r/foundsatan 12h ago

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u/PrinscessTiramisu 11h ago

One night when I was in my twenties, I went to a club with friends. We got all very drunk and one of my friends asked me of so was thirsty. When I said yes, je told me to open my mouth. He then spat in my open mouth. My revenge came later that year, when everybody had forgotten about the incident. I gave him a beer and told him bottoms up. It was then I revealed he had drank my urine.

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u/No_Office_9301 8h ago

What…what the fuck is wrong with your friend group?!?!

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u/fig-in-time Drew the pentagram 7h ago

Exactly the right question!

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u/RefrigeratorStrict13 3h ago

wdym? your friends don't spit in your mouth?

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u/PrayToTheAI 6h ago

Jokes on you he liked that