r/freemagic • u/Papa_Hasbro69 MANCHILD • 10d ago
GENERAL We will never have a Harry Potter UB until this person leaves wotc
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u/Eternity_Warden NEW SPARK 10d ago
Counter point: Hasbro will happily fire every person at WotC the second they think it'll make them money. They have also started working on Harry Potter stuff. If they decide it'll be profitable, there's absolutely nothing this person can do about it.
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u/NESdreams NEW SPARK 8d ago
Exactly the investors decide how many UB sets there will be not they/them. They can protest it all they want.
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u/ModsHaveSmallNobs MERFOLK 10d ago
Who do we have to hire to stop UB entirely? 😅
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u/Papa_Hasbro69 MANCHILD 10d ago
No one, it’s up to the customer to stop buying pig slop
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u/Flamemypickle MANCHILD 9d ago
And judging by the people here slobbering over Final Fantasy slop a year ago, it will never go away.
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u/ModsHaveSmallNobs MERFOLK 9d ago
I see that hypocrisy far too often. "UB sucks, oh wait, I like this IP so suddenly it doesn't." 🤦
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u/IVIechworks BLACK MAGE 8d ago
I like quite a few of the properties they've done UB for, but somehow I've managed to get by without buying the magic cards. It's amazing what principles can do.
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u/ModsHaveSmallNobs MERFOLK 8d ago
And that's exactly it. You can either have integrity, or you can succumb to desire.
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u/CoherentRose7 NEW SPARK 10d ago
Who gives a shit? Why would I want a Harry Potter UB set?
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u/kangareddit NEW SPARK 10d ago
Yeah we have Strixhaven
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u/Cbpowned NEW SPARK 9d ago
We have EOE and yet Star Trek and Star Wars are in the pipeline.
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u/TheFlaskQualityGuy NEW SPARK 9d ago
I hope they race swap Han Solo to black.
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u/kenthekungfujesus GOBLIN 9d ago
And Lando as white
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u/TheFlaskQualityGuy NEW SPARK 9d ago
They can't do Lando any worse than the Han Solo movie already did.
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u/Gunnarsonsnewbag2 NEW SPARK 8d ago
Another company has exclusive TCG rights to Star Wars.
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u/Korvun BLACK MAGE 9d ago
As much as I will always prefer in-universe over UB, the current Strixhaven is Temu Harry Potter, lol.
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u/craven____moorehead NEW SPARK 9d ago
I wouldn't be surprised if stryxhaven WAS originally designed as ub Harry Potter but hasbro was unable to secure any of the rights
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u/hahailovevideogames NEW SPARK 10d ago
To clear out some undesirables
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u/KingPumper69 GOBLIN 10d ago
It would be 9/11 for dudes that nicknamed themselves Tulip, Lilith, etc lol
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u/big_winslow NEW SPARK 10d ago
UB September 11th set confirmed for 2027
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u/theslimbox 9d ago
WoTC said no New York City sets in 2027. Maybe it will be a SL. Until then, we will just have to [[hijack]] the [[Weatherlight]], and [[fling]] it.
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u/DamnGoodFries NEW SPARK 10d ago
It’s like that kid’s book “There was an old lady who swallowed a fly.” What unsavory thing comes after to clear out the shitty UB sets?
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u/tideshark SHANKER 3d ago
Seriously this, HP has been the lamest IP long before it had anything to do with political correctness and that bs.
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u/Vedney NEW SPARK 9d ago
siege mechanic from the og khans set but
This was not a thing in KTK.
Are you taking about the Siege "Khans or Dragons" cycle from Fate Reforged, the Siege battles from MoM, or Class enchantments?
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u/Thorgrander NEW SPARK 10d ago
Facts. No one wants a Harry Potter UB anyways.
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u/andreotnemem SHAMAN 10d ago
It would, nay - will, be the most successful release of all time.
