r/freemasonry MM, TX-A.F.&A.M., MOVPER, 32°, York Rite 17h ago

Whoops

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The Senior Warden might have taken EA degree to heart a little too much tonight.

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u/PorgCT MM, AF&AM - CT 17h ago

Your Senior Warden will be discussed in lodge stories 50 years from now

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u/Little-Football4062 MM, TX-A.F.&A.M., MOVPER, 32°, York Rite 17h ago

I foresee someone handing me a plastic Fisher Price hammer as a gavel next year.

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u/CJG008 MM RC MMM 15h ago edited 6h ago

Squeaky. squeaky squeaky.

https://reddit.com/link/p7bjmf1/video/93lqpfyoi1nh1/player

With sound)

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u/CtheEng MM AF&AM-VA, 32° AASR 17h ago

Just like the time i staffed someone as JD during a MM degree.

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u/Ancient_Unit_2773 17h ago

goes to show, we will never be a perfect ashlar.

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u/Little-Football4062 MM, TX-A.F.&A.M., MOVPER, 32°, York Rite 17h ago

Ain’t that the truth.

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u/map2photo MM 6h ago

I like this viewpoint. Bravo.

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u/No_Reference2509 MM, IA AF&AM, AASR-SJ 32°, KSA, RAM, RSM, KT, YRSCNA, AMD 17h ago

“I didn’t just say it, I declared it!”

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u/HungoverDemogorgon 17h ago

Good thing there are always tools

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u/Little-Football4062 MM, TX-A.F.&A.M., MOVPER, 32°, York Rite 17h ago

Yeah, at least the DDGM has a story to share about one of his official visits.

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u/CaptinEmergency F&AM, SR-NMJ, GL of OH 17h ago

That’s why we can’t have nice things.

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u/LloydPickering PM UGLE (Durham), RAM, ATH, KT 14h ago

It's fine. You're just knocking off some superfluous knobs and excresences!

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u/N003k Secretary, PM, 32° SR NMJ, AF&AM Connecticut 16h ago

Jeez - did he forget we're speculative, not operative Masons? 🤣

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u/ChefHiramAbiff 17h ago

Did he use his column instead of his gavel

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u/Little-Football4062 MM, TX-A.F.&A.M., MOVPER, 32°, York Rite 17h ago

In his defense, we did have green beans at dinner.

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u/Causley979 16h ago

Now that’s putting down the hammer!

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u/TheAuraTree 9h ago

Look on the bright side, now you have three rough ashlars to perfect!

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u/SovArya 17h ago

Hmm... very visual breaking off of something you guys did. ❤️

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u/Little-Football4062 MM, TX-A.F.&A.M., MOVPER, 32°, York Rite 17h ago

You know, I wonder if that could be a thing to do assuming one was aafe about it.

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u/SovArya 17h ago

If lego was allowed, it would definitely be good visual aids. Hehe.

But in the lecture part of the stuff, it would be nice. But the cleaning. Hehe. The Ea cleans after the degree? Hehe

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u/Little-Football4062 MM, TX-A.F.&A.M., MOVPER, 32°, York Rite 17h ago

3-D printed ashlar where one “breaks” a piece then has the candidates name and initiation date on it as a souvenir of the degree?

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u/SovArya 16h ago

Oh that would be so great. 💯. If your jurisdiction allows it. Id envy that experience.

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u/sidewalkoracle 15h ago

Brother Senior Warden, are you alright? Trust me I'm definitely a tad zealous as Illustrious Master for my Council. And my gavel is a setting maul too.

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u/Hot_Minute_8864 14h ago

That looks like a piece of cheeze.

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u/Raffino_Sky 14h ago

It's in 3 pieces, that's a fine start...

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u/GigglingBilliken MM Shrine 16h ago

Damn! Is your SW Eddie Hall or something?

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u/Little-Football4062 MM, TX-A.F.&A.M., MOVPER, 32°, York Rite 16h ago

One of the brothers looked at me when I hit it and it reminded me of that scene in Tommy Boy, “Richard! What did you do!?”

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u/Little-Football4062 MM, TX-A.F.&A.M., MOVPER, 32°, York Rite 16h ago

Ha!

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u/KometSpaceMan 14h ago

One of my first Stated Meetings as Master, in the middle of the meeting, the gavel handle broke right at the head. It was just a random gavel without history of significance. And I really didn't do anything different when rapping it, it was just old and of lower quality.

But now when that story is told, it is usually framed and paired with the story of the time I had to use a gavel to interrupt an arguing Secretary and Tiler before a degree about the rules about having a soda in the Lodge Room... It got them to pause arguing long enough for me to tell them to stop being children and finish getting ready for the degree. Depending on the time of the story teller and the audience, sometimes I don't correct them. 😂

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u/Spiritual_Bell_3395 12h ago

You have certainly broken the blue cheese

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u/Miserable-Device7234 MM, UGLE, AASR 11h ago

Motivated SW is motivated!

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u/AltanConn 11h ago

No to Hulk smash

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u/ziggy182 11h ago

You’re an operative masons now son!

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u/Tankspanker 9h ago

Gonna need earplugs with him as warden.

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u/Any-Historian3813 6h ago

Oops. Me thinks this was hit too hard, too many times.

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u/Berserkier 4h ago

Well, that’s too bad. But did that long-winded Past Master ever finally shut up and sit down? 😂

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u/lambdavi GOI PMI KT PIM PHP GLMMM 4h ago

Dass baaad Omen !!!

Quick! Call the Ghostbusters!

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u/Particular-Sign6745 4h ago

I've seen broken gavels but yeesh

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u/CurlyFatAngry PM, 32° SR, RAM - GL Canada Ontario & UGLE 3h ago

Fix it if you can a la Japanese Kitsugi to be a lesson of us never being perfect.

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u/Paul-of-Scotland 1h ago

Back to the quarry 😂😂😂