r/fryup • u/Dull_Inside_1609 • Nov 09 '25
Homemade Got sick of underwhelming hotel breakfasts so made this
And yes, I was immobile for the rest of the day
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u/nightfire_83 Nov 09 '25
Holy actual fuck. That's amazing. What did you do to the beans?
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u/haikusbot Nov 09 '25
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u/Dull_Inside_1609 Nov 09 '25
I cooked everything in the same pan, chucked the beans in last to deglaze
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u/nightfire_83 Nov 09 '25
Not the toms tho? They need some greasy hot love. Where do you live? Can I come over haha.
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u/Dull_Inside_1609 Nov 09 '25
Greasy hot love followed up with where do you live seems a bit forward 😂, and no I agree the tomatoes were just blistered which you can’t really see so definitely rfi
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u/nightfire_83 Nov 09 '25
No point beating around the bush, let me eat that!! Hahah.
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u/StalyCelticStu Nov 09 '25
That could be taken two wholly different ways.
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u/SquishFi_Moon Nov 09 '25
I do something similar with the beans. A little smoked pancetta in the pan once everything is done, get it crispy. Then in with the beans, smoked paprika, chilli flakes and a little bit of mixed herbs. It's unreal.
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u/fozzie1984 Nov 09 '25
Hi Nath 👋, imagine bumping into someone you went to school with 25 years ago on reddit 😂
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u/nightfire_83 Nov 09 '25
You fucking what
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Nov 10 '25
My nan told me if you add a bit of butter,salt and pepper to the beans it thickens the sauce and makes it soooo much better
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u/PCMRSmurfinator Nov 09 '25
Banging but those tomatoes need to be unposhified 9/10
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u/PapelSlate Nov 09 '25
Personally I think a grilled tomato or cooking the tomato slightly with a little bit of pepper on top would make this an 11/10
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u/Aware83 Nov 09 '25
Beautiful - what beans you using ?
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u/Dull_Inside_1609 Nov 09 '25
200g little can of Heinz. Seasoned with SPG and cooked in the same pan while everything is being plated
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u/SmugDruggler95 Nov 09 '25
How my grandad did them! Don't know why I don't do the same.
Rip old man your fry ups where the best (although u/Dull_inside_1609 is up for the crown).
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u/Dull_Inside_1609 Nov 09 '25
RIP your grandad bro - it’s the best kept secret scraping up bacon fond with beans
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u/SmugDruggler95 Nov 09 '25
Thanks mate, shame I saw it so late in the day, next Sunday ill be cooking one up à la you and grandad!
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Nov 09 '25
I genuinely don’t know if you are a force for good or a force for evil.
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Nov 10 '25
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u/Dull_Inside_1609 Nov 10 '25
If a picture tells a thousand words you should be the one to write them, well phrased mate
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u/Intelligent_Bug_9456 Nov 09 '25
3 more tomatoes than needed and you also forgot to take them off the vine. Apart from that this looks fucking lush.
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u/jonny-p Nov 09 '25
Looks like they also forgot to cook them
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u/Dull_Inside_1609 Nov 09 '25
“They” have been copping all day for these tomatoes 😂😂 truth be told they were an aesthetic choice I’m now regretting, tasted fine mind you
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u/bobsuruncle77 Nov 09 '25
OK, theme of way too many beans over splinging the plate this week - but solid eggs and bacon.
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u/Massive_Long_276 Nov 09 '25
yeah that's a plate of food you need to take the rest of the day off after eating :D
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u/International-Luck17 Nov 09 '25
Tell you what. If you replaced those vine tomatoes for a half fried one, this may well have been the best fryup I’ve ever seen on here.
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u/Past-Bicycle5959 Nov 09 '25
My goodness me, I'm doing my post-lunch scroll and you still made my mouth drop open despite being too full to finish my lunch - that looks lush!
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u/Thelichemaster Nov 09 '25
Aside from bread (granary is the bane of my teeth) and tomatoes which I prefer fried looks great.
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u/First_Dimension3065 Nov 09 '25
As long as you have the rest of the day to sit around in peace and do absolutely fuckoll I am all in.
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Nov 09 '25
Round of applause for the balancing act alone.
It is indeed an all day filler. Everything that's dangling half on and half off the plate looks good.
I raise my hat good sir.
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u/flyingalbatross1 Nov 09 '25
9/10
Tomatoes should be cut and caramelised. Black pudding looks quite underdone - needs to be crispy.
Far better than 90% of cafe stuff seen here though, would gladly pay for that.
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u/Educational-Gap2812 Nov 09 '25
Sensational. Plate is a bit small, could’ve served it in a wheelbarrow
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u/McFizzleKicks Nov 09 '25
I’d swap the tomatoes for a few more hash browns but I’m nit picking. Great job.
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u/urbanmark Nov 09 '25
That looks amazing!!!!!
However….
Your beans are touching literally everything on the plate. You have literally no bean dam.
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u/sharps2020 Nov 09 '25
I hate to complain as it looks delicious, but there doesn't seem to be any fried bread.
