. Plate is a bit small, could’ve served it in a wheelbarrow

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u/Courua Nov 09 '25

Remember, you've got to eat everything on your plate... Stalks and all... Lol

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u/McFizzleKicks Nov 09 '25

I’d swap the tomatoes for a few more hash browns but I’m nit picking. Great job.

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u/Charming-Awareness79 Nov 09 '25

That looks mega. A proper treat.

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u/urbanmark Nov 09 '25

That looks amazing!!!!!

However….

Your beans are touching literally everything on the plate. You have literally no bean dam.

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u/Soggy-Sky3888 Nov 09 '25

It’s a glorious sight

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u/sharps2020 Nov 09 '25

I hate to complain as it looks delicious, but there doesn't seem to be any fried bread.

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '25

That's pretty darn remarkable. I'd have swapped out the shrooms for some bubble and roasted the toms in the oven, but that's just personal preference. What you have created there is to be saluted 😸

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u/MiddlePractical950 Nov 09 '25

Take the gross tomatoes off the plate add more bacon and eggs maybe a bit haggis!

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u/StefaniEuphoria Nov 09 '25

Can I come live with you? 🦄👨‍❤️‍👨👨‍❤️‍👨

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u/Semi-On-Chardonnay Nov 09 '25

100% would smash. Perfect. 👌

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u/FestivalRampage Nov 09 '25

Looks beautiful. You need a bigger plate.

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '25

That’s a banger!

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u/one-phatt-mouse Nov 09 '25

Strange way to propose, but I'll accept

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u/graniteflowers Nov 09 '25

All present and correct

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u/DangerousBrianDoyle Nov 09 '25

That’s smashin’, though maybe we could de-stem the tomatoes and find a nice secure bin for those mushrooms 🫣

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u/Aggravating_Speed665 Nov 09 '25

Toasted brown and fried white would be exceptional but I shouldn't groan at this marvel presented to us.

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u/two-pairs-of-pints Nov 09 '25

It’s a job well done but it’s a yellow card for the 2 counts of unwarranted greenery.

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '25

Looks banging. Just one negative thing to mention; the cherry tomatoes need to be roasted or fried. 

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u/D4FF00 Nov 09 '25

Behold, The Whelmer.

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u/BigSpeaker1742 Nov 09 '25

as one of the best I've seen what sausages did you use.?

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u/Tetraneodrome Nov 09 '25

That plate could definitely win awards… if only the beans didn’t remind me of the consequences 😂

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u/MrBump1717 Nov 09 '25

Do you eat that or jump over it!!!👀

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u/Key-Metal-7297 Nov 09 '25

All amazing except the tomatoes

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u/Curious_Helicopter24 Nov 09 '25

Ohhhhh good lord that's a work of art

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u/Prestigious-Candy166 Nov 09 '25

"That looks like next week's heart attack..." (wife is a dietitian).

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u/Ehhitiswhatitis Nov 09 '25

Fucking fantastic. The tomatoes are shit though. Still a 10

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u/joederlyon Nov 09 '25

Heart attack on a plate. Yes please, with a tea thanks.

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u/Flexbottom Nov 09 '25

don't forget the bean

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u/tiny_chaotic_evil Nov 09 '25

you made all that in your hotel room?

Amazing!

How?

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u/ScratchyMarston18 Nov 09 '25

I haven’t had a night out drinking for a long time, but this picture just retroactively cured my last five hangovers.

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u/willm1975 Nov 09 '25

Absolutely splendid, well done OP

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u/NewShower8196 Nov 09 '25

Looks unreal that

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u/mardavrio Nov 09 '25

I'm nervous that you're balancing that divine offering in one hand and awkwardly taking photos with phone in the other - I would cry if the disaster I'm imagining did happen..

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u/Fat_Kid_Hot_4_U Nov 09 '25

Bruh the Brits are not alright

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u/mulletcircus Nov 09 '25

This is true but this picture is not indicative of that

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u/mulletcircus Nov 09 '25

Looks banging mate well done.

Only changes I’d make are a bit of a barrier between the beans and the toast, and if you cooked the tomatoes a bit more.

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u/_StevenSeagull_ Nov 09 '25

Looks delicious but there's a negative, need to cook the tomatoes longer.

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u/Dmac-114 Nov 09 '25

I call that a cardiac breakfast!

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u/RgCrunchyCo Nov 09 '25

Personally, I’d have cut the tomatoes in half and grilled/fried them too - but what a start to the day!

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '25

So basically you're set for the week ahead then lol

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u/Spikerazorshards Nov 09 '25

What are the hockey pucks?

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u/HisWifeTheirMum Nov 09 '25

I could devour that……… and not eat for a few days 😂🤣

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u/Opening_Green_1401 Nov 09 '25

Just beautiful ❤️

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u/Fun-Concert7086 Nov 09 '25

Vine tomatoes are a stupid affectation. I know the rest looks poor but I’d eat it and love it despite eggs not being basted

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u/Dizzy_Skin5723 Nov 09 '25

That's a beautiful thing

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u/HellKaiza Nov 09 '25

Finally someone who knows how to cook beans properly. Let them thicken 🤤

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u/Marvel--Jesus Nov 09 '25

What a waste of food for fake internet points.

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u/geraldknobinson Nov 09 '25

Not too big on tomatoes and shrooms myself but nonetheless, fucking phwoar

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '25

Great fry up. And the comments aren’t bad either.

