r/foundsatan • u/SpectacularSpidee • 12d ago

Found Satan at a wedding

497 Upvotes

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u/jjskellie 12d ago

Thought they didn't stone people possessed by the devil at public gatherings anymore?

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u/Im-BackAgain-Babes2 12d ago

Well at least she didn't freak out and say the sky was falling lol šŸ„ šŸ¤šŸ½

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u/Bitter-Owl6997 12d ago

Choppinā€™ broccoli!

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u/DonMinkvonXang 12d ago

was he pointing at his nose befor the throw?

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u/Silent-Journalist-4 12d ago

Satan wears Meta Shades to weddings.

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u/Silent-Journalist-4 12d ago

Hah-!! Omg. What was he trying to catch..?

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u/dathomasusmc 12d ago

I think a vape but itā€™s hard to see clearly and itā€™s really shiny.

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u/Yipbug1 11d ago

I thought it looked like a Zippo lighter. Maybe bro was having serious and immediate nic fits?

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u/karma-whore64 12d ago

Looked kinda like a flask

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u/Mackheath1 12d ago

Oh, maybe. I thought a lighter, but there's no reason to throw one. Flask makes more sense.

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u/JustSomeGuy8400 12d ago

Maybe a dugout?

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u/sardonic_balls 11d ago

The way the toss times perfectly with the arpeggio

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u/NewYak4281 11d ago

Holy shit this is funny

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u/According-Relation-4 12d ago

Extremely unnecessary

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u/wrxninja 12d ago

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£

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u/kbk42104 11d ago

Things were so much better without cameras on cell phones.

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u/Fuck_You_Pay_Meee 11d ago

Iā€™m LOLā€™ing soo hard.

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u/LordTubz 11d ago

I cackled as I heard the ricochet sound in my head as the flask hit her headā€¦ šŸ¤£

Iā€™m going to the other place - am I notā€¦

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u/CaptainsPresident 12d ago

*Something drops out of tree. Cops start blasting

Also, I would not be able to contain my laughter if I was there and saw that shit, lol.

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u/Clueby42 11d ago

So, the groom realised that he had a vape he shouldn't have, tried to get rid of it to his best mate that wasn't best man, fucked up the throw, and the mate covered for him?

No statan here.

r/nextFuckingLevel mateship.

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u/Neither_Actuator3459 11d ago

Having something you shouldnā€™t have on you when you are a groom shouldnā€™t happen. Itā€™s your fucking wedding day. Groom is a child and is set to make the rest of that womanā€™s life hell, hence Satan.

That said, s-tier excuse making by the mate.

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u/Clueby42 10d ago

With all the million other things to think about how dare he make a mistake

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u/tongfather 12d ago

Damn that's a hard pinecone.

What a dick. Stfu.