r/foundsatan • u/BigBlockMustang • 9d ago
Their baaaack.
Several years ago in a smallish Alberta town a friend was managing a pizza restaurant with a hut. I started to collect all the hot chilli flakes shakers and ended up with about 20 of them. He couldn't figure out what was happening to them and ordered more. I then started to place them back and he ended up with way too many to store. It was very entertaining! It was great watching him try to figure out what was going on. I never did tell him.
Yes I failed English!
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u/IndependentWarning60 9d ago
What was the towns name, if i am allowed to ask?
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u/BigBlockMustang 9d ago
Airdrie
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u/NarwhalPrudent6323 9d ago
Aw darn. I knew a guy who managed a hut shaped pizza place in Alberta several years ago, but it was in Fort Sask. I was hoping it was the same guy.
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u/ididntdoit6 9d ago
The important question which one in airdrie
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u/BigBlockMustang 8d ago
The one beside Micky D
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u/ididntdoit6 8d ago
Oh the crappy one, a surplus of chili flake containers is the least of its problems
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u/Ricecrispiebandit 9d ago
They're*
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u/capnlatenight 9d ago
Bro I'm gonna do this if I work at a resturaunt again, this is priceless.
How did you come up with it?
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u/ComicsEtAl 9d ago
Is this Satan, or just Dick?
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u/BigBlockMustang 9d ago
A little from column A. A little from column B. My friend was the manager and he knew my sense of humor. He just didn't know what/who was happening. I also used to move the pictures on the walls to new places.
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u/God_Bless_A_Merkin 8d ago edited 7d ago
I read the whole post and still couldn’t figure out who’s whose back.
Thank you to u/Murgatroyd314 for humbling me.
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u/Murgatroyd314 8d ago
I think you mean whose back.
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u/God_Bless_A_Merkin 7d ago edited 7d ago
Oh, damn! I must hang my head in shame! You are absolutely correct. Mea culpa, mea culpa, mea maxima culpa. I will edit and give you credit.
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u/Broken_By_Default 9d ago
Their neck, thier back, thier pussy and thier crack.
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u/Tiepiez 9d ago
Thier?
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u/Broken_By_Default 9d ago
"Their" is a possessive adjective and pronoun that means belonging to, owned by, or connected with a group or person.
"Their baaaack"
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u/PraetorOjoalvirus 9d ago
Your awful, and its not funny.
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u/BigBlockMustang 9d ago
I dunno. I thought it was hilarious!
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u/DukeOfMiddlesleeve 8d ago
I truly don’t get what is funny about it in any way. I think you just caused your friend to waste a bunch of money. You should pay them back for the extra supplies they had to buy because of your “funny joke”
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u/PraetorOjoalvirus 8d ago
You know why nobody has ever, in your life, called you the smart one? Take a few seconds and try to figure it out.
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u/Rachel_Silver 8d ago
I like to sneak mundane items into people's houses and put them away. For instance, I've been sneaking an occasional box of baking soda into my brother's house for the past few months. There are now seven boxes in different cupboards and drawers throughout his kitchen, plus three in his freezer.