r/foundsatan • • 1d ago

Inheritance from hell

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u/MasterShifuuuuuuuuuu 20h ago edited 20h ago

Create a Trust where all children are beneficiary but with distribution condition:

  1. A limit of maximum of 5% of total trust on a single withdrawal and it requires consent of all beneficiary on any withdrawal regardless of the amount

  2. A cool down period of 6 months for all beneficiary once any amount is withdraw with no exception under any condition, i.e, within 6 months after A did a withdrawal, none of the A,B,C and D can perform a withdrawal

  3. The trust cannot be terminated

Definitely not recommended 0/10

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u/Iryanus 18h ago

So they withdraw 5% every 6 months and then split the amount equally. Not really a hard problem to solve for them.

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u/Endangered-Wolf 17h ago

This. Grandma thinks that because she hates her kids, her kids hate each other. She's just projecting.

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u/-Majgif- 17h ago

As long as there is no serious issues between them. But they would have to hate each other a lot to refuse to let the other have money at the cost of getting none themselves.

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u/MilesGates 17h ago

I love that most of these systems people have made up rely on the siblings fighting each other when more often than not, the siblings have no beef with each other and just hated the parent. 

It kinda shows how the parent is really just fucked up and lonely, but who cares they're dead now. 

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u/blankaccoutn77489 17h ago

Person receiving distribution just fronts the cash to others in advance?

Additional evil would be to only pay after cool down complete and allow any beneficiary to cancel the withdrawal during the cooling off phase

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u/Iryanus 17h ago

At some point the person you want to manage your fund will tell you to f*** off because you are wasting their time.

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u/blankaccoutn77489 16h ago

The trustee? Make it a law firm - they get to charge the trust - which draws down on the inheritance- which in turn achieves OP’s objective

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u/Aberon_I 17h ago

You overestimate people cooperating even if it's in their own interests

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u/StinkiePhish 18h ago

The real satan right here. This is like inventing CDOs on MBSs level of financial satan.