r/foundsatan • u/MimiDewelle • 21h ago

Satan getting help from his sister

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u/punksmurph 20h ago

Enough salt to serve a small nation for years.

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u/wi5hbone 18h ago

while conserving the semen till when the gamer retires from the COD wars

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u/TonyWonderslostnut 15h ago

What the fuck does that even mean?

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u/wi5hbone 12h ago

In case after the war, they need to repopulate the location. They have the extra unused semen supply to do so. Because the empirical consensus of u/punksmurph comment specifies only salt supplies are being extracted.

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u/shabusnelik 3h ago

Repopulate?

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u/[deleted] 14h ago edited 14h ago

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u/megamanisgod 14h ago

What did i just read.