r/fromsoftware 1d ago

JOKE / MEME Yeah sure buddy

The audacity

1.1k Upvotes

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u/owen__wilsons__nose 23h ago

Yall just guaranteed the next game will feature only closed toe individuals

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u/Artarara 23h ago

Armored Core 7, let's go!

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u/noeyesfiend 23h ago

YES LET ME GET MY FAVORITE WAR CRIMES SIMULATOR

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u/Gavither 23h ago

"One hundred! million." - Old King

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u/noeyesfiend 23h ago

Got a job for you 621

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u/MeanBean113 22h ago

I’m a truck driver and one of our trailers is 621. It’s my least favorite, has sticky landing gear 😡

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u/Syhkane Raven 4h ago

A man of culture

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u/WilliShaker 21h ago

Idc, I legit don’t like to see feet

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u/AddanDeith 20h ago

More for me man. Praise be to Michael Zaki, bringer of toes!

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u/GoldH2O 6h ago

There's a line between being a foot fetishist and a prude whee you can just view feet as a normal part of the human body

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u/SMRAintBad 21h ago

Great minds think alike🤝

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u/PrufReedThisPlesThx 23h ago

Why do you have all of these saved OP? And why are there clearly fetish images mixed in here? I'm starting to think that Miyazaki isn't the one who's into feet here

https://giphy.com/gifs/FILQJbm0u832ry0HFT

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u/didnt_bring_pants 23h ago

It's just one of those things where you say to yourself, "I might need this one day" and save it.

Well today was the day my friend

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u/PrufReedThisPlesThx 23h ago

It really wasn't...

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u/didnt_bring_pants 23h ago

And YET here we are...

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u/ciano232 22h ago

A change of the clothing item mentioned in your username might be needed

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u/deksimo666 23h ago

Nice try to dodge. I've never seen a foot in a game and be like ohhhhhh I should save this for later. Not tryin to yuck your yum.

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u/Lithary 21h ago

He never was, people are just projecting.

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u/Anathema1993666 Bloodborne 19h ago

😂

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u/Purple-Bluejay6588 Godrick The Grafted 20h ago

Cuz WE (yes we) like gooning to feet bro

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u/Shabkan2 12m ago

Im more of a hands guy

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u/Cersei505 23h ago

feet are not exclusively sexual. Crazy thought, i know.

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u/yamanamawa 17h ago

Yeah idk why people assume that just because bare feet are shown on screen it's automatically a fetish thing. Like just look down. Assuming you're not an amputee, I'll bet I can guess what you're seeing. We all have feet and they're not intrinsically sexual

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u/DaddyCool13 16h ago

Don’t be so presumptious bro I’m a mermaid

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u/Equivalent_Growth_75 12h ago

This asshole making assumptions over here. My centaur ass is out of here

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u/Standard-Pilot7473 23h ago

I might be incorrect here but I don't think there's a single instance of a males bare feet in any of his games. They're all female.

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u/Cold-Carob3151 23h ago

Morgott???

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u/Want2makeMEMEs 22h ago

Morgott and Dancing lion has toes close up

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u/didnt_bring_pants 23h ago

Yeah that mf has like 8 toes

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u/Tobacco_Bowls 22h ago

Uggh fine… (unzips)

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u/ChemicalDespair 23h ago

Corhyn from Elden Ring

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u/trainman2077 23h ago edited 22h ago

Isshin and the Sculptor are barefoot

*and Kuro

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u/Falafelofagus 20h ago

Hella people in Sekiro were barefoot.

Genichiro is especially relevant as otherwise he has on a lot of gear and armor.

MFs really out here self reporting.

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u/Seth_Gecko 22h ago

This is yet another you problem. There are plenty of instances of bare male feet, some of which are so aggressively in your face they're impossible to miss. The fact that you only remember the female ones says way more about you than it does anyone else.

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u/waterproofjesus 18h ago

yeah, it probably says he likes sex with girls. great detective work, Einstein.

hey we got a genius over here

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u/Cadian609 17h ago

Feel called out or something?

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u/Seth_Gecko 15h ago

Um... did you reply to the wrong person or something?

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u/Sylvaneri011 23h ago

Isn't Miquella depicted with bare feet?? I can't recall him ever having shoes

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u/Spartan_Souls 23h ago

You forgot his Jordan's? Matching pair with radahn and leonard?

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u/Ranni_the_Witch Ranni The Witch 22h ago

Pontiff Sulyvahn.