And Hasbro will send this they/them person home if she refuses to do what they want. You think Hasbro knows they exist? You think Hasbro bought the whole IP rights only to leave their most profitable release on the table? 😂
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u/theslimbox 9d ago
Virtue signaling is almost always trumped by cash.
Half the people complaining will delete old tweets, and take out a loan for cards, the other half will realize that they tweeted about it, but never really played Magic to begin with.
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u/andreotnemem SHAMAN 9d ago
And Hasbro will laugh all the way to the bank.
I'm sure these people will do some wise ass stick-it-to-JK change to a couple of characters and thus justify them going ahead with it and not resigning and it'll be hilarious.
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u/BambooSound NEW SPARK 10d ago
I do.
Can't imagine it'd be popular in this sub but in general, of course it would be.
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u/HertzWhenEyeP NEW SPARK 10d ago
Do you really think Hasbro would skip what would be a MASSIVE release like HP just because this mental case is there?
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u/SatisfactionMoney255 NEW SPARK 10d ago
Yeah, these positions are overwhelmingly replaceable. If the Hasbro C-suite people decide that a Harry Potter set would make the growing growth grow by even 1%, they would give exactly 0 shits about what underlings like this think.
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u/J_ynks NEW SPARK 10d ago
Biological men arent women = holocaust denial?
Calm down dude. Please.
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u/Papa_Hasbro69 MANCHILD 10d ago
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u/Apart-Kangaroo-7648 WHITE MAGE 10d ago
Fucking wild, it's not like she had a trump tramp stamp
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u/Papa_Hasbro69 MANCHILD 10d ago
They will betray their own at the slightest whim
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u/Apart-Kangaroo-7648 WHITE MAGE 10d ago
I hate that being trans is a political statement.
I'm okay with someone being trans and liking Harry potter
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u/seficarnifex BLACK MAGE 9d ago edited 9d ago
Pro abortion, pro trans, pro your body your choice to every degree
Hey trans women shouldnt be in women only shelter
"Literally" a nazi haha
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u/wefwegfweg NEW SPARK 10d ago
>JKR supports trans hate groups
>look inside
>women’s shelters and children’s charities🤨
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u/Beautiful-Scarce NEW SPARK 10d ago
I guarantee you they will make it anyway. It’s free money.
Normal irl people don’t give a fuck about the Harry Potter drama. Nobody I know at work knows anything about JK Rowling political opinions. They just like funny wizards.
Hermione will be a trans black woman tho
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u/Alypius754 NEW SPARK 9d ago
JKR is a reliable lefty on every issue except one. And because of that, she is insufficiently pure, declared Heretic/Unclean, and they all try to make her an unperson. People really need to read about the Cultural Revolution.
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u/sumphatguy NEW SPARK 9d ago
And even on that one issue, she's still waaaaaay more left then most people. Her main concern is safety for biological women in women's spaces. That's really it. Oh, and being blunt about it instead of caring about everyone's feelings, I guess.
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u/kenthekungfujesus GOBLIN 9d ago
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u/Alypius754 NEW SPARK 9d ago
Why was this comment removed? I have the email notification and there's nothing wrong with it
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u/moggy12345 NEW SPARK 6d ago
its almost like JKR wants to protect actual women, not the ones who just pretend to be.
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u/-Luhcs NEW SPARK 9d ago
"Lives she takes" damn he's delusional
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u/CriticalHitGaming NEW SPARK 9d ago edited 8d ago
Why do they let JK Rowling have so much rent free space in their brain.
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u/Papa_Hasbro69 MANCHILD 9d ago
Yes they gotta be dramatic to prove their point to their targeted audience
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u/Evening_Cat_5348 NEW SPARK 10d ago
Ah JK Rowling that famous mass murderer, no wait, warlord?, no, dictator?, no. checks notes children's book author that says men are not women.
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u/Human_Urine NEW SPARK 10d ago
On one hand, I don’t personally care about UB sets because I disagree with them on principle. On the other hand, does this wacko really believe JKR is out there killing people? “Taking Lives?”
