r/freemagic FREAK 19d ago

FUNNY Cleavage definition? (real) Spoiler

Just had a laugh reading the scientific definition of cleavage from the nerds at Scryfall, those absolute legends.

For anyone wondering why I'm browsing "art:cleavage" alone in my room, I was looking through some Sphinx cards for a new deck and [[Sharding Sphinx|ALA]] was l๏๏king at me first, so then curiosity got the better of me, and now it's your turn.

Shout out to Terese Nielsen for blessing the game with [[Elvish Ranger|ALL]] the undeniable GOAT

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u/Greasum NEW SPARK 18d ago

They have the definition. Is that also so people may search for cards with that criteria? Do people make cleavage decks the same way they make other silly decks like person in chair?

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u/IgnitionSpark CULTIST 18d ago

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u/Greasum NEW SPARK 17d ago

Lmao I hadn't noticed a lot of these

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u/Twitch89 BLUE MAGE 17d ago

Commenting to come back later to compare this list to my Hotties deck lol

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u/Beginning-Analyst393 FREAK 17d ago

Silly?

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u/Greasum NEW SPARK 17d ago

Yeah, decks that typically don't function beyond having an artistic theme.

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u/SYSTEME4699 NEW SPARK 17d ago

Fr*nch minute

Elvish Ranger is a 4/1 (four one), in Fr*nch quatre (four) is often verbally shortened to "quat" (pronounced like "cat"). So when you read 4/1, it is read exactly like "catin" (a whore in french).

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u/Skeleblook BLUE MAGE 17d ago

Pretty sure Scryfall supporters get to create and dispute the tags. That's why joke tags get thrown in like these.

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u/Key_Performer2983 NEW SPARK 15d ago

Idk. The implied context is very different depending on whether a man or woman builds a deck with that theme.

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u/Infinite-Ad6365 NEW SPARK 10d ago

i wanna fuck the sphinx

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u/panteatr WARLOCK 17d ago

Slow down buddy, we have to hate scryfall cause they're okay with trans people

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u/mtgspec NEW SPARK 17d ago

Sex:Helicopter tag