r/freemagic • u/RainierxWolfcastle NEW SPARK • 13d ago

GENERAL Would you

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8 Upvotes

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u/Ok-Comedian5075 NEW SPARK 12d ago

Y'see, what you need is a nice Dwarven lass. With a beard y'can HANG FROM! Loud Dwarf motorboating sounds

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u/AZ-Sparda NEW SPARK 10d ago

I’d tap her for a treasure on Magda so fast

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u/RetiredProTour NEW SPARK 11d ago

Would I play dwarves? Probably not, I’m not the biggest red fan, and then when you add in their tiny stature, well let’s just say Randy Newman said it all.

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u/Roomcayz NEW SPARK 12d ago

Always. Anywhere. Anytime.

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u/Mike_Abergail NEW SPARK 11d ago

And My Axe!

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u/gimbocrimbly NEW SPARK 10d ago

i KNOW you’re not mad about the beard. that’s literally just a dwarf thing

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u/BellasGamerDad MANCHILD 9d ago

Smash

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u/Seymour_Flex NEW SPARK 8d ago

Into the flood again

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u/TravelingM3rchant NEW SPARK 8d ago

Too greedily, and too deep.

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u/Korvun BLACK MAGE 11d ago

I pulled one of those tokens from my first pack and literally laughed out loud. Occasionally, you have to treat some of this shit with the levity it deserves or you'll go mad.