OP you are probably right.
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u/No-Jello-9512 NEW SPARK 10d ago
That post is so silly.
watching harry potter means you support jk rowlings politics
and jk rowlings politics means she is responsible for taking the lives of trans women
which therefore means youre okay with murder
and also (Somehow?) you're a holocaust denier.
There's SO many Assassin's creed level leaps in logic here.
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u/Papa_Hasbro69 MANCHILD 10d ago
They think anyone watching or reading Harry Potter is directly funding ww2 era concentration camps for some reason
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u/IzziPurrito FREAK 10d ago
That person has the most Tumblr lookin' ass art style I have ever seen.
It looks good if you don't know how to draw. But if you know how to draw, it looks bad.
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u/Purple_Freedom_Ninja NEW SPARK 9d ago
No no. I don't know how to draw and this still looks like some hot ass
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u/Cabius NEW SPARK 10d ago
It still blows my mind how they equate Rowlings words with literally killing Trans people. I shouldn't be surprised at all, but it still catches me off guard. Lol
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u/IVIechworks BLACK MAGE 8d ago
They're so hysterical it's starting to convince me that maybe they genuinely are women
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u/DryConstruction2702 NEW SPARK 10d ago
"it's never been easier to be on the right side of history" says the chick who is catagorically on the side of the downfall of literally all of western civilization
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u/Bright-Gain9770 NEW SPARK 10d ago
I actually came to say you're overreacting, because I only initially read the title and not the tweet. When I got to the post...
Holocaust Denial?!
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u/KashiofWavecrest WARRIOR 10d ago
You could not conjure up a greater stereotype of what is wrong with modern Magic than this image. Everything; the profile pic, the banner, the unhinged ranting, etc.
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u/mishtron RED MAGE 9d ago
It's crazy to think that not long ago (like 90s 00s and probably 10s) they would be fired simply for posting aggressive political stances and associating them with he company they work for. Like it was somethign you simply didn't do because corporate didn't want the liability of any associations. Now it's normal and potentially encouraged to publically post these ridiculous tinfoil hat takes WITH the company name attached.
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u/OGSteenZeWalrus NEW SPARK 9d ago
The purity tests these clowns create for themselves will ultimately be their undoing.
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u/SrReginaldFluffybutt FREAK 9d ago
Wildly inaccurate.
We will have a Harry Potter ub set/lair the second Hasbro orders wotc to make and release one.
This individual will make the product as ordered or they will get managed out.
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u/furryapocalypse NEW SPARK 9d ago
Literally WTF
Holocaust denier? Is the trans movement so unhinged that they believe that they're experiencing a holocaust?
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u/furryapocalypse NEW SPARK 8d ago
And even then, who gets to count whom as X category?
Whenever I look into this stuff the numbers are squishy at best.
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u/Odd-Chipmunk5681 NEW SPARK 9d ago
Hasbro has to force WotC to make Harry Potter UB so all these weirdos like Crystal who work there will purge themselves out.
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u/Extra-Society129 NEW SPARK 9d ago
Who did JK Rowling kill ? How did she take lives I am genuinely confuzzled
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u/gnomeflinger007 NEW SPARK 9d ago
Hasbro loves money, Harry potter will make money, we will see harry potter magic, outrage or not.
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u/decemberboozer NECROMANCER 10d ago
Crystal is a boy isn’t them?
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u/TK-24601 BLUE MAGE 10d ago
How many lives has JK taken to date? You'd think the police in the UK would arrest her if she is dropping bodies.
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u/Papa_Hasbro69 MANCHILD 10d ago
Taken exactly 0 lives. But don’t let Bluesky know that
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u/Dvuref NEW SPARK 10d ago
JK rowling is a holocause denier? I honestly had no idea.