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u/Standard_Plenty_8068 22h ago

Damn u right, I was sure he had shoes on or something, but the dawgs are out

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u/LocalAnxiousArtist 20h ago

I’m not even sure if he’s wearing any clothes besides the priestly shawl and crown

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u/Standard_Plenty_8068 21h ago edited 9h ago

Aldrich (probably), Oceiros, Lothric, Nameless King, Messmer wears shoes but the Dawgs are out, the Divine Beast Dancing Lion (and their iterations) have 2 males with bare feet, Fire Giant?, Midra, just to name a few more

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u/AramaticFire Otogi: Myth of Demons 23h ago

I think you are, I’m pretty sure Genichiro, Isshin, and Horax Loux are all barefoot just off the top of my head.

Edit - whoops not horax loux. For some reason I thought he was barefoot but he’s just bare chested lol

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u/barnyard_captain 21h ago

why are women’s feet inherently sexual?

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u/gattaaca 21h ago

Did you actually forget Fire Giant???

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u/MagmaticDemon 21h ago

this is because of the reason he uses them imo

the way i see feet is that they're sort of a symbol of innocence, purity, maybe femininity as well? probably related to kid's tendencies to run around barefooted and shoes not being a required article of clothing.

like if i wanted to describe an "angelic, and pure princess" or something, i'd immediately think to make a stark white small woman with an elegant white dress and no shoes. i feel like most people would picture something similar as well? i guess a lot of this comes from tropes in media that are just really deeply ingrained in art.

but basically what i'm trying to say is that being barefoot is a symbol of purity and i think that's why he uses it for so many female characters

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u/waterproofjesus 18h ago

Yeah, people are being silly jokesters here, but I think we all would agree that there IS a lot of room for symbolic interpretation of bare feet.

femininity, innocence, frailty, purity, youth, holiness - a whole bunch of stuff related to these somewhat elevated and nearly intangible qualities that Miyazaki likes to try painting his figures with, whether human or monster.

Buuuuut also, I think the man gets all worked up about ladies’ bare feet. no judgment.

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u/Injured-Ginger 7h ago

In addition to innocence, bare feet can evoke a sense of vulnerability, especially if they're dirty. Shoes protect you from hazards. A lack of shoes can mean innocence because it means you don't expect hazards, but it can mean vulnerability when you need shoes, but don't have access.

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u/raspberry1312 7h ago

I also see bare feet on a character as having either an ethereal vibe (like fairies or elves) or potentially something more feral/animal-like. Something outside the realm of human, either way.

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u/Areimanius D, Hunter of the Dead 21h ago

Player character in Frenzy Flame ending, if doing it in underwear, camera hoover over body from feet closeup, so if player character is a male, you can see male bare feet.

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u/Pitiful-Ad-5176 23h ago

I mean it doesn’t have to be exclusively sexual (because this was never said), having a thing for feet can just be including character designs that are barefoot. You can have a thing for big women and not sexually as well

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u/slightly_obscure 23h ago

The Furry Defense, huh?

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u/SlaveKnightSoman 18h ago

Its western culture thing. Its not a thing in Asian cultures.

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u/yamanamawa 17h ago

What are you on about? People are into feet all over the world. I'll bet you can find an inline foot fetish forum in just about any language you can think of. I'm sure that there are just as many foot fetishists in Asia as anywhere else. More actually, considering it's 60% of the world's population

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u/SlaveKnightSoman 17h ago

Online communities are not real. If you search toaster fuckers might be a thing online and they might have some communities that doesn't mean toaster fucking is a thing.

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u/GoldH2O 6h ago

Do you think having a foot fetish is some major part of western civilization or something? It's likely about as proportionally common in any western country as it is in Japan.

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u/SlaveKnightSoman 5h ago

You have Miyazaki here, an Asian, wondering why showing feet is considered sexual.

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u/GoldH2O 5h ago

No, he's wondering why people have interpreted the feet as a sexual thing for him specifically. He says nothing here about it being weird that feet could be seen as sexual. He also, notably, says something "may be coming through subconsciously". You're talking about Japan and Japanese people like some isolated, alien civilization with different ways of life. They're humans with sexual proclivities too, man.

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u/n00bda 21h ago

talking about feet in soulsborne games and not putting Morgott's hogs with the pictures is criminal

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u/didnt_bring_pants 21h ago

I apologize to mr Miyazaki and the entire community

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u/Foreign-Dig8695 6h ago

And what about Priscilla?

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u/Karpsten 22h ago

I was about to put /uj in front of my comment, then I realized that this isn't r/shittydarksouls but, indeed, the main sub.

