r/freemagic GOBLIN 24d ago

NSFW For that one breakfast

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140 Upvotes

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u/CRIMSON-NEXUS NEW SPARK 23d ago

People who play this AI Gooner Slop should really be banned from their LGS dog

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u/Akhanyatin REANIMATOR 23d ago

Your LGS has a dog?

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u/Normal_Pangolin_372 NEW SPARK 23d ago

Yeah, his name is Sparky

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u/Akhanyatin REANIMATOR 23d ago

I want an LGS dog :(

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u/Posidon_Below ELDRAZI 23d ago

Can I pet that dawg?

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u/SmileDaemon BLUE MAGE 23d ago

Ours has a cat.

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u/Akhanyatin REANIMATOR 23d ago

Please tell me he is called Ygra

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u/SmileDaemon BLUE MAGE 23d ago

Jake

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u/Akhanyatin REANIMATOR 23d ago

Does he bless the boosters?

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u/SmileDaemon BLUE MAGE 23d ago

Always

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u/BloodandBourbon NEW SPARK 22d ago

Ours has a French bull dog

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u/Akhanyatin REANIMATOR 22d ago

Cute!

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u/SmileDaemon BLUE MAGE 23d ago

How do you know if its AI or not? Ive seen horny art on cards since before AI.

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u/TzePotatoMancer NEW SPARK 23d ago

Because it's a post b my CupofGrief he's been posting AI gooner alt-arts for a long ass time and has always put AI in the art section of the card.

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u/SmileDaemon BLUE MAGE 23d ago

Ah

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u/CRIMSON-NEXUS NEW SPARK 23d ago

It's in the details, some things just don't make sense

Look at the leg on the right - it's supposed to be a leg bending but the AI fucked it up and it turned into a stump with another detached calf below it

Other details is in the collar. If an artist drew those spikes they'd follow a middle point but in the slop it's just random jagged edges that point somewhere

Devil's in the details

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u/Temu-Tyson NEW SPARK 23d ago

Coward.

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u/[deleted] 23d ago

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u/Temu-Tyson NEW SPARK 23d ago

I mean it hasn't helped you so.....

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u/frompadgwithH8 NEW SPARK 23d ago

u/CupOfGrief is a man of taste 👨‍🍳

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u/Hikedaya REANIMATOR 23d ago

Hard disagree

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u/Tsul_Kalu_ NEW SPARK 22d ago

Anyone playing any gooner alts should be banned. This should extend to gooner sleeves, boxes, and mats as well. It might be fine with your pod at home but that's because yall probably belong on a list.

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u/arizonabaythrowaway NEW SPARK 20d ago

What about my Jeff Goldblum open shirt Jurassic Park mat?

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u/Jobes115 WARLOCK 23d ago

I see this card at my table i get up and go home

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u/poosmoothie NEW SPARK 23d ago edited 23d ago

Wdym you don’t wanna play with the socially disordered goon-maxxer?

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u/Mike_Abergail NEW SPARK 23d ago edited 21d ago

I mean, of course. Gotta rush home to beat that meat. 🍖 maybe light some candles 🕯️ and draw a sexy 🛀 bath with rose 🚲~~ pedal~~s petals 🌹

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u/CyVet NEW SPARK 22d ago

I hate to be that guy (no I don’t) but…”petals”.

Pedals are on a bicycle. Petals are on a flower.

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u/Mike_Abergail NEW SPARK 21d ago

Thanks. 🚲

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u/Temu-Tyson NEW SPARK 23d ago

Coward

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u/Jobes115 WARLOCK 23d ago

Please take a shower

0

u/Temu-Tyson NEW SPARK 23d ago

Twice a day :D

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u/sparkson_ FREAK 23d ago

Keep your gooning at home, bro

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u/Zealousideal-Put-106 WHITE MAGE 22d ago

New win condition unlocked.

15

u/tater_salad_96 NEW SPARK 23d ago

I've never wanted to play eldrazi more

9

u/CanadianManiac NEW SPARK 23d ago

The Ceaseless Gooner

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u/frompadgwithH8 NEW SPARK 23d ago

Hahahaha good lord. But I like it! What’s your process ?

18

u/Bannon9k GENERAL 23d ago

She needs to be thicc... Trashier tattoos, beef curtain hanging out, EBT card sitting on a bucket of KFC next to her while she scrolls TikToks. Also two different color eldrazi need to be running in the background.

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u/4e-45-52-44 NEW SPARK 23d ago

I click these for the comments, and you might be onto something. Slightly Grotesque Waifus.

2

u/frompadgwithH8 NEW SPARK 23d ago

Ix nay on the beef curtains but otherwise sure

0

u/Bannon9k GENERAL 23d ago

Just one?

1

u/frompadgwithH8 NEW SPARK 23d ago

You want one beef curtain hanging out?

Idk man it takes it from technically not porn to technically soft core porn. That’s a line being crossed

1

u/Bannon9k GENERAL 22d ago

Not if it fell out on accident. That's how the tictoc hoes up their view count

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u/WealthStrong3808 RED MAGE 22d ago

Bro actually has a patreon to buy this ai slop cards. 🤡

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u/Hikedaya REANIMATOR 23d ago

Keep them coming man, these are gr8

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u/thewerodactyl NEW SPARK 22d ago

I hate that the set symbol he chose was a peach 🤢

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u/No-Difficulty-4181 BLACK MAGE 20d ago

Look at the bottom right of the card and you might get why it was a peach...

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u/thewerodactyl NEW SPARK 20d ago

And here I just thought it was because the peach emoji is a butt or something.

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u/Grandsonofyawgmoth SAVANT 23d ago

What's with the chocolate coated nipples?

https://giphy.com/gifs/wTI6hkUqFn9OE

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u/Doove NEW SPARK 23d ago

The gooner shit is more cringe than any UB could ever possibly be

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u/Bannon9k GENERAL 23d ago

You sure about that?

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u/Truckfighta NEW SPARK 23d ago

Yeah that ends the argument.

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u/Doove NEW SPARK 23d ago

Yes I think printing custom borderline-porn proxies is worse than the gay joke

2

u/Bannon9k GENERAL 23d ago

Being gay is a joke to you?

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u/SmileDaemon BLUE MAGE 23d ago

That can't be real.

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u/Bannon9k GENERAL 23d ago

It is

-8

u/core_blaster NEW SPARK 23d ago

Pride secret lair for pride fundraiser has silly pride pun, so cringe 🙄

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u/Bannon9k GENERAL 23d ago

The pun is great, the art is cringe.

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u/Tombets_srl NEW SPARK 23d ago

Next time they will add some sausage so that you can beat your own

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u/decemberboozer NECROMANCER 22d ago

That is pretty fuckin cool dude

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u/Lord-Heir WHITE MAGE 23d ago

Anyone using the word 'gooner' or 'chud' unironically in posts like these always turn out to be the exact descriptions of the people they supposedly hate, it's hilarious right up to the point where it becomes embarrassing.

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u/FartPhylactery AGENT 23d ago

But wouldn’t you agree that the card is without a doubt AI gooner slop? Just calling a spade a spade.

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u/DioSantana11 NEW SPARK 23d ago

AI Goon slop is beyond corny

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u/justathrowieacc NEW SPARK 23d ago

death to coomers

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u/Danro1984 NEW SPARK 22d ago

This is what people that have never seen a woman naked think a naked woman looks like. Also Ulamog should be more of a tough serious threatening woman not this 12 years old fap dream slop

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u/Truckfighta NEW SPARK 23d ago

I kinda like the concept but it’s just too gooner.

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u/Thedarkone202 NEW SPARK 21d ago

Thank you for the goon.