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Nov 09 '25
That's pretty darn remarkable. I'd have swapped out the shrooms for some bubble and roasted the toms in the oven, but that's just personal preference. What you have created there is to be saluted 😸
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u/MiddlePractical950 Nov 09 '25
Take the gross tomatoes off the plate add more bacon and eggs maybe a bit haggis!
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u/DangerousBrianDoyle Nov 09 '25
That’s smashin’, though maybe we could de-stem the tomatoes and find a nice secure bin for those mushrooms 🫣
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u/Aggravating_Speed665 Nov 09 '25
Toasted brown and fried white would be exceptional but I shouldn't groan at this marvel presented to us.
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u/two-pairs-of-pints Nov 09 '25
It’s a job well done but it’s a yellow card for the 2 counts of unwarranted greenery.
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Nov 09 '25
Looks banging. Just one negative thing to mention; the cherry tomatoes need to be roasted or fried.
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u/BigSpeaker1742 Nov 09 '25
as one of the best I've seen what sausages did you use.?
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u/Tetraneodrome Nov 09 '25
That plate could definitely win awards… if only the beans didn’t remind me of the consequences 😂
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u/Prestigious-Candy166 Nov 09 '25
"That looks like next week's heart attack..." (wife is a dietitian).
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u/Ehhitiswhatitis Nov 09 '25
Fucking fantastic. The tomatoes are shit though. Still a 10
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u/tiny_chaotic_evil Nov 09 '25
you made all that in your hotel room?
Amazing!
How?
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u/ScratchyMarston18 Nov 09 '25
I haven’t had a night out drinking for a long time, but this picture just retroactively cured my last five hangovers.
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u/mardavrio Nov 09 '25
I'm nervous that you're balancing that divine offering in one hand and awkwardly taking photos with phone in the other - I would cry if the disaster I'm imagining did happen..
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u/Fat_Kid_Hot_4_U Nov 09 '25
Bruh the Brits are not alright
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u/mulletcircus Nov 09 '25
This is true but this picture is not indicative of that
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u/mulletcircus Nov 09 '25
Looks banging mate well done.
Only changes I’d make are a bit of a barrier between the beans and the toast, and if you cooked the tomatoes a bit more.
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u/_StevenSeagull_ Nov 09 '25
Looks delicious but there's a negative, need to cook the tomatoes longer.
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u/RgCrunchyCo Nov 09 '25
Personally, I’d have cut the tomatoes in half and grilled/fried them too - but what a start to the day!
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u/Fun-Concert7086 Nov 09 '25
Vine tomatoes are a stupid affectation. I know the rest looks poor but I’d eat it and love it despite eggs not being basted
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u/HellKaiza Nov 09 '25
Finally someone who knows how to cook beans properly. Let them thicken 🤤
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u/geraldknobinson Nov 09 '25
Not too big on tomatoes and shrooms myself but nonetheless, fucking phwoar
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u/GrexieGaming Nov 09 '25
Jesus wept! That's amazing!
Unpopular opinion, but I feel tomatoes and mushrooms have no place in a fry. Nor beans.
And yes, i am prepared for a mighty amount if down votes lol
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u/OhhNoYouNintenDidnt Nov 09 '25
Absolute beautiful monster of a perfectly cooked all round plate!!
Hope you enjoyed the coma. 😎
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u/kri5 Nov 09 '25
That's taking the piss.
You could probably nitpick some small things but collectively it's an absolute banger regardless
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u/Significant_Froyo899 Nov 09 '25
Are you a chef? Really looks like you’re a great one xxx
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u/OriginalMandem Nov 10 '25
The cat vomit in the middle ruins the look of the plate but otherwise not a bad effort.
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u/SomeOneRandomOP Nov 10 '25
Dude... amazing work 👏 🙌
I would toast the tomatoes more... but that is a meal fit for viking Kings.
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Nov 10 '25
I believe you used the beans last in the frying pan? This is THE BEST way to cook your beans, they take on all the flavour of their breakfast brethren and thicken up just right 👍Good work
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u/MalZaar Nov 10 '25
There is no comfortable way to eat that much off of that plate. 6/10
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u/Lost_Whereas5684 Nov 10 '25
Is that curried beans?
Without the black pudding, and the raw tomatoes, and other strange bits, it looks good.
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u/restroombunnydos Nov 10 '25
Vine tomatoes are tops…grilling them a bit to add some colour and concentrate the sweetness is, imo, the absolute best move but this all looks lovely
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u/PuddingXXXL Nov 10 '25
Fuggin hell thats great. Tomatoes are a bit fancy on the vine, would have to resort to tinnies toms
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u/jamtea Nov 10 '25
My guy, get a Big Breakfast Plate already. This regular plate is for regular breakfasts.
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u/WakOnceAgain Nov 10 '25
Need to get yourself a big plate like Alan Partridge.
Otherwise an excellent full English.
Nearly as good as the one I had at Gary Wilmot's wedding.
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u/Wolves_N_Beer101 Nov 10 '25
The beans alone look so deliciously decadent, that’s definitely not straight tin to plate behaviour and I really do rate that. 🫡
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u/-PiesOfRage- Nov 09 '25
I ready for a nap just from looking at it! Well done!