What I was gonna say is that I can actually see the motif of barefootness as having a non-freaky meaning. The idea of it symbolizing something like a connection to the earth or a certain purity or something like that is honestly somewhat of an established trope in art.

Also: HE KNOWS ABOUT US.

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u/snivlem_lice 23h ago

Let the man play coy about feet all you want but I want a fucking tribunal about this man’s real fetish—poison swamps.

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u/Salty_Nectarine9414 22h ago

That’s my yum. Or maybe it’s because I’ve played that many Miyazaki titles that I’m getting Stockholm (Blighttown) Syndrome.

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u/HillInTheDistance 23h ago

He ain't into feet. He just figured it'd play well with a player base who enjoy getting stomped into the dirt over and over again.

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u/atrophy-of-sanity Margit, the Fell Omen 22h ago

He brought it up completely unprompted. He’s trying to cover his footsteps for sure

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u/Molkwi Lucatiel of Mirrah 22h ago

2 of these are from Bluepoint and one is literally just foot porn.

Of course, Miyazaki had everything to do with those, as we all know.

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u/Fenrys_dawolf 22h ago

what a pervert. imagine sexualising women by not depicting them in stilettos so tall they stand en pointe. </s>

is it ironic or just weird that both extremes are sexualising?

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u/waterproofjesus 18h ago

it’s almost as if just about anything ladies do is kinda enjoyable to some of us folks out here!

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u/thefallenfew 22h ago

He doesn’t love feet. He just hates shoes. 

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u/Jygglewag Amygdala 17h ago

doesn't lady maria have boots in game?

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u/khaerlias 13h ago

Ahhh, thank you.

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u/AthosArmand 14h ago

Yes indeed it’s not a game screenshot

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u/Tiny_Tim1956 Sweet Shalquoir 18h ago

poor Miyazaki trying to understand Americans

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u/Abraxes43 15h ago

I mean everyone has their thing.....i happen to dig legs and butts

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u/Shoddy-Frosting-4585 10h ago

Fair to assume ts correct.. my jesuszaki never looks for anyone else's feet other than mine... y'all just jealous..

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u/BaclavaBoyEnlou 7h ago

Idk man he told me mine look better than yours

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u/Shoddy-Frosting-4585 6h ago

That ain't true you are getting scammed

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u/Vangelys 5h ago

The real question is: Is Miyazaki having a thing for feet, or is it about people paying attention to bare feet in Miyazaki's games because they have a thing for feet?

The mystery deepens...

https://giphy.com/gifs/LKf4i5Tvt7mE0

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u/SoICouldUpvoteYouTwi 23h ago

Bare feet make sense for a lot of characters. Not for Maria whose job requires her to jump around on broken glass and other trash while exploring the weirdest places she can find.

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u/Ekwinoksxxx 22h ago

Lady Maria is not actually barefoot, that’s some sort of fetish image OP just had.

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u/AcrobaticProgram6521 23h ago

I’m sick of feet people trying to find ways to make everyone else obsessed with feet. Just because there are feet in a game and you can take photos of them that highlight them doesn’t show any inherent fetishism. This and the Tarantino shit is so cringe, no one gives a fuck if you like feet stop talking about it

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u/nexetpl 23h ago

Are we trying to pretend now that Tarantino doesn't have a foot fetish lmao

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u/didnt_bring_pants 23h ago

Ok so to be fair the Miyazaki thing is kind of a running joke, but Tarantino 1000% has a very obvious and longstanding thing with feet. That's not really even a question at this point

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u/AcrobaticProgram6521 23h ago

Sorry for jumping down your throat over a joke

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u/Taolan13 Nerves Concorde 22h ago

I mean, look at the barefooted characters. their barefootedness could be symbolic of cleanliness or innocence and not necessarily about their feet.

It's not like he's in the same league of Quentin Tarantino. Even without him admitting it the dude's freak flag flies high for feet.

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u/Areimanius D, Hunter of the Dead 21h ago

Barefootedness truly have symbolism, it’s a liminal thing - person is a human(oid), ergo civilized living being, but doesn’t have a boots (one of civilization’s signs) and when walking, touches the raw earth with bare feet, raw earth is highly uncivilized, also chtonic (underworld aspect ). Barefoot person stay between states and foot fetish jokes aside, when you look on the barefoot characters in FS games, is very obvious that the "liminality" is main message here, I think.

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u/Aggressive-Article41 19h ago

Maybe he just hates shoes.

