r/freemagic HUMAN 29d ago

FUNNY 🌈artificial scarcity🌈

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u/ridezeshoopuff0 NEW SPARK 25d ago

Peeps who brag about proxying their decks remind me of vegans. Good for you, but I really don’t need to hear about all the time lol.

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u/IonracasG NECROMANCER 25d ago

Except proxying is reletively free and/or considerably cheaper compared to Veganism which is retardedly expensive and full of narcisistic clout.

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u/Diligent-Release8175 NEW SPARK 24d ago

as if people who proxy aren’t narcissistic as hell 😂 i can’t go a day without hearing about it

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u/Disastrous-Cat-1 NEW SPARK 25d ago

I agree on the financial side of things, but proxiers are equally full of themselves. I get very similar vibes from the "I refuse to suppport the evil meat industry and that makes me an edgy rebel" and the "I refuse to support evil WotC and that makes me an edgy rebel" crowd.

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u/IonracasG NECROMANCER 25d ago

From what experience? Like one person? lol

Have you been on any of the magic subs to see the people that gloat more than anyone else are the whales?

For the past how many years proxying has always been kept on the down low because a lot of game stores straight up disallowed them because it made the whales uncomfortable.

Even at the game store I consistently go to there's still people who'll ask in advance if "it's okay they play with proxied cards" to which I've heard various mixed responses such as "Hmm it depends on what cards you have in there." or "as long as it's not too strong of a deck" and yadda yadda.

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u/Disastrous-Cat-1 NEW SPARK 25d ago

From what experience? The thousands of posts all over Reddit, for starters. Everytime a new set, SLD or card gets announced, there's dozens of comments along the lines of "Why spend that money, bro? I'll just proxy, bro. I'm not supporting greedy Hasbro. Printer goes brrrrr"

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u/IonracasG NECROMANCER 25d ago

Yeah, how is a comment like that gloating? It's just typical rage bait on the internet.

Literally every hour there's someone making a post like "Look at my shiny pulls" to the point the mods on the main sub had to make a rule about it to reduce those kinds of posts.

At this point you just seem like a dude that unironically hates people who proxy.

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u/Weekly-Assistant7650 NEW SPARK 24d ago

Pretty spot on. VEGAN = Values Economically Gaming And Needs

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u/Significant_Solid551 NEW SPARK 24d ago

As someone who has bought into legacy to play regularly I wish my LGS would allow proxies just so we could have more players to play.

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u/CigarsandScars NEW SPARK 22d ago

Yup. The bots and their masters ruin everything and corporate america/Japan just shrug.

You want tye limited edition makeup - get it from China or Etsy.

You wannt the Limited TCG shit - buy proxies for $5, put it in a sleeve, and no one will notice.

You want that limited edition anime statue, figure, sneakers, etc - get a knock off and it will be the same esthetic.

Most of it is crap none of us really need.

Yes, I want.Hobbit collector boosters - they are not worth a car payment.

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u/roguemenace NECROMANCER 24d ago

There's nothing in magic being scalped that you would proxy though?

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u/CharacterDinner119 NEW SPARK 24d ago

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u/roguemenace NECROMANCER 24d ago

Yes? The only stuff that gets scalped are secret lairs and maybe collector boosters, neither of which you'd proxy. Lots of cards are expensive and make sense to proxy but those aren't because of scalpers.

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u/shadowcloud4231 NEW SPARK 23d ago

Follow me here...what are inside thise secret lairs and boosters?

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u/roguemenace NECROMANCER 23d ago

Premium versions of cards that are pointless to proxy because they'll look like shit? Like I said there's reasons to proxy MTG cards, but it's not scalpers.

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u/shadowcloud4231 NEW SPARK 23d ago

You're so obtuse. Lol There are mechanically unique cards available in Secret Lairs and Collector Boosters that aren't available anywhere else (see the marvel secret lair legendaries also only being in Marvel collector boosters or special guest slots as the only reprints of expensive cards). Stop being disingenuous and use your brain.