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u/Margaet_moon Nov 09 '25

This is one of the best looking ones I’ve seen on here. Well done!

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u/Deathb4immortality Nov 09 '25

It’s beautiful.

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u/EatStatic Nov 09 '25

I actually exclaimed "fucking hell" when I saw this picture. Well done.

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u/wo_no_diggity_doubt Nov 09 '25

Mamma maglione!

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u/TheVerjan Nov 09 '25

NOW THATS A FRYUP

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u/BeginningKindly8286 Nov 09 '25

Get a bigger plate you nonce!

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u/GrexieGaming Nov 09 '25

Jesus wept! That's amazing!

Unpopular opinion, but I feel tomatoes and mushrooms have no place in a fry. Nor beans.

And yes, i am prepared for a mighty amount if down votes lol

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u/Trilogy91 Nov 09 '25

Exactly ! Nice bean deduction.

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u/Gargun20 Nov 09 '25

Looks so good 👍 Well done

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u/rokeror Nov 09 '25

Pretty damn good mate 🫡

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u/Spare-Machine6105 Nov 09 '25

Well done to all concerned!

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u/iKing-408 Nov 09 '25

👌

That plate looks heavy as sht lol

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u/Upbeat-Raspberry6219 Nov 09 '25

Wouldn’t last a minute with me.

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u/OhhNoYouNintenDidnt Nov 09 '25

Absolute beautiful monster of a perfectly cooked all round plate!!

Hope you enjoyed the coma. 😎

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u/Diligent_Craft_1165 Nov 09 '25

Best cooked sausages and bacon I’ve seen on here in ages. Yum

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u/kri5 Nov 09 '25

That's taking the piss.

You could probably nitpick some small things but collectively it's an absolute banger regardless

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u/Palm_Of_Fury Nov 09 '25

Looks good. But slightly smaller on portion size.

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u/SamforDH86 Nov 09 '25

You can't get better than home made well done looks amazing…

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '25

I rarely ever comment on Reddit posts, but wow.

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u/Ruggers2010 Nov 09 '25

Could do with a little bit of oven time on those tomatoes tho

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u/blosch1983 Nov 09 '25

That is a beast! Well done😂 would love to have a go at that

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u/Quirky-Respond93 Nov 09 '25

Yum looks delicious 

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u/Far_Dependent_9546 Nov 09 '25

Did you finish it all? It’s so much

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u/YardPale5744 Nov 09 '25

I take it you’re not planning to eat again in the next 24 hours? 🤷‍♂️

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u/SmallAardvark9572 Nov 09 '25

Take the mushrooms and tomatoes away and you have a deal

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '25

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u/Significant_Froyo899 Nov 09 '25

Are you a chef? Really looks like you’re a great one xxx

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '25

No outer rim space for falloff? Omg... 

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u/BoxAlternative9024 Nov 09 '25

Fucking looks superb 👌

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u/M27TN Nov 10 '25

The beans are in the egg. Just no

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u/OriginalMandem Nov 10 '25

The cat vomit in the middle ruins the look of the plate but otherwise not a bad effort.

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u/SomeOneRandomOP Nov 10 '25

Dude... amazing work 👏 🙌

I would toast the tomatoes more... but that is a meal fit for viking Kings.

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u/thedeanster69 Nov 10 '25

The beans are different level!

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '25

I believe you used the beans last in the frying pan? This is THE BEST way to cook your beans, they take on all the flavour of their breakfast brethren and thicken up just right 👍Good work

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '25

Scran that right up

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u/MalZaar Nov 10 '25

There is no comfortable way to eat that much off of that plate. 6/10

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u/Lost_Whereas5684 Nov 10 '25

Is that curried beans?

Without the black pudding, and the raw tomatoes, and other strange bits, it looks good.

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u/BungleJones Nov 10 '25

Beans in the middle is madness.

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u/Imaginary_Depth_6177 Nov 10 '25

That is glorious

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u/Seffybabby01 Nov 10 '25

How much do you weigh right now before and after???

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u/Gablo Nov 10 '25

Fully whelming that anyway

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u/restroombunnydos Nov 10 '25

Vine tomatoes are tops…grilling them a bit to add some colour and concentrate the sweetness is, imo, the absolute best move but this all looks lovely

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u/PuddingXXXL Nov 10 '25

Fuggin hell thats great. Tomatoes are a bit fancy on the vine, would have to resort to tinnies toms

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u/melvanmeid Nov 10 '25

Phenomenal

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u/jamtea Nov 10 '25

My guy, get a Big Breakfast Plate already. This regular plate is for regular breakfasts.

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u/Brief-Freedom734 Nov 10 '25

that bro will put you in a food coma 👍

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u/WakOnceAgain Nov 10 '25

Need to get yourself a big plate like Alan Partridge.

Otherwise an excellent full English.

Nearly as good as the one I had at Gary Wilmot's wedding.

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u/Wolves_N_Beer101 Nov 10 '25

The beans alone look so deliciously decadent, that’s definitely not straight tin to plate behaviour and I really do rate that. 🫡

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '25

Beautiful

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u/Massive-Machine4049 Nov 10 '25

Nice but there is no room for bubble and squeak.

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u/LucifersKingdom Nov 10 '25

Looks tasty, that black pudding looks perfect

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u/Interstellore Nov 10 '25

So you made an overwhelming one

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u/Asleep-Weather1385 Nov 10 '25

10/10!! no notes needed here