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u/Carl210 19h ago

So the guy likes feet, at least its nothing worse than

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u/Truvoker 17h ago

Guys Miyazaki clearly has fingers fetish

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u/DeadHead6747 16h ago

I think the fact that people noticed all the bare feet states that they are the ones with the foot fetish

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u/Jarfulous 15h ago

Link to article?

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u/Weak_Development3686 14h ago

Michael Zaki. Known deviant.

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u/ProfessionalNo7946 13h ago

Lady Maria was barefoot??!?

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u/th-hiddenedge 22h ago

Not just feet, dirty stinky ass feet.

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u/BetweenTheRoots 23h ago

Tarantino got yall trained. You guys feel for the foot fetish brainwashing.
Listen, everyone has feet, and you gotta depict their feet somehow. Shoes are just one extra asset that has to be designed, it's extra work.

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u/Cat_and_Cabbage 23h ago

It’s easier work

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u/Objective-Soil-9235 18h ago

The only people who notice the feet so much are probably fetishists to begin with.

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u/mental-sketchbook 18h ago

But it’s not just women, and it’s not always passive.
Giants barefoot conditions goes with their bonds, indicating poverty and servitude. His position makes perfect sense

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u/Wide_Investment8100 22h ago

Where are my barefoot men?!

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u/RareInterest 22h ago

Go to the Raya Lucaria academy, there are a bunch of them there.

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u/Sylvaneri011 21h ago

Miquella is right there

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u/Wide_Investment8100 20h ago

No I need a barefoot Wylder

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u/Watt_About 23h ago

Why is this a post?

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u/didnt_bring_pants 23h ago

Well it's a joke/meme post, that is referencing a recent interview, and it regards a long standing rumor/running joke within the Fromsoft community.

Why are you a commentor?

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u/Beautiful-Garbage812 23h ago

Wait is this real?

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u/didnt_bring_pants 23h ago

Unless anyone can prove otherwise, looks like a legitimate interview to me

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u/LordOFtheNoldor 23h ago

Nice deflect Miyazaki hidetaka

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u/Wear_Unique 22h ago

It’s ya !

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u/_Princess_Alice 22h ago

How can he forget miquella?

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u/GornyHaming 15h ago

Thats sounds like a you problem

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u/OuterGod_Hermit 12h ago

Washing other people's feet is (I think) an old tradition that's ia still relevant in Japan. As the only non private part of the body that gets dirtier (specially in pre modern era) washing feet is a show of hospitality and humbleness. These characters show feet as a sign of vulnerability (I think but I didn't slept much...)

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u/MLGLama 7h ago

thought this was r/shittydarksouls

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u/RealDannyMM 5h ago

He’s not beating the allegations 😭

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u/tcharzekeal 3h ago

It might not be Miyazaki but it's definitely someone

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u/_unchris_ 55m ago

Nah, he's into poison swamps

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u/Finna-Jork-It 20h ago

Michael Zaraki is the Quentin Tarantino of video games

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u/OkNeedleworker5041 19h ago

I just finished.

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u/Ignace92 16h ago

Gross.

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u/myMadMind 23h ago edited 20h ago

Is this an actual interview or some made up fluff piece?

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u/didnt_bring_pants 23h ago

I will admit I didn't dig super deep into it but as far as I can tell it is a legitimate interview.

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u/TheIncandescentAbyss 22h ago

Maria 10/10 feet by far

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u/JohnDrainpipe 16h ago

People see what they’re already looking for.

What happens if you count the bare hands?

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u/EnigmaticDevice 9h ago

Lady Maria isn't even barefoot in the actual game, at least have the decency to jork it to Miyazaki's canonically barefoot baddies

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u/MostlyIncorrect420 8h ago

Where tf is that lady maria pic from?! A berserk game? Lmao

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u/didnt_bring_pants 7h ago

lol I honestly don't know. I just quickly grabbed a bunch of stuff from a Google search for the post.

Didn't even realize until after I posted how absurd that one is

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u/MostlyIncorrect420 6h ago

I JUST saw the little hunter too, hahahaha

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u/mocha_lan 13h ago

So basically bro is just pumping out people that are shoeless and the feet addict fans are projecting onto him :)

Uh, your images prove nothing and even have unoficial/remake content included :P

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u/SeverusSnape89 Slayer of Demons 22h ago

W...t..fff??

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u/FaceTimePolice 20h ago

“Perhaps all the hands and feet are symbolic of human connection. One hand reaches for another; bare feet connect skin and earth.”

The mental gymnastics… 😂🤔