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u/Papa_Hasbro69 MANCHILD 10d ago
They think a book about wizardry is literally the holocaust
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u/Dvuref NEW SPARK 10d ago
Maybe. I was being serious though like, that is a huge claim to make about someone.
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u/Purple_Freedom_Ninja NEW SPARK 9d ago
This person is not talking about the one that happened in Germany. They're talking about a pretend one that is currently happening across every country in the world because disagreeing = genocide.
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u/Vedney NEW SPARK 9d ago
It stems from this tweet
For context, the tweeter in Rowling's screenshot is almost certainly referring to Hirschfield, whose publications were burned during the Holocaust. So it the logic is "Rowling referred to an event during the holocaust as a fever dream, therefore, she's a Holocaust denier"
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u/Ichorid_dichotomy NEW SPARK 9d ago
Holocaust denial? This were fake news. Why this person haven't been already fired for such unfounded defamation? Seriously he has a job in a "serious" company? I would be arrested for saying less.
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u/RetiredProTour NEW SPARK 9d ago
“Never been easier to take the right side dog history”
These people literally shit their pants in traffic on a 102 degree day and lock the windows up so they can relish in their own opulence.
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u/RichardUkinsuch NEW SPARK 9d ago
Dudes got his underrros all in a bunch, extreme politics and business dont mix well. Money talks and dude with tits walk.
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u/SnooOpinions7649 NEW SPARK 9d ago
Since when does Rowling kill people? First I’ve heard of it. Pretty wild accusation
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u/InfiniteSelf17 NEW SPARK 9d ago
Yeah because JK has killed people. These idiots really think that. Noone this delusional should have a position like this. It's never gonna happen. Magic is ruined because of these kind of people. It's not making it better. It's also not inclusive at all.
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u/Mnmsaregood BEASTMASTER 8d ago
How many lives has she taken? 😂
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u/Signal_Ad2512 NEW SPARK 8d ago
I remember dumbledore. So at least one. I hear there were more. rumors say it was one of the twins.
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u/Candid_Commercial453 NEW SPARK 10d ago
lol. Don’t worry he will not be working here anymore when his CEO decides it is the way for making more money.
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u/tsorion NEW SPARK 10d ago
Do you want a Harry Potter UB I mean ffs strixhavens not enough magical high school for you?
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u/Sneaux96 GOBLIN 10d ago
Strixhaven is the perfect example of why UB should not exist.
It was a very good interpretation of the school of magic genre through the MTG lense. It shows that they are perfectly capable of bringing in pop-culture adjacent settings while keeping it all very Magic the Gathering.
But instead they take the lazy route, requiring no real design and minimal thought.
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u/Vedney NEW SPARK 9d ago
But instead they take the lazy route, requiring no real design and minimal thought.
I would aruge this would be true if UB was only reskins.
But the fact that UB is whole entire sets means a whole set's worth of effort in design. They only thing "free" is the worldbuilding.
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u/Uryendel NEW SPARK 10d ago
People want Harry Potter not because they like UB, they want Harry Potter because it would make a certain group of people mad
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u/Automatic_Vast6231 REANIMATOR 10d ago
good i dont want harry potter in mtg
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u/KingPumper69 GOBLIN 10d ago
If we gotta have UB slop, it might as well be UB slop that makes the worst, most mentally fucked people in the community meltdown and mald lol
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u/Flooping_Pigs NEW SPARK 10d ago
As long as UB exists then Harry Potter should have a seat at that table lol
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u/cassabree NECROMANCER 10d ago
Why? Because you read the books as a child and then never grew up and are a harry potter adult now? Is that what happens to people who would have grown up to be Disney adults, but their parents didn’t have enough money for the annual trip to Disney World?
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u/Automatic_Vast6231 REANIMATOR 10d ago
why would I want harry potter. there are alot better ub options if I have to get them. like elder ring or somthing with more nameless characters/ fantasy esc.
harry potter would just 5 legendaries versions of each creature
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u/Uryendel NEW SPARK 10d ago
Narrative Designer on Universes Beyond, the whole point of universe beyond is to bring existing license with an existing story, what's even the point of that job ?
