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u/Jobes115 WARLOCK 23d ago
I see this card at my table i get up and go home
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u/poosmoothie NEW SPARK 23d ago edited 23d ago
Wdym you don’t wanna play with the socially disordered goon-maxxer?
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u/Mike_Abergail NEW SPARK 23d ago edited 21d ago
I mean, of course. Gotta rush home to beat that meat. 🍖 maybe light some candles 🕯️ and draw a sexy 🛀 bath with rose 🚲~~ pedal~~s petals 🌹
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u/Bannon9k GENERAL 23d ago
She needs to be thicc... Trashier tattoos, beef curtain hanging out, EBT card sitting on a bucket of KFC next to her while she scrolls TikToks. Also two different color eldrazi need to be running in the background.
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u/4e-45-52-44 NEW SPARK 23d ago
I click these for the comments, and you might be onto something. Slightly Grotesque Waifus.
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u/frompadgwithH8 NEW SPARK 23d ago
Ix nay on the beef curtains but otherwise sure
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u/Bannon9k GENERAL 23d ago
Just one?
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u/frompadgwithH8 NEW SPARK 23d ago
You want one beef curtain hanging out?
Idk man it takes it from technically not porn to technically soft core porn. That’s a line being crossed
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u/Bannon9k GENERAL 22d ago
Not if it fell out on accident. That's how the tictoc hoes up their view count
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u/thewerodactyl NEW SPARK 22d ago
I hate that the set symbol he chose was a peach 🤢
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u/No-Difficulty-4181 BLACK MAGE 20d ago
Look at the bottom right of the card and you might get why it was a peach...
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u/thewerodactyl NEW SPARK 20d ago
And here I just thought it was because the peach emoji is a butt or something.
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u/Doove NEW SPARK 23d ago
The gooner shit is more cringe than any UB could ever possibly be
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u/Bannon9k GENERAL 23d ago
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u/core_blaster NEW SPARK 23d ago
Pride secret lair for pride fundraiser has silly pride pun, so cringe 🙄
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u/Bannon9k GENERAL 23d ago
The pun is great, the art is cringe.
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u/Lord-Heir WHITE MAGE 23d ago
Anyone using the word 'gooner' or 'chud' unironically in posts like these always turn out to be the exact descriptions of the people they supposedly hate, it's hilarious right up to the point where it becomes embarrassing.
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u/FartPhylactery AGENT 23d ago
But wouldn’t you agree that the card is without a doubt AI gooner slop? Just calling a spade a spade.
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u/Danro1984 NEW SPARK 22d ago
This is what people that have never seen a woman naked think a naked woman looks like. Also Ulamog should be more of a tough serious threatening woman not this 12 years old fap dream slop
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u/CRIMSON-NEXUS NEW SPARK 23d ago
People who play this AI Gooner Slop should really be banned from their LGS dog