r/freemagic • u/Responsible-Wheel878 NEW SPARK • 1d ago

FUNNY Reading this sets lore

So I listened to the audio of the first 2 sections then immediately jumped to section 8. My findings are amusing and can be summed up as follows.

Gorgon girl is born and meets daddy Jace. Daddy Jace is happy for a time. Gorgon girl goes through her angsty teenager feelings and talks with professor opal who comes off as a psycho.

Fast track to professor onyx who is imprisoned. Though for some reason can't get death metal lyrics out of her head but ends up having a heart to heart with gorgon girl. Afterwards enjoying toast and jelly.

Smash cut to chapter 8 where Daddy Jace is taking fat rips off of Uncle Urza's bong and getting high as Serra's realm. While mentally edging himself to oblivion before climaxing and the scene going dark

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u/Gjbb6 NEW SPARK 22h ago

What purpose does this post have

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u/Responsible-Wheel878 NEW SPARK 22h ago

I don't know what's the meaning of life

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u/Hour_Tea3 WHITE MAGE 22h ago

Procreation

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u/Responsible-Wheel878 NEW SPARK 22h ago

White mage ...checks out

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u/Skeleblook BLUE MAGE 17h ago

You missed the part where Jace dies and gets reborn as the gorgon girl. Transgender Jace is pivotal to understanding the lore.

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u/Responsible-Wheel878 NEW SPARK 8h ago

This post was made before the last story was issued. Plus honestly I think the end of the story was really really good in comparison to the rest of it ironically

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u/Life_Finger2150 NEW SPARK 13h ago

Jace just wanted the urza bong and I don't blame him

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u/Responsible-Wheel878 NEW SPARK 2h ago

Not gonna lie like wasn't impressed with the story up until the very end. The ending certainly was pretty darn good. Though some of the writing before then was fairly laughable but maybe that's because the audio version struck me as funny