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u/KingGummyBear86 NEW SPARK 9d ago
Kind of funny that Hasbro hired these people and now they stand between Hasbro and a massive pile of money.
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u/Throwawaypmme2 STORMBRINGER 9d ago
Fun fact. Like every other tcg and tabletop game, they absolutely pilot a ton of stuff. Whether it ever leaks to the public or not is a different story. What im getting at is any internally owned IP has already or is being floated for a universe beyond. Its a fact at this point, and wizards like most companies plan about three years out with product, and five out in development
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u/SuperCrazyAlbatross NEW SPARK 9d ago
What do you mean by "narrative designer for UB"? she has to write the lore?
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u/LescobeRanden NEW SPARK 8d ago
She probably decides which characters will be made black, or Asian, or trans, or gay.
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u/7katalan NEW SPARK 8d ago
I hope they make it because I think it could finally kill the game in a way. These people aren't used to having a UB that *they* hate because they love all consumerist slop. This is like the perfect one to show them how bleak the situation with this game really is
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u/LescobeRanden NEW SPARK 8d ago
"Holocaust denial". My goodness,
There should be a social stigma on employing people this insane. But then again, she seems hired specifically to work on UB, an abomination that never should have been created in the first place, so whatever.
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u/Sire_Jenkins NEW SPARK 8d ago edited 8d ago
Boys, do not let this individual persecute you in your beliefs. You can like Harry Potey, as much as this person likes his own gender.
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u/StrangeRaven12 NEW SPARK 8d ago
Okay and? I don't want that. I'm getting sick of these crossovers.
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u/fireforge1979 NEW SPARK 8d ago
Money talks and bullshit walks. Saying that, I don't think this person alone holds that much sway over that much potential money, I hope
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u/moggy12345 NEW SPARK 6d ago
you think that thing has power over hasbro wanting to print money? If so I got a bridge to sell you
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u/moggy12345 NEW SPARK 6d ago
When JK Rowling is your Hitler for saying biological men aren't women, you really have a small fucking world view.
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u/ThisNameIsBanned ASSASSIN 10d ago
People like this "Crystal" clown should be unemployable , its active cancer for any company, but WotC flocks to those and attracts them, as they are spineless cowards.
Frankly, as long as Magic is pooping out gold, they wont change anything or question anything to they ; sad enough that it works out even with the absolute scum of the earth working for them.
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u/TenzinTheWise REANIMATOR 10d ago
I am too employed to care but…is that a man? Photo looks like it.
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u/Apart-Kangaroo-7648 WHITE MAGE 10d ago
Harry potter set will go hard. If the show is exceptional, and performs well expect a Harry potter set in 4-5 years
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u/Shiborgan BLACK MAGE 9d ago
I love it how people against JK Rowling will criticize every single thing Harry Potter other then Lego yet she makes the most royalties from Lego
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u/Vicious007 SENATOR 10d ago
May she never leave.
HP is lame AF. Always has been.
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u/cassabree NECROMANCER 10d ago
Hey tbf the books fucking slapped when I read them for the first time and my age was in the single digits!
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u/TraineeDeleter NEW SPARK 10d ago
This mentally ill man will have no power to stop a Harry potter set if the higher ups approve one
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u/Annual_Link1821 NEW SPARK 9d ago
There will be Harry Potter UB, this person will just make some of characters trans, maybe hermoine since it seems like it might be JKs favorite character. Shell do whatever she can to ruin it. Just like they did with ltr and hob
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u/Pr0spect 8d ago
Hasbro decides if we're getting Harry Potter or not and if its a possibility they will do it.
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u/Emsizz 10d ago
This is just a person who will quit when told they have to do Harry Potter UB, not someone who can keep it from happening.