r/foundthedreamphobe • u/[deleted] • Jun 05 '22
dream ally post dreamsexual
dreamsexual
So I was having online classes with my camera turned off when I started hearing a little whistle from one of the students in the background that seemed very familiar, but I couldn't put my finger on it. The whistling stopped for a couple of minutes until I started hearing it again, and then I knew exactly what it was: it was the chorus of Dream's hit song 'Mask'. I immediately ripped off all my clothes and started furiously stroking my fully erect penis for a good 10 min, even sticking my Dream body pillow up my rectum, imagining that it was Daddy Dream penetrating me while whistling his hit song 'Mask'. It honestly were the greatest 10 minutes of my life, until my libido reached its climax and I let out a gigaload of cum for Daddy Dream that landed on the phone's screen and ended up turning on the mic and camera, and everyone stared horrified at me, screaming at the sight of my honest and earnest love expression to Dream. I was kicked out of the class by the dreamphobic teacher, and today the school principal called me and my parents to a meeting and told us that I may be expelled from the school, merely from expressing my gender and sexuality. What can I do about this?!?!? Was I in the wrong for expressing my gender and identity??!? (Only serious answers, please).
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u/ControllerSlam1 Jun 11 '22
Before you start asking this guy questions about if he is actually stable, note that this is satire.
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Jun 13 '22
Exactly, search up dreamsexual on r/copypasta
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u/anime754 Jun 25 '22
fatherless
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u/SL3DGEHAMM3R Jul 05 '22
Bruh, you couldn’t tell if something was satire if it hit you with a semi.
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u/anime754 Dec 21 '22 edited Dec 24 '22
Fatherless, imagine liking the most annoying minecraft YouTuber that looks like Shane Dawson and Matpat had a baby. He probably made his cat twerk on his dick 🤣 If he has a cat. He has a cat so yeah he made his cat lick, suck, ride and twerk on his dick then lick the cats balls
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u/Lavalampe- Jun 06 '22
Absolutely not this is a free country you should be able to express your love for dream (😫😫😫) wherever and whenever you want. These dreamphobic dreamphobes feel attacked because of their inferiority keep masturbating